The Transfer Deadline Day Thread / Most crazy ever?

If he signs for us, I'll run naked through the streets of Delhi.

Fully expect United/PSG/even Bayern to hijack this.
I hope they do. You don't deserve Mesut Ozil.

*shuts all his curtains in case a donaldo shaped horror outside"
 
On BBC now:
According to the Sun, Blackpool winger Tom Ince, 21, is set for a £10m move to Tottenham Hotspur but will remain on loan with the Seasiders until the end of the season.
 
How many midfielders are Tottenham buying this summer? That must be about 6 or 7 now!
 
Oh God. That montage they had on SSN just now, with each reporter individually, was cringeworthy.
 
I predict we'll sign Herrera and Fellaini. We should also sign Ozil, I know people will argue we don't need him but he's 24 years old and is one of the best players in the world, when a chance like this comes along you take it, especially considering Rooney will probably want to piss off again next summer.

We didn't need RVP but in the end we did, we definitely didn't need Ashley Young, we don't need Baines, so absolutely no reason why we shouldn't sign Ozil.
 
Tiago Ilori to Liverpool. Kaka to AC milan,
 
Stoke Arnotovic, West brom Amalfitano
 
Ozil has rejected Arsenal and would prefer a move to United.

But United do not want Ozil and would prefer Baines instead.
 
You can add Sakho and Moses to the list as well.

Borini going to Sunderland.
Moses is a good move. Know anything about ilori?

Liverpool doing some decent business of late.
 
Ed Wood should be announcing a new world class/marquee signing on the hour, every hour from 12:00-23:00. Only then will I be happy.
 
You can add Sakho and Moses to the list as well.

Borini going to Sunderland.

Ilori was announced today. I think Sakho is the best signing out of the lot. Fantastic defender. I can't believe PSG let him go.