The Transfer Deadline Day Thread / Most crazy ever?

This way they cannot be wrong

They broke the news this morning that their sources had told them we'd contacted Ozil representatives. 10 minutes later their journalist at Carrington had checked and had it from people at a very high level at United that we are not interested in him whatsoever.
 
128297ed-2aeb-45ed-bf8a-ce4cbe464402_500.jpg
 
Here we have the Bale, albeit out of its natural habitat, adapting quickly to its new surroundings.
 
Sky sources are being told that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger will do 'all he can' to wrap up deals for Real Madrid pair Mesut Ozil and Angel Di Maria on transfer deadline day.
 
Imagine being at such a low point that Victor Anichebe for £6m seemed like a good option.

I doubt even the Samaritans can help them now.
 
Sky sources are being told that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger will do 'all he can' to wrap up deals for Real Madrid pair Mesut Ozil and Angel Di Maria on transfer deadline day.


Does it involve Rohypnol and a sack?
 
It's just John Cross who is saying this. Might be true but he's an idiot.
 
I trust John Cross on Arsenal matters more than I trust most journalists.


Ah right then, I'm looking forward to see Jovetic, Higuain and Suarez for Arsenal when they play us next season.
 
Sky get all the big names. They have an agent who has the morning of transfer deadline day free. I bet he's a big hitter.
 
Hopefully mere minutes before it gets hit by a missile.
 
What time is Jim White in the building?

He's refusing to participate until Redknapp drives up to the sky camera and does the obligatory interview. He feels the tradition of deadline day is too important.
 
It's just John Cross who is saying this. Might be true but he's an idiot.


Cross has been the biggest transfer muppet of all this summer. He's an embarrasment.
 
i wish sky would stop playing old scholes clips. they're going to give woowar ideas.

scholes is going to turn us down, isn't he?
 
Cross feedson information coming from Arsenal. Wenger himself admitted that he was given incorrect information regarding Suarez's clause. I can't believe that I am defending a journalist!


Don't.

Cross has a frigging epileptic knee. Won't stop jerking.
 
Wigan chairman Dave Whelan has given a candid interview with the Irish Independent revealing details of a chat over the telephone with Everton boss Roberto Martinez yesterday. "That's what Roberto is just saying," he relayed. "United losing changes the thing a bit, they might be upping their offer [for Marouane Fellaini] now. They'll be desperate now to get a midfield player. Leighton Baines won't go. He's a good lad, very solid and is happy where he is. It'll be Fellaini."
 
We won't be signing anyone today, I feel.