Plechazunga said:
that was the one, feck me that was the one
The second Ashes Test
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that was the one, feck me that was the one
I fookin hope so. I'm off to the match today.Utd heap said:We can still win this yet. Hramison with a quick 5 for 10 in the morning
Big miss that. That could be the Ashes he dropped (just like Warney!)Plechazunga said:
Monty would've caught it. Probably.
At least Harmy didn't appear to be bowling like a girl this innings. Need to blast them out tonight and I really can't see it happening. Also, I'm fecking knackered from watching cricket through the night and drinking whilst doing so. I was wrecked at work last Monday.
Nobody noticed so I'll probably do it again tonight...
I mmet someone the other day whose ex went back to Harmy's room on a tour a few years ago...when he told her he was engaged, she wouldn't let him bone her...she woke up to find he'd pissed all over her
Not sure whether he shat in her handbag
Not sure whether he shat in her handbag
Is that reverse swing?
I'd say it's more of a flamboyant slash down long leg, to mess up what would have been a maiden
Plechazunga said:
Plechazunga said:
What - like actually pissed on her, or wet the bed?
This is a brilliant story. Up there with the 'Kevin Pietersen!' one.
As in, deliberately took a leak all over her
What's the "Kevin Pietersen!" story?
What's the "Kevin Pietersen!" story?
I can't exactly remember, but it's to do with him needing his name shouted before he's able to come, I think.
It's on here somewhere...
It's on here somewhere...
Sylvester Stalone apparently got a couple of hookers to suck him off, and while they did it apparently kept going,
"Lick the balls. Caress the shaft. State m'name. Lick the balls. Caress the shaft. State m'name...." and they had to keep saying, "Sylvester Stalone"
Er, apparently
The Harmison one is actually definitely true...
"Lick the balls. Caress the shaft. State m'name. Lick the balls. Caress the shaft. State m'name...." and they had to keep saying, "Sylvester Stalone"
Er, apparently
The Harmison one is actually definitely true...
She should go to the papers. Not for the money, but for a laugh.
She might have no choice now that I've stuck it on the net
On a side note, one of the other mates of my mate who used to go out with the sister of your mate is now going out with Elle MacPherson.
I said 'Isn't she more The Biddy than The Body nowadays?', which is an excellent joke really, but he didn't appreciate it.
I reckon he should piss on her.
I said 'Isn't she more The Biddy than The Body nowadays?', which is an excellent joke really, but he didn't appreciate it.
I reckon he should piss on her.
Or shit in her handbag?
Another excellent option.
Another mate's brother's girlfriend used to serve her in a patisserie and reckoned she was well snotty, so a good curly turd wouldn't go to waste.
Another mate's brother's girlfriend used to serve her in a patisserie and reckoned she was well snotty, so a good curly turd wouldn't go to waste.
Perhaps a turd covered in icing, disguised as a birthday cake?
Nice, if slightly disturbed, thinking.
I was reading that thread where we analysed Kurupt's lyrics the other day
It made my mouth go into a kind of upwards curve at both edges, revealing my teeth, and emitting a series of repetitive spasmodic aspirations
Cockbiscuit
It made my mouth go into a kind of upwards curve at both edges, revealing my teeth, and emitting a series of repetitive spasmodic aspirations
Cockbiscuit
Sounds like you're turning into an actual spastic.
Cockcake.
Cockcake.
Word
Draw.
Harmy's going to bowl them all out. Or piss on them and shit in their handbags. Probably.
He's coming on next over...Flintoff can't get the cnut to bounce...stupid Aussie Christmas pudding wickets
Great first couple of balls from Harmy, according to Aggers
Great first over
Hope he pisses on their middle order...figuratively Harmy, control yourself, this is international test match cricket
Hope he pisses on their middle order...figuratively Harmy, control yourself, this is international test match cricket
Gilchrist is getting on top here. We don't want this bastard settling in and knocking Giles' crap, slow left arm efforts all over the ground.
Hmm..Hoggie's not bowling so well today
Once Gilchrist gets his eye in, it's goodnight
Draw...
Once Gilchrist gets his eye in, it's goodnight
Draw...
Ach, he's cutting loose now, slaughtering Harmy
Feck
Feck
He's just battered one into Cook's head
God I hate Gilchrist...the amazing at cricket, incredibly decent, "Oh you're shagging my wife well no whackers let's have a beer, religious maniac, cnut
God I hate Gilchrist...the amazing at cricket, incredibly decent, "Oh you're shagging my wife well no whackers let's have a beer, religious maniac, cnut
He's unstoppable
He's just danced down the track and reamed Gilo through extra cover
I'm going to bed...cnuts
I'm going to bed...cnuts
Plechazunga said:
Eh?
Plechazunga said:
You should have stayed. He just went for 60 odd.
Clarke will probably end up not out I think. He's looking quite set.
Clark has been a class act in both tests so far. There is still talk of him being dropped when Watson is fit. Sounds like a mistake to me.
WTF am I talking about? It is the other clark who is batting now. Doh.
136 behind coming up to lunch.
Draw
Draw
It would be a mistake I reckon. He has been pretty competent with the ball as well.
"If Watson is fit for Perth, would they dare drop Martyn on his home ground? I think he'll keep his place, he played well in the Champions Trophy. Clarke will go." Geoffrey Boycott on TMS
I think they should stick with the current team. Clarke, Husey and Martyn all deserve their places in the team.
I think they should stick with the current team. Clarke, Husey and Martyn all deserve their places in the team.