The Transfer Deadline Day Thread / Most crazy ever?

Despicable behaviour from Everton. Have they not thought of Dave Whelan's feelings?
 
Club photographers and media people are at Carrington apparently.

That sounds promising about an arrival...

or perhaps is completely unrelated!
 
This is not looking good for Everton. Especially if we pinch Fellaini.
 
Whelan clearly wants to sell. Why the feck is he ringing up Jim White to tell him how unhappy he is with Everton's offer.
 
Why the feck are we looking to offload Lukaku again, I thought Jose could see a good player?
 
FFS you guys think you have it bad. We've just been snubbed by Lukaku for West Brom!
 
I still think the signings are done, Woodys going to come out with 30 seconds go with the "boys are back in town" blaring and parade them all.
 
Jose doing his old mate Stevve Clarke a favour if we let them have Lukaku.

I've not heard anything abotu Chalobah or McEachren yet. I thought they would be getting loans.
 
Has Ronaldo signed yet or what?
 
Why the feck are we looking to offload Lukaku again, I thought Jose could see a good player?

You've kept Ba though and Mata has no illusions about his importance at the club any longer.

I do wonder what has changed, you were always going to sign a new front line striker this summer so why wasn't the West Brom loan simply extended from last year? It is also possible that the player has had a look around and pushed for the move i suppose, regular starts and all that.
 
Jose doing his old mate Stevve Clarke a favour if we let them have Lukaku.

I've not heard anything abotu Chalobah or McEachren yet. I thought they would be getting loans.


Apparently its Lukaku who's digging his feet in to come to us, which I guess makes sense. Everton aren't offering European football and he knows all the players and staff here.
 
Things starting to slow down now with 1 hour and 15 mins to go.
 
Apparently its Lukaku who's digging his feet in to come to us, which I guess makes sense. Everton aren't offering European football and he knows all the players and staff here.

Yeah, an easy choice for Lukaku really. Going on loan can be a gamble but he know exactly what to expect at West Brom. Hopefully he'll not start so many games from the bench for you this season.
 
I reckon United want to steal the headlines with a very late unveiling of Herrera, Felliani and (insert Real Madrid player here).
 
Mental stuff by the sounds of it. I´m getting fecked here paying four quid a minute for internet access trying to figure out what´s going on. Any quick synopsis?
 
Totally forgot about Suarez. Was hoping the cnut would leave, in fact, I was certain he would go.

He'll improve the Sousers even more when he's back.
 
For us?

I like him but surely we don't need a winger? About as useful as Baines



Strongly disagree. Bring in either Fellaini or Herrera and we have a CM pairing of Carrick/Fellaini/Herrera and backups from Anderson, Cleverley and Giggsy. That is plenty good. Our wing options are an out of form Valencia, a dodgy Nani and yong and lernin' Zaha.

We lack extra quality, delivery and width on the wings. Di Maria would bring that.