Well to be fair, Memphis is a bit shit and dresses like Will Smith from Fresh Prince.
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Well to be fair, Memphis is a bit shit and dresses like Will Smith from Fresh Prince.
*Patiently awaits for Bart Ramselaar to rise.*
If Vitesse have a 87 ceiling then so should Heerenveen. They're of similar stature (think SCH are bigger tbh).
I signed Klaassen and Locadia for Stoke so don't believe everything i say.
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Talking of rising, my man Zekhnininini got another +2 for getting 3 assists in 4 games. I love Soccerwiki and it's absurd nature.
ffs
Ajer got a +2 the other day as well. Thought it strange.
He's got +5 rating since I signed him for doing very little. The only explanation is because he's becoming the next hyped superstar. It's really silly and is yet another example of why Soccerwiki is a flawed idea.
Ah, just checked and they've been reviewing Norway! That makes sense then I guess. But Zekhninin doesn't really deserve another rating increase but whatever.
And Milik's still 87 ffs
He'll get a + 1 soon don't worry dear.
Also Belgium seems to be the next league to be reviewed.
Tielemans to rise
How is Tielemans 18? Feels like he's been around forever.
Jese is still 87. I think he deserves 89. Too subjective or fair?
Edit: At least 88 surely..
Edit: At least 88 surely..
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Tricky, he's really not played much. 100% not 89 rated, if he keeps getting played till they review La Liga then he might be worth a + 1 to 88.
I decided to rant on the SM Forum about player positions. Clyne got given the ability to play LB the other day. He's played as a LB 4 times in the last 4 years, which means he's played there for 2% of his career.
That cant be correct? Remember him playing both sides when he was younger?
I checked on Transfermarkt.
Since Jan 1st 2012 Clyne has played a total of 11,850mins in all competitions (not internationals).
He's played as a RB for 11,143mins (94%)
He's played as a RM for 446mins (3.8%)
He's played as a LB for 261mins (2.2%)
Weird, just checked it on whoscored. They have the same info, memory playing tricks I suppose.
If you average it out into game terms then you get the following:
He's played as a RB for 124 games
He's played as a RM for 5 games
He's played as a LB for 3 games
So 129 games on the right, 3 on the left. But he gets D[L]
If you average it out into game terms then you get the following:
He's played as a RB for 124 games
He's played as a RM for 5 games
He's played as a LB for 3 games
So 129 games on the right, 3 on the left. But he gets D[L]
Maybe they felt that he has played more as a LB like me
Maybe they felt that he has played more as a LB like me
Fecking idiots. Doesn't take 2minutes to do a bit of research! This is why Soccerwiki is shite.
I need a spanish review asap
The schedule is normally:
- Portugal
- Netherlands
- France
- Germany
- Italy
- Spain
- England
So it'll be ages yet. Probably January.
I partly guessed December at the earliest based off old review changes on players. I'll have to start playing Mustafi so earlier than I had hoped
Debuted at 16, mental.
Source claims big red had to be reminded that celebrity's rarely go to prison
It is claimed that the Chelsea manager had to remind Big Red of this as he was prepared to sell, he said its more likely Messi sees the inside of a cell than Benzema and do you think damo will sell him because of that
So i have to play him to make sure his rating modifies? I thought that the reviews are based on their real performances.
Well informed sources claim that Chelsea manager christy87 is trolling the Spurs gaffer, knowing fully well that Benzema most likely faces prison time and wants to laugh at Big-Red's despair.
Name: Dennis Praet
Injury: Buttock
Type of injury: Torn muscle
Out from: 01-11-2015
Out until: 22-11-2015
Injury: Buttock
Type of injury: Torn muscle
Out from: 01-11-2015
Out until: 22-11-2015
@RedSky probably hoping for too much with another Tete rise eh?
He's only played 6 games since his last review. Depends exactly when Eredivisie is reviewed tbh. If he gets another 3-4 games under his belt then he could get a + 1/2 imo
Don't think it's unreasonable that he gets another rise. Debut for Holland and being a starter for Ajax. +2.
My Predicted Rises:
Junior Neymar + 1 to 96
Blaise Matuidi + 1 to 93
Tavares Fabinho + 1 to 89
Johannes Geis + 1 to 89
Castro Jonny + 1 to 88
Benjamin Mendy + 1 to 88
Borges Wendell + 1 to 88
Saido Berahino + 1 to 88
Stefan Bell + 1 to 88
Samu Castillejo + 1 to 86
Munir El Haddadi + 2 to 87
Víctor Camarasa + 1 to 86
Clinton N'Jie + 1 to 86
Niklas Stark + 1 to 84
Eric Bailly + 3 to 86
Kevin Diks + 2 to 84
Timo Baumgartl + 2 to 84
Rubén Duarte + 2 to 84
Isaac Success + 2 to 84
Vincent Koziello + 2 to 84
Vigaray Carlos + 2 to 84
Assane Diousse + 4 to 82
Ramy Bensebaini + 2 to 80
Pedro Pereira + 5 to 80
Could change depending on playing time between now and when their leagues are reviewed. Baba might sneak a + 1 to 88 if he becomes first choice for Chelsea. But I think these are fairly accurate tbh.
Junior Neymar + 1 to 96
Blaise Matuidi + 1 to 93
Tavares Fabinho + 1 to 89
Johannes Geis + 1 to 89
Castro Jonny + 1 to 88
Benjamin Mendy + 1 to 88
Borges Wendell + 1 to 88
Saido Berahino + 1 to 88
Stefan Bell + 1 to 88
Samu Castillejo + 1 to 86
Munir El Haddadi + 2 to 87
Víctor Camarasa + 1 to 86
Clinton N'Jie + 1 to 86
Niklas Stark + 1 to 84
Eric Bailly + 3 to 86
Kevin Diks + 2 to 84
Timo Baumgartl + 2 to 84
Rubén Duarte + 2 to 84
Isaac Success + 2 to 84
Vincent Koziello + 2 to 84
Vigaray Carlos + 2 to 84
Assane Diousse + 4 to 82
Ramy Bensebaini + 2 to 80
Pedro Pereira + 5 to 80
Could change depending on playing time between now and when their leagues are reviewed. Baba might sneak a + 1 to 88 if he becomes first choice for Chelsea. But I think these are fairly accurate tbh.
My Predicted Rises:
Eric Dier + 1 to 87
Eric Dier + 1 to 87
My Predicted Rises:
Roly's cock when he watches his favourite Twilight films.
Roly's cock when he watches his favourite Twilight films.
I watched the last 20mins of the last film the other day when it was being shown on Film4. What a load of bollocks that final bit was!
I can proudly say i've not watched any of them.
Neither have I, well apart from the last 20mins. Which probably therefore didn't have the same effect as if I'd watched them all, but that seems like torture.