Mario's devised blip has been well covered in the press.
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Mario's devised blip has been well covered in the press.
Do you feel West Brom raised their game when we met you? We weren't so good against Swansea.
What, by buying young players from other clubs who you will very rarely use or play? All you have done is hoard a lot of players who aren't as good as what you already had and in the process let the likes of Kompany leave.
Terrible.
Swansea are just that much better then City
I'd have to agree with this.
And the less said about United the better!
Are you fecking kidding me? I've bought many of Europe's hottest prospects, since when has that been a terrible tactic in football? I've planned long term; I've made sure my first team squad is capable of domestic and European success (yeah I got rid of Kompany, but he's been replaced by Busquets, I've got rid of Johnson and replaced him with Ronaldo, I've got rid of Hart and replaced him with Neuer, I got rid of Tevez because he's a massive, hairy cnut); I've invested heavily in solid and deep cover, I've got a fantastic squad even before you begin to look at my youth team and those of my players on loan - compare that to many other managers who seem to think they can get through a season with a total of 21 players; look at Levo earlier today, having to recall players from loan just because one of his CB's got injured - fecking one of them! One injury and his plans shattered and caved in upon his cowering form! No such problems at City, my cover in every position is excellent, and each and every one of my squad players is an up-and-coming star. My youth team and loanees list follows the very same principle of depth and potential; each well researched member (with the exception of the charlatan Luis Rodriguez) has a role to play, each and every one of them poised at the beginning of a massively successful career in football. You think these players will never play for me? Well come back in five years time and they'll piss egg from all over your crying face as they point you in the direction of their medal cabinet. I know every one of my players to man, and I know that every one of them (with the exception of the scam-artist Luis Rodriguez) is more of a man than you'll ever be, and every one of them has fecked your wife. feck you and your misguided opinions of my club; the heart of the United City of Manchester beats to the tune of only one drum, the drum made from the hide of a thousand alpha male lions and tigers which I rhythmically beat, day and night, with my massive, twelve inch cock! feck. You.
The crafty bastard......
Transfer muppet. Nothing more, nothing less.
You are like a poor mans Roy Evans
I love how serious cider takes all of this, really adds something IMO.
Smashed Charlton 6-0.
GD of +18 after 6 games. And my players hold the top 3 spots in the scoring charts.
Put me down for the Liverpool job, time to step up.
GD of +18 after 6 games. And my players hold the top 3 spots in the scoring charts.
Put me down for the Liverpool job, time to step up.
If having the foresight to set up an academy and invite 20/25 of Europe's best young players to play in it is transfer muppetry, then okay, I hold my hands up, I'm a transfer muppet.
When I think of seriousness and dedication to SoccerManager, I immediately think of Damien
Somebody tell Cider that Neuer is having a horror season at Bayern Munich. No way he's the best goalkeeper in the world.
Would love full backs on loan. Full backs with a rating above 82 will be first choice.
He finally admits it!
People like you are killing the game.
Signing everyone you can preventing other smaller clubs from doing so when you don't even need that particular player.
Who in their right mind sells two of the clubs best players in Hart and Kompany too?
Today, my day will mostly consist of:
"Logs in to see if Demba Ba is gone to 99 rating yet.........."
"Elokobi only player done"
"Logs out"
"Logs in to see if Demba Ba is gone to 99 rating yet.........."
"Elokobi only player done"
"Logs out"
I beat Boro 1-0!! Yes! Yes! Yes!
He got a player sent off early for a headbutt but I held on, play up Pompey!
He got a player sent off early for a headbutt but I held on, play up Pompey!
My, aren't you a jealous one?
That's what big clubs do, I'm afraid, we sign the best young talent from around Europe. That's not what smaller clubs do, and a lot of the smaller club managers have virtually bankrupted themselves by trying to do so, so they can feck off and find more suitable players tbh.
I sold Hart in exchange for a better keeper after starting the season and conceding a feck load of goals with Joe Hart not performing well. I sold Kompany as I had great depth in CB and wanted to further fund my academy; Kompany will not be missed, mark my words on that; I've been very careful building my team to ensure that I've got enough quality backup in every position to get me through all but the harshest of injury crises.
Coming from a guy who's brought nineteen players into his club including a lot of young players who've not made your first team, I find your comments bizarre, hypocritical and reeking of bitterness at the fact that I've just made better decisions than you.
Ciders cracking up!
Today, my day will mostly consist of:
"Logs in to see if Demba Ba is gone to 99 rating yet.........."
"Elokobi only player done"
"Logs out"
same!I'm just waiting for the Spanish league. Hopefully I get 2/3 increases there.
I am in office so someone post that clap gif please. Cider's post #5366 is worthy of applause. Genuine managerial talent.
I have 4 from Spain, unlikely to change by the looks of it. boooooooo
Correct Damien.
I can visualize the last bit of that, imagine a SAF like figure beating the lion skin drums with his golden phallus by the touchline.
Imagine an european night at the Etihad, and along with the UEFA anthem we have this racuous beat of drums going thump-thump-thump.
"The main event", the singers croon. Cider swings his cock from left to right. His braided hair (think Anderson but longer) swings with it, sweat dripping.
"Die Meister", he beats his chest.
"Die Besten" he shows the middle finger to the crowd and spits. "Thwack" goes the glittering parabola towards the opposition dugout.
"Les grandes équipes" he is now strangling the assistant referee with one hand and punching Baoltelli with the other. The crowd go into a frenzy, the Poznan is on full flow.
"De championes" he roars in satisfaction as the assistant referee lies limp on the ground, frothing at the mouth. The opposition dugout is empty. The stewards are running helter skelter. There is pandemonium and spontaneous applause at the same time.
The alpha male.
Olly needs to make a gif. And I need to get these thoughts out of my brain.
I can visualize the last bit of that, imagine a SAF like figure beating the lion skin drums with his golden phallus by the touchline.
Imagine an european night at the Etihad, and along with the UEFA anthem we have this racuous beat of drums going thump-thump-thump.
"The main event", the singers croon. Cider swings his cock from left to right. His braided hair (think Anderson but longer) swings with it, sweat dripping.
"Die Meister", he beats his chest.
"Die Besten" he shows the middle finger to the crowd and spits. "Thwack" goes the glittering parabola towards the opposition dugout.
"Les grandes équipes" he is now strangling the assistant referee with one hand and punching Baoltelli with the other. The crowd go into a frenzy, the Poznan is on full flow.
"De championes" he roars in satisfaction as the assistant referee lies limp on the ground, frothing at the mouth. The opposition dugout is empty. The stewards are running helter skelter. There is pandemonium and spontaneous applause at the same time.
The alpha male.
Olly needs to make a gif. And I need to get these thoughts out of my brain.
Bastien Schweinsteiger and Felipe Melo are on their way to Stamford Bridge
Melo is going to lose points Ned
Most probably, but he was the only decent cover I could get. My chairman wouldn't let me offer enough money that the selling chairman wanted - Melo was the only possible transfer.
I did trade in Essien for Schweinsteiger though, and Essien should drop by atleast 1 point I reckon, so that's not too bad.
I did trade in Essien for Schweinsteiger though, and Essien should drop by atleast 1 point I reckon, so that's not too bad.
My thoughts exactly JB.
Cider seems to think he has done something unique but he hasn't, he has taken his club backwards and thinks buying a large volume of young less talented players that have been scouted by other clubs masks that. Guess what, it doesn't.
Cider you will find my best players have stayed at the club. Only a fool would sell the core of their team. Your decisions have been bizarre and some might say farcical. I hope you and your club wins nothing and the true hard working managers come out on top.
Roll up to the Cider City Circus. You can have my ticket as I want no part of it.
If you've kept your best players at the club then what's Nikica Jelavic doing playing for Bayern Munich?
Only a fool would sell the core of their team? Tell me, where are Neville, Jagielka, Cahill, Gibson, Osman, Anichebe and Mcfaffen plying their trade these days?
If buying young, less talented players is such a poor tactic, why have you bought six sub-80 teenagers? The difference is, my young players are genuine articles, whereas your's are fecking nobodies.
What you've done is made an attempt at copying my philosophy, only you've botched it and bought a load of shite. You're jealous now because you're realising that the decent players, the players you should have bought, the players you're now wishing you had have bought, are all fully paid-up members of Manchester City Football Club.
Deal with it, you pathetic clown.
This is it, you don't get it. I have replaced those players for better ones. This is a concept I can see you don't get grasp.
Jagielka has gone and Jerome Boateng has come in
Cahill has gone and Fernando Llorente has come in
Osman has gone and Kevin Prince Boateng has come in
Gibson has gone and Toni Kroos has come in
Neville has gone and Jordi Alba has come in
I could go on and on here but I will spare your blushes. I have still maintained a core of Howard, Heitinga, Felliani, Baines and Coleman.
Don't worry about what is going on at Goodison Park son.
MIYAICHI up by 3
What claptrap you cretin.
Copied your philosophy? That is why the majority of your signings had already been scouted by Everton Football Club? I allowed you to take them otherwise I would have put bids in. I was looking at Bas Dost weeks ago. Same with the likes of Morata.
I have got some of the best young talent in the business. Shame you can only achieve this by buying in bulk in the hope that some of them will turn into stars so you can justify your existance to the Sheik and his cronies.
I am far more precise with my business as you will soon see.
When you have 7+ risers, like myself, get back to me.
Crystal Palace have a wonderful relationship with the United City of Manchester. We currently have 2 top young players here on loan and fully back Cider's vision and offer a pathway for his young talents to experience 1st team football. Fair to say, he has thought this through.
Chelsea FC laugh openly at all clubs participating in this needless squabbling while welcoming their two new signings who will destroy any notion of doubt left in the minds of others as to who will win this years Premier League.
Yeah you're right, Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Busquets, Vieira Marcelos, Manuel Neuer, Mateo Musacchio, Alan Dzaqoev and Ivan Perisic haven't improved me at all
Sounds to me like you've missed a trick then. The reasons for your bitterness are becoming more and more apparent with every post.