Television The Walking Dead

I still haven't watched this week's episode and am ecstatic about it. I may even have a wank while thinking about not watching it next week either.
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I still haven't watched this week's episode and am ecstatic about it. I may even have a wank while thinking about not watching it next week either.
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Be a shame to have a wank without having seen Lauren Cohens shower scene from this weeks episode...
 
And the bit at the end where Glenn's throbbing penis is still alive and asks for help
 
And the bit at the end where Glenn's throbbing penis is still alive and asks for help

That could be a spin-off. The Walking penises. 'After all those years in the sun, the walkers have completely melted. Only their penises are still intact, walking around, getting their heads chopped off'.
 
DON'T UNSPOILER IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN LATEST EPISODE -

I think Glenn lives - they'll be all munching on Nicholas and Glenn will survive by covering himself in his crap.

We probably won't see it for a couple of weeks.

I could be wrong...meh.

Big surprise - Glenn lives...:rolleyes:
 
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I just started watching last episode.

Are they fecking kidding me
 
DON'T UNSPOILER IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN LATEST EPISODE -

Big surprise - Glenn lives...:rolleyes:
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I just started watching last episode.

Are they fecking kidding me
I thought (for a TV show) the Glenn escape was done in a plausible way. What do you expect? It's a zombie show where a lot of the lead characters have been killed off. It's not so bad that one of the lead characters manages to escape death in miraculous fashion
 
LOL.

Episode is done, why the Spoiler tags? Anway, the way it was done is pretty much what we were expecting. TWD kinda changing the rules when it sees fit. Glenns whole head and upper body / shoulders are exposed, but nope, lets not have the walkers go after him. Or they just start walking away despite him being under the dumpster. So what is it, are the walker drawn by smell, sight? madness haha.

Anyway, I know its a character driven show, but seriously, Rick and Carol are the only ones who are really sane and would (should) be able to survive on their own.
 
Anway, the way it was done is pretty much what we were expecting. TWD kinda changing the rules when it sees fit. Glenns whole head and upper body / shoulders are exposed, but nope, lets not have the walkers go after him. Or they just start walking away despite him being under the dumpster. So what is it, are the walker drawn by smell, sight? madness haha.

Also,

One walker ate Lori, leaving nothing of her. A big bunch of walkers didn't take more than few bites of Nicholas?
 
Actually enjoyed that episode, as ridiculous as it is that Glenn survived.

Hate that they're teasing us into thinking Coral may die soon when it's painfully obvious we'll be stuck with his wooden acting and annoying face/hair until season 43.
 
I thought walkers ate you to the bone? There was plenty of meat left on the trash bin dude and the lad who wrote the note for his wife.

Two obvious things about this episode were Glen being alive and the building falling onto the fence.

And if Carol wasn't irritating enough the lil bitch kept interrupting Rick when teaching the young lad to shoot, why couldn't he be killed off already, I actually hate him with his stupid hair and hat. :mad:
 
And if Carol wasn't irritating enough the lil bitch kept interrupting Rick when teaching the young lad to shoot, why couldn't he be killed off already, I actually hate him with his stupid hair and hat. :mad:

Rick giving the lad advice was fine, but him? It really came accross as condescending.
 
It'll be the battle of the Corals next. Who wins the hand of emo-girl? Seriously Coral 1 was so annoying this episode I almost find myself rooting for Coral 2, and he's a right little bitch so that's saying something. Would've been the best episode ever if both got crushed by that crumbling tower. Missed opportunity. Glenn survived, to the incredible surprise of exactly no one. Decent episode otherwise. Why is Morgan so secretive? I guess the others would probably kill his prisoner if they knew, but what exactly does he hope to accomplish this way? Sooner or later they were going to find out and him keeping it a secret wouldn't help anyone.
 
It'll be the battle of the Corals next. Who wins the hand of emo-girl? Seriously Coral 1 was so annoying this episode I almost find myself rooting for Coral 2, and he's a right little bitch so that's saying something. Would've been the best episode ever if both got crushed by that crumbling tower. Missed opportunity. Glenn survived, to the incredible surprise of exactly no one. Decent episode otherwise. Why is Morgan so secretive? I guess the others would probably kill his prisoner if they knew, but what exactly does he hope to accomplish this way? Sooner or later they were going to find out and him keeping it a secret wouldn't help anyone.
It's all about building a plot I'm sure. The dude will break out and kill someone and I'm guessing Morgan will become a pariah....or... maybe Carol will get to him first and kill him??
 
Why is Morgan so secretive? I guess the others would probably kill his prisoner if they knew, but what exactly does he hope to accomplish this way? Sooner or later they were going to find out and him keeping it a secret wouldn't help anyone.


Think Morgan is gonna try change him back like the way the guy with the goat changed him.
 
What a cop out, he's alive. Just happens to be an open window on the building to the right that Glen spots and climbs in but didn't spot before when he got blocked off and nearly mauled to death! Hopefully next week is the fall of the Alexandria, but not before the A-Team Daryl & co show up with the rescued bike thieves to save the day and patch up the place.
 
What an absolute load of shit. How did he get under that dumpster exactly? From what I saw that guy (forgot his name) shot himself and they both fell sideways (heads away from the dumpster). Yet all of a sudden he's facing the complete other way and can go under there head first? Please. Should have just had the guts to kill him off.

Also Coral needs to die. He really cannot act and his condescending stuff was just ridiculously annoying.
 
2 bodies fall to the floor. Causing major interest to the walkers. After a few minutes of eating Glenn's friends guts they get bored and walk away, despite a nice fresh human lying a few yards away. Yet none of the herd get bored at Alexandria. They all keep banging into that wall.
 
Haven't watched any of this season's episodes until today and just got through three in a row. Can't believe these feckers killed off Glenn. That's some bullshit right there. Also, did Rick get bit on his hand?
 
Honestly, why was Coral 2 following Coral with a gun in his hand, then nowhere in sight for the next shot with Coral?
 
Don't worry brew, I haven't watched the show since Cannibals but i'm pretty sure they'll all be in the kitchen having a joke and eating pancakes.

While the random black guy is getting eaten outside the Kitchen window.

They seem to have stopped killing all the black people lately. I don't know if it's due to the public criticism, or if they're lulling us into a false sense of security before they have a big cull and kill off a few at once?
 
Great start to the season but it definitely tailed off at the end.
 
I stopped watching this around the time they got to the farm house in season 2 as it was getting dull. Does it get better and worth picking back up ?
 
Hope they toss that kid with the stupid haircut into a pile of zombies.

Also hope Coral and his nemesis dies.

And the mopey one who's with Glenn.

Basically every child except Judith because remarkably, the infant child isn't actually annoying like the rest of the young people.
 
So I stopped watching because I just can;t take the writing and shitty characters anymore. I heard Glen died and I'm all like "damn, they killed one of the untouchables". Then I find out he survived, watched the clip on youtube and called shenanigans.

Absolute pack of cowards on the writing team. Robert Kirkman is also to blame, if his big fat ego didn;t get in the way of Frank Darabont's vision AMC would've had a half way decent show.