The Redcafe Novel

Today's Update....

redcafe's spastic authors collective said:
Eboue became gay singing gay goners are sexy. Everywhere that Bill Clinton drops his reefer in bushes, Hilary rides Condoleeza. Up Bareback Mountain smoking pubic tobacco bought by Al Gore was Ross Perot, who swallowed expertly like Jenna Jameson. Skiddy skid-row skidded onto skid marks accidentally, but Shevchanko shat right onto Abra’homo’wich’s piss-flaps with Goat-Man’s ass cream. Anger filled everyone’s Wellingtons.

Kenyon wore dresses worn by ladyboys and was creaming himself over quadrapalegics and enjoying it. Sol Campbell’s schlong was licked by men and he was rimmed. And Cashley Cole tap danced on Kenyon’s tiny, little, shitty anus that was always bare, just inside an arab’s pussy pyjamas. Mourinho paraded and begged midgets to eat gherkins for hippopotamus’ because they had weeping foreskins that wept marmalade. Shockingly, pangolins began to fly saucers indoors, while strange buttocks were spread wide while getting humped by Marcos with vigor.

Fowler pranced about like Lehman and abused himself in a homosexual manner!!!
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