The Redcafe Novel

Liverpool is a sexy bin full of bindippin' flamers who steal bins and attack crippled children without shagging their girlfriends before they ejaculate cupiously into the Gerrads' wild.

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Citeh, Scousers, Renties, and Gooners sat together on a giant tree, smoking dried spinach and harassing simpletons into agreeing to circumcisions. Drigba’s dead because of Sol Campbell’s deadly beard spiders and marmosets. cnut is good for breeding as are tits.

Jehovah said lisping feverishly, “nipples”, while toucans chopped Jose’s ass. Spoony, the murderer, mouthed “Liverpool is a sexy bin-full of bindippin’ flamers who steal bins and attack crippled children without shagging their girlfriends before they ejaculate copiously into Gerrard’s face.

Haircut’ were fumigated and relegated to the stinking shit-hill of Newcastle that smelled evil like Houllier.
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