Gaming The SM RedCafe League

Who was it?

Not saying until he is signed.

Sorry Fulham!


Managed to get everyone I think, except maybe Bakkali.

Varane, Kroos, Laporte, Volland, Leno, Alli, Martinez, Bender, Goretzka, Salah, Verratti, Montoya. Overpaid on Verratti and Varane, but there you go.
 
I told him to wait as well. Heck, even United still have Fabio in their team and he's not even at the club anymore!

Farce. I'm going to the FA over this.
 
Arsenal in decline?

While most other managers in the league are optimistic about the new season and looking forward to bringing in new players, Arsenal manager RedSky is not so happy as he looks forlornly at his transfer kitty (which consists of a tube of rolos and a lifetime subscription to Arsenal magazine) cursing his chairman who promised him riches, and instead gave him nothing.

Liverpool were able to spend on so many players, so why couldn't he? RedSky thought that it was just a matter of putting in a few bids and hey presto, the players would surely prefer to go to Arsenal than Liverpool or Spurs, right? Wrong.

The Arsenal supporters had been used to not getting top players, but after the acquisition of Ozil, they wanted more. They didn't want any more excuses.

Sadly, as the days pass by and Liverpool sign the likes of Neymar and even Southampton sign Varane, there's a sad inevitability that Arsenal will be left to pick up the scraps with a deadline day bid for Andros Townsend.
 
Mr. I'm Tottenham manager and i'm going to get relegated!

Yes, he actually said... that Tottenham... was going to get relegated. I shall put a curse on your club!