The Redcafe Novel

A Novel by Redcafe's Spastic Authors Collective

On the Whistlethorpe, a spastic caressable nipple runs around. Shit-wet fart eggs taste eggy but fartish and jam toast; however, smells divine!! When Nazi bastards wank, scousers swallow their loads and knock Namliam's dwarves into small penises. How Snoopy has dicovered many ruddy spastic artifacts (M.r.s.a ???- Editor), and the discarded pox Diarra snapped hard and died shortly threafter, only pangolin scousers know. Then, huge piles of frankly fermenting all-star orange slabs burst into flames, fermented by farting sluts squatting daintily on Noodlehair's face and dick regions. He swallowed love's tangy cock kippers, smelling horrendously of, well, kippers.

Dr. Do/Don't did then service an excited aardvark, and, whilst blowing donkeys, he undertook deep throating and fisting and rimming.

Dolphins and seals ominously approach Godfather. Geothermal heated seats exaggerate cellulite explosions in parallel buttocks; incidentally, many anal Leeds Utd. fans enjoy watching just that.

Relegation; however, tears at Rafa.

Lipstick mistakenly killed innocents, and defiantly denied hob-nobs looked on dodgily as fanny wet oranges wanked furiously over said throbbing cucumbers.

Priests fondle bibles religiously, searching ad nauseum. Forlorn Forlan (Diego, that is – Ed.) nailed a hat-trick, while Dippers cried “Offside!” Jerzy Dudek, dodgy todger sucker that he is, craved Forlan’s skills. In Chappaquiddick, blowjobs are delivered grumpily, like piles or your mum’s toenail.

There is not only bondage in a whorehouse, but KY jellied minges, too. Manatees shagging opossums bump and grind wildly, like pangolins licking Kristjan’s fanny and nipple.

The erector of flaccid peni collapsed; a post man in Los Angeles shared twenty torn condoms and moonshine with spastic moderators who masturbate endlessly over Guv’nor Gaz’s various porno collection, which, incidentally,contains Freddy’s spastic mother Jade, who cried rape because she diddled furiously with rusty Lee, who rimmed sheep secretly behind the barn where pixies fed Molby, the talking wallaby.

Rectums puckered whilst Noodle and some random Babylonians brushed elephants seductively.

Spoony sprayed vitriol and jizz on your spread willy. True to form, Noodle’s 10-incher retreated from your mum into your dad’s carrot filled rectum. Afterwards, ciderman9000000 and Noel Edmunds’ tintinabulations romped with bugger-bums. Afterwards, they spooned lovingly, whilst Rooney protested granny’s rights.

Meanwhile, Dr. Dwayne filtered through the shady pages of porno to find Noodles molesting giraffes, who also reciprocated. Then, Jesus smote his big catamaran whilst Ally McCoist masturbated over Sue Barber wearing PVC buttless chaps. Soonafter, the faceless cat-dog-monster exhumed carbon-dioxide from Stephen Hawking’s pile of manure. Suddenly, inflated blow-up dolls fired dildoes from Wrexham because Shevchenko had swollen balls. He inserted AIDS into Noodles while he was in monkey’s suitcases before Elvis left, his curious George kitten’s pussy licking Drogba and Mourihno. Jimmy Bullard complained furiously again.

Later they ballooned a life-sized Peter Kenyon head of boobies; however, knickers were pulled off, moist and pungent with “Wembly”.

Nevertheless, the motherfecker’s sold all the hamburgers without sexual tomatoes (boobies – Ed.) Rape was at the pinnacle of Mt. Fuji, cocks were in demand at Anfield but DJS wanted Turkish “uncles” massaging his quivering squirrels with lube, said squirrels made orgasmic pulsations slowly, whilst fingering murky Ethiopian butt holes. Islamic rapists, meanwhile, prowled Ipswich, as EspadaYdaga undressed Gerrard.

Suresh probes deep with flowers that insert up secret passages. Jimmy Osmund blows balloons, intending to amuse transvestite Norwegian pigs, as leprechauns at the whirlpool “Glazer” watched tenaciously. Kenyon, hoping to catch eels instead caught herpes. Burst silicone mammary taste, spilled forth occasionally on match days

Meanwhile, at Satan’s boudoir, Keely rubbed slippery baby oil moderately over her trifle and suddenly trffids sprouted around vines along with hairy moustachioed oranges depicting crucifixions. Phil Mitchell looked bewildered and pensive orphans, in sweaty Obi-Mikel buttocks, sat perched nervously as twitching Shittu, frantically screaming, ran manically towards Kenyon. Hartlepool, wielding monkeys, out-discriminates against midgets with ginger beer. Saddam was disembowelled by Smurfs, who gnawed thoughtfully upon Lampard’s and Drogba’s sickly ankles. Owls fecked swans, resulting in Swowls. Dildos hurt prostitutes.

“Stop Bellamy’s sister” he thought. “Everybody’s excited…crazy cat-keepers.”
 
Meanwhile, peg-legged celebrity wannabe (Ed.) wank artist (Ed.) Heather Mills ( I won’t sully the good name McCartney – Ed.), hopped furiously backwards, searching for spuriously colossal life-forms chanting “Is it feck, Mourhino, is it, feck?”

Your dirty spastic son videos children daily. Wenger watched as Thierry Henry inserted his tiny dildo into Kanu. Meanwhile, Crouch, psychedelic and queer, fondled may dead ferrets. Hitler jumped on masturbated generals shouting, “Take cocaine intraveniously!”

Goat-man, breathing helium, squeaked “Goat-maaannn”

Cabbage-face never understood Goat-man.

Pleasure was encouraged by perverts. Abysmal Wenger slashed Ghandi’s sandals because he couldn’t afford to romp bisexually deranged iguanas.

Integrity is taken far too seriously on redcafe.net (now you’re writing my lines, feck! – Ed.) Geebs needs pixies brains to satisfy the Kippax Kid’s sheer lust. Spacehomos buggered Gerrard. Suddenly, Dean Windass found Noodlehair’s stump dildo nastily sticking between Alex Van Halen’s (I had to choose one –Ed.) testicles and buttocks, smelling dry and rotting like dead Diana. Charles felched everybody naughtily; “Cadbury’s got nothing on this!” he cried with glee. Gerrard’s love-fist ached from the slathered fluids of Jenna’s fanny-rash stubble.

Aneka Rice wanted Rebecca Loos beheaded because Jonothan Woss slobberdashed her growler. Gremlins metamorphisized. Mourhino called, “Look! There’s you, shitting over my bungalow.”

Viagara doesn’t help Stevie Wonder anymore so the artist sprayed paint over brewlio’s grandma’s big hermaphrodite penis. Murderers unleashed chinchillas into Hades. Unknowingly, said murderers stepped on fish flaps coated in cockjuice flavoured bubble-gum. Murderers of mole-people threads should transfer gimps & my knob into their mouths often; sideways, backwards and upside down.

The turkey baster, surprisingly, basted someone delivering Ballonless’s rectums pizza they had ordered. Marcosdeto’s oranges were both promptly and conveniently ripened. Sweetly sucked by Noodlehair, his spastic balls exploded all over his mommy’s eyes. She gulped, screamed & enjoyed his huge dildo’s vibratory pleasure function, moaning loudly. She screamed “Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, yes!!”

A whale-sized Lego piece & pendulous (low swinging – Ed.) labia quivered viscously, anticipating bulbous chilli_pepper’s toenail within. Extra lube was required to penetrate Drogba’s pussy. Noodle’s diahorrea smeared, underpants wore away from a mandolin named RedCanadian Bullard, carrying a pangolin, wearing fllipers and waterwings. They ate cannoili wotsits while stalking pangolins.

Later, Noodle shat on a muffet covered in a sheepskin shagging pile of cockneys. Violently, scouse dogs consequently began sledging on Warne, as well as pissing blood-stained apples (ow! – Ed.)

Lazy Dippers dove into dumpsters. Mr T., undercover of pants, swallowed the juicy pubes of that cnut Des O’Connor, who transubstantiated poo-lips. Pitied bananas are yellow, lies are deviously shrouded by biscuits, chocolate biscuits, the tastiest kind. Everywhere he could, Goat-man went medieval on President Spoony, who spooned Hillary Clinton.
“It’s cuuurtains for you, Spoony!” bayed Goat-man.

With swingers, Robbo licked hairy breasts. Blake386 drooled passionately over Vidic’s right nostril.

“Shabadoo, shabadoo, shabadoo!” cried Cabbage-face forlornly as he jumped to his doom, still never quite understanding the true meaning of Goat-man’s braying.

Incidentally, pseudo-scientific rapists eat moosecock, exclaiming “Can you slap Jade, please?” Later, she bullied Wenger, causing Fabregas to probe Wenger up the nostrils with pubes. Plucked carrots from Rafa’s left ear were seducing Noodles with rakes.
 
Suddenly, from Grimsby way, Torres’ rectum roared “you kinky plasterer, kaboom, McAboom.” Apparently, skidmarks taste extremely salty during spring and menstruation. The study of molluscs (yes Hectic, malacology – Ed.) means many that sprout erections diolve into natural stone tiling (yes, Hectic, terzetto – Ed.) rapidly. Stardust flies over, like buttocks breached by Brazilian dildoes. Self-sacrifice that, incidentally, whimpers “self-destruct” in a manner akin to Cabbage-face’s now infamous last words…

A certain type of Turkish sword (yes, Hectic, Yataghan – Ed.) is homophobic because a gargantuan betrothment rimmed womb-spiders across Anfield.
Anal mucosity interfered, leaking into Aardvak’s composition (yes, hectic, graphoidea –Ed.). Insect cries (yes, Hectic, fritiniancy – Ed.) rotated, like the circumbendius nature of flushed dihorrea. Linguacious (“of the tongue” feck off, Hectic - Ed.) palpitations, like downs syndrome’s impenetrability, defy shallops and their watery home. Democracy is well-bred gynecologists.

Hectic spewed shit McCoy’s. Blair bludgeoned Cameron blatantly while poking bell-slime up Humpty’s big Venezuelan bi-sexual arsehole. Gringo was wrapped, rimming Noel Edmunds’ bearded clam. Glam rocker Gary Glitter is embarking, painfully decapitating marsupials in an Austrailian edition of SPIN magazine.

The piss-whiskers caressed lobsters, which reciprocated causing socio-pathy.

Meanwhile, down below the boardwalk, Noodles (not Thai noodles) with spermicide between wooden chopsticks, looking Woody Woopecker-ish, placed bugs in softwares. Strewn panties dropped fart spray. “Pu-u--uke on her quivering butt-hole” was Goat-man’s scintillating command. Then, she squeezed out information and marcos’ oranges. Pluto licked monkey ass clean.

Rumplestiltskin was fuzzy-faced after pert violated him and became a ghost that fellated fellas all over God’s faces covered creation. Beyond that, Espada and some Gorillas journeyed, non-sexually, through shitloads of bush.
“Blow me, feck my tits and sperm all over them! Excellent.”
“Shall we continue?” said Espada.
“Minge, so deep and wet…like fluffy bunnies” was the reply.
“Gay-boy” said Espada.

Colonic irrigation left Noodles filled with wonder. Dr. Dwayne, editor (erm…that’s Bob Rimme, lads, Bob Rimme – Ed.) of caftards spasticated, potentially incriminating tales, was busy accusing Wibble of cruelty against otters.

Incidentally, pangolins raised baby water buffaloes, as porcupines danced naked, the hope filled cnuts.

EspadaYdaga is interested in fellating King Kong, while King Kong fellates Tarzan, who furiously rims Bono. Suddenly, Rambo shat metaphorically on marcosdeto's head, which caused the creation of acidified seeds resembling sweaty nipples every Thursday.

Voluptous midgets succumbed affably to SmallPaul, who rubbed sausage-meat onto banana bread that was covered in delicious, juicy creamed cream.

A dark skinned Nosferatu look-alike, wearing a chavvy tracksuit and fly trainers journeyed towards greasy cuntos filled underpants. The deranged Colombian married this one and together they ate anal cum while wearing mystical shoes, sparkly and gay, the Colombian’s titties bouncing up and down, up and down slapping, squirting and bursting milkiness all over Shearer’s wife’s lovely flaps, all pink, furry and moist.

Later, rednev shagged pangolins with butter, smeared 1 ½ inches thick. He wasn’t penetrating, but rather fantasizing about doing just that.

When taken daily, Viagra causes your nose-hair to noodle up, all the while cascading gracefully inwards. Prostitutes in thong panties welcome catholic girls into paraplegic study groups, where they fellate meaty, brawny hubcaps. Orangutans cuddle with Dick Chaney’s balls, balls that are filled with zoophilia. The dastardly scrotum was then nailed to Ashburton Grove, now forever known as “Dashed Scrotum’s Cove.” It bled necrophilia into the windy wilds of London and Mormons shat liquid profusely in clear celebration of the event.

Caftards love animals; some more than others, spooning gorillas while masturbating onto their silver backs, now white as a winter’s morn, or the roof of the Queen of Warrington Free-Shed.

In Xanadu Goat-Man wanked Christopher Reeve’s hairy corpse and Grandpa Simpson imploded into biscuits. Shit was everywhere. Snufalopagus Bummed Big Bird who counted Goat-Man’s testicles and milked Luke Chadwick’s prostate. Gay-ass Marcos caused anal ejaculation and was feltching Brussels sprouts whilst spontaneously defecating lasagna. Red Canadian shoved ice cream flavoured dildo’s viciously into the vaginas of potatoes. Mahoney ate spaghetti that was vomiting carbonara sauce all night. Meanwhile Mourinho rimmers swallowed cum then Blair fisted himself frantically during Sunday morning mass. However, he was slurping intestinal slurpees made by gigantic sperm-banks and dry oranges.

Freak show’s travel in Narnia with hot tub rubber duckies. Sucky spuds expertly weaved condoms manipulated into baboons wearing Liverpool shirts. They murdered themselves in shame. Also ole_gunner rules gays. Cockless caftards ravaged namely Gregorian nubile monks, infidels, porn-stars, and eunuchs in satin. The vile scouse hermaphrodite ole_gunner masturbated until chimapanzees shat whippy monkey juice towards his grandfather’s mouth. Ukelele playing bastards eloped to Uganda where Canadians frolicked and smashed Welsh spastics with lubricant yeti circles.
 
The races on foot happened while Bitters can’t take booze and anal-ized buggerers. They concluded scousers are anal munchers. Fatties reside in device’s codpieces made of knob cheese. Jade Goody sweats where the buttock’s hole widens expectantly, anticipating Sol Campbell. Quasimodo was bent due to excessive flossing with pubes from his steamy crotch. Unconcious, Brewlio counteracted anally, Argentinians reluctantly waltzed across Columbian spastics. “Thread” said some muppet, while Devilish sucked your meat and breathed halitosis over the evil doughnut cream villain who stole Christmas. Santa yelled “Mrs. Claus, the end of the road leads to the batcave”. Batman called marcos “dick” and “cockaholic”.

Wenger fiddles with Goat-Man’s beard and fluffy muff. Arsene is arsified because Henry likes sucking tampons soaked with marmalade flavoured marmalade. Cesc made marmalade butties and stuffed pies up Wenger’s overused spatulas covered with Balloonless’s rectal juice. Wanker Wenger wanks Cashley Cole until Henry explodes over his tongue, oral cavities, and warm mouth, which a tart found enjoyable.

Gussets in pubs drinking cider and piss from toilets and were patronizing archbishops. Noodle eats cum flavoured milkshake ice cream produced by Red Canadian’s mum. Spastic novels were written by Caftards and their cock-boils hurt whilst giving head appreciatively to everyone. Barbie “Big-Tits” ate blueberries, death came too quickly. Goat-Man fornicated with Barbie Dolls, unfortunately Cabbage-face’s mother never grasped titties until pornography became bestiality and consistently shocked everyone.

Shit music, crap like Britney but worse still than DJ’s who trip up during cunnilingus and midget fisting. Water Skiing became popular when Lumpard interfered with Sol Campbell’s boyfriend whilst rimming Cashley Cole. Nipples, erect, chafed, and very sore, they bled milk, chunky monkey’s nipples, and whiskey. Lumpard loved analingus and crotchless knickers, and dripped into Rod Hull and Marcos’ rectal cavities. The Wurlitzer spastic warbled into bell-bottomed trousers repeatedly wanking emu and ostrich eggs.

Eboue became gay singing gay goners are sexy. Everywhere that Bill Clinton drops his reefer in bushes, Hilary rides Condoleeza. Up Bareback Mountain smoking pubic tobacco bought by Al Gore was Ross Perot, who swallowed expertly like Jenna Jameson. Skiddy skid-row skidded onto skid marks accidentally, but Shevchanko shat right onto Abra’homo’wich’s piss-flaps with Goat-Man’s ass cream. Anger filled everyone’s Wellingtons.

Kenyon wore dresses worn by ladyboys and was creaming himself over quadrapalegics and enjoying it. Sol Campbell’s schlong was licked by men and he was rimmed. And Cashley Cole tap danced on Kenyon’s tiny, little, shitty anus that was always bare, just inside an arab’s pussy pyjamas. Mourinho paraded and begged midgets to eat gherkins for hippopotamus’ because they had weeping foreskins that wept marmalade. Shockingly, pangolins began to fly saucers indoors, while strange buttocks were spread wide while getting humped by Marcos with vigor.

Fowler pranced about like Lehman and abused himself in a homosexual manner!!!

Citeh, Scousers, Renties, and Gooners sat together on a giant tree, smoking dried spinach and harassing simpletons into agreeing to circumcisions. Drigba’s dead because of Sol Campbell’s deadly beard spiders and marmosets. cnut is good for breeding as are tits.

Jehovah said lisping feverishly, “nipples”, while toucans chopped Jose’s ass. Spoony, the murderer, mouthed “Liverpool is a sexy bin-full of bindippin’ flamers who steal bins and attack crippled children without shagging their girlfriends before they ejaculate copiously into Gerrard’s face.

Haircut’ were fumigated and relegated to the stinking shit-hill of Newcastle that smelled evil like Houllier.

Red Canadian was masturbating furiously and applauded by shooting stars at Rooney’s girlfriend’s bum. An uproar was caused by Caftards who ran marathons in Zanzibar while erotically bonking Bahrainian camels under a full moon. Sadistic cockmunchers fandango’d brewlio while Spoony stalked midget trannies from Mongolia who threatened to copulate with gerbils while squealing like mehro.

Meanwhile, Boris Becker saw EspadaYdaga munching an elephant’s toenail. Cock a Doodle Doo, the Rooster, is crowing. Carpets are thrown over pigeons while they crap. The president fisted Denzel Washington hard and squealed “Gashout!!” then collapsed into ecstasy; however, rapturous feelings caused multiple sneezes to erupt.

Henceforth, rectums will travel only in empty trains, steaming with holy Nuns that idolized cockbiscuit cream and, especially, those sodomizers of children, who love Chelsea. “Hallellujah, Hallellujah”, trumpeted throughout the RedCafe by the moderators and their sniveling extremities. Caftards were bleating Bolivian incantations whilst kissing Kasabians underneath their departments while nibbling fearfully on the mods hind quarters.

Homosexuals rampaged oranges, Marcos wept.

Pamela Anderson bared huge knickers and knockers. Wales wailed and welled up horribly, while causing severe analingus sores. “This bread is disgusting” said Shamone. Smashing pumpkins smashed RedNome the Cockbiscuit with pick-axes, watermelons, and condoms draped in wedding gowns.
 
Aids in the RedCafe spread because mods are gayer than Balloonless and bigger Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime than Marcos, who doesn’t like riddles. Pussies smell of Marcos’ oranges and Patagonia, stinky Patagonia. The wildlife was wilder than the experience of washing rhinoceros’ willies vigorously. Wenger tossed tiddlers salad, solidifying gelatin g-strings into fantastic, edible, Phillipino trousers.

The Korean, Sum-Yung-Guy, smiled menacingly at sandwiches made from tree bark and gooseshit dipped in jizz. Suddenly Davo rimmed Balloonless eagerly whilst fiddling precariously with Truncheons encapsulated in Spoony’s anus. His anus expanded beyond his bollocks and on-lookers belief. Everyone who witnessed this shagged hedgehogs and frolicked drunkenly with them, though they were prickly. The hedgehogs wore frilly suspender belts and whipped out loofahs salaciously.

Drinking ejaculated man-juice over ripened tomatoes, the transfer muppets shouted ‘Viva La Raza!!!”, whilst pangolins rimmed transsexual hermaphrodites wearing crotchless panties.

Caftards everywhere sang jolly show tunes and danced around spastically like gimptards spasticating wildly and spastically. In the haphazardly hazards of Hazard County, Daisy Duke straddled the hog of Boss Hog repeatedly and enthusiastically chugging Uncle Jesse’s slimey, wrinkled, and revolting todger.

Into the darkness, where pigeons shag transfer muppets without lubrication, were orangutans feeling naked and horny, so testicles exploded into Canadian’s wearing RedFlag’s red flag-embroidered gigaboob. Fountains spewed whiskey everywhere. Led Zeppelin blaring from dolphins blow holes caked with clam chowder and parsnips marinated with KK’s moldy cat vomit. However, KK canoodled with Boy George and licked Mongolian cameltoe excitedly, dribbling all over herself with joy.

MS MSP (who liked to call himself stud although everyone knew the truth) slurped, Marcos swallowed cock deeply as strange Argie’s fellated waffles brought by Topper. Turtle doves spontaneously combusted resulting in mass exuberance without exhilaration. Red Canadian was munching bearded clam. Dick bitch slapped rockers while Twat-Face (Ed. – the long lost cousin of Cabbage-Face) humped Goat-Man aggressively, sweating, stinking, and saying “that is so gay, freaky”.

Racists were beaten by Skralck and bludgeoned busted sofas with a Brassica. Melissa, the slut, was hovering cheeseburgers and squirming like Goat-Man, honoured by this, goat-Man was satisfied. Twat-Face conspired with Peter Kenyon to usurp Goat-Man’s bridge of power.

Meanwhile, Abramovich oiled Cashley’s Tweedy with motor oil.

Resurgent after Cabbage-face’s death, Goat-Man and the community decided to vandalize the RedCafe by posting “SACK FERGIE, SELL GIGGS!!” repeatedly until gay prossies spray-painted propaganda over the scousers’ slums, that were infested. The bin dippers’ pie holes vanished in a manner beyond belief that was totally spastic.

Assistants, coaches, and local Caftards saw Ste. Michael’s lame eczema explode on RedCanadian, pickles, and a pint of Guiness. Drinkers, being quaffing loofers, sat with everybody around as they squatted like Dickie Davies on Wolfshead’s hairy ass.

Sol Campbell often rimmed spastic children. Originating from a point east of Ardwick were all things spastic and plastic, notably fake nose and glasses, while lopsided breasts were everywhere. Communists, like scousers, being queer and liking blowjobs from Richter’s sex slave who dribbled on balls, notably liked rimming Lola, the dairymaid, while shit-faces became arrogant.

Faggots were abusive. Jugglers spun womb-bombs precariously positioned above holographic databases. Mr. Diana Ross (aka Marcos) lambasted, lamb-kebabed, and flummoxed Gestapo children, while gesticulating wildly. Homophobic transsexuals thwarted heterosexual guinea pigs by combining drag queen ethics and moralistic dialogues before Jasonrh removed their balls without any assitance.
 
However, Goat-Man returned, chiding away teams playing “Kill Bill”, while their supporters gyrate provocatively over toasted-AIDS, metaphorically speaking of course. The disintegration of Goat-Man’s breasts provoked an angry Cnut-Goblin’s reaction. They sheepishly plucked pubes without hesitation.

Barthez used wigs instead of sexy pubes to play Hide and Seek, while Bazalini gunned everyone except Sir Redeyez and Sir Evil-Geko. Dame KK, the butt-clit and notorious Citeh supporter, was big enough for Livvie to barbeque with balls. Yesterday’s curry and today’s jambalaya sat tampering with tampons produced in St. Helen’s, which is near to Space Mountain.

Pangolins waddled arduously after brutally kicking and gangbanging Kenyon’s huge, bald butt filled with anal beads, which were roughly funneled through testicular warts with symptoms of syphilis.

Pinnochio stumbled across Lightening, Sol Campbell’s dildo, which practiced voodoo dancing, performed necrophilia everyday… well except for Sundays, and pished like a pimped out freak. However, photosensitive cells multiplied to form ponderous piles that squirt luminous saliva. The luminous saliva drops into KK’s bath water.

Alas, thunderous applause reverberated in the head’s of bald spastics and wankers, who wanked each other senseless, and, since attending the last wankfest, they have not stopped wanking. But now the wankers also wrote rubber poems while screaming, moaning, and whimpering.

Flabbergasted, she finally came over with Bruce Campbell who said “hell hath no fury like a women’s handbag”. She began by licking cucumbers sideways and swallowing whole cauliflowers and Brussels sprouts, then she meditated aggressively.

Is Penis-Head, the uncle of Cabbage-Face, for real? Unsure, Penis-Head began looking for FiercelyUniited’s anus because he smelled not unlike Les Battersby’s dogs’ booty. Seeing Hamsters on Top Gear, melons bounced upside-down, ultimately turning William Shatner’s cereal green. Suddenly, numerous Cyclops invaded Anfield wearing thongs and beanies covered with balloons.

The Republi k is gay!!!

Auntie may is also gay and ensures that Spiderman is felching and runs dehydrated. Crouch plucks, fecks, and sucks Jasonrh until he became extremely suicidal. This lardarse became extremely sweaty while fisting Marcos and his oranges.

During the biggest scouser Roller Derby, Homer blew Jasonrh amidst Spoony’s contorted creditors, who yelled “Gash Out!!!”. These creditors wanted to pay homage, but the homage never came.

Goat-Man once plucked pubes. Spastics, amidst tranquil translucent scenes, decided that if Einstein calculated velocity and sperm count, then divided it by Archimedes’ principle and found that, surprisingly, its costs were rising towards utopian, euphoric, eurovision nonsense.

Suddenly, a big spaceship cascaded over Jim Cuntinho’s grandma and vapourised numerous indigenous hostiles. Frigidity passed a microwave. Behold… massive tits were armed with dynamite and plunged headlong into Anfield to terrify Rafa shitless. This romantic gesture touched Rafa tenderly inside his anal cavity reeking havoc with his love for himself.

Meanwhile, down among scousers in Goodison, Carragher, Sylvester Stallone, and Queen Latifah began rimming themselves while masturbating profusely until they collapsed covered in elephant warts. Tomorrow Sol Campbell awaits penetration in his anus.

Smelly Alan Green ruptures Andy Green’s scrotum, twisting Wenger like stockings that are held up. Sliding up Mourinho’s sensitive sphincter while Lampard gobbled quantities of fruit-flavoured BalBoa knob-juice, unfortunately, the scaly nose of the pangolins rumbled with a ferocious appetite, although they engulfed huge dildos by candle light and are quite horny.

Marcos ventured into differential calculus while simultaneously tea-bagging Van Persie’s tiny nose. Big Andy and Van Piorsing played the spoons. They played the classics “When I’m Cleaning Windows” and “A Spoonful Of Sugar”, whilst Marcos gave them head in a treehouse.

On top of Arsenal’s banned, gay daddy’s anus, the master of puppets and transfer muppets, Spoony invented the Stargate by sitting on giant cock.
 
“Now go tell Mourinho how flamingos can infect him and his balls”, yelled Goat-Man to the crowd. “Send massive amounts of shitty lubricant up his rectum”, he continued, “Tell him he should consider clenching or retiring the WeasteDevil in the process”.

Cashley Cole can f*ck off back into the Arsehite worn by the repeatedly bashed, toilet gayer Sol Campbell in the new Emirates Stadium of Gaydium, aka “Weastedium”. It smelled like gorgonzola cheese soaked in a can of out of date beans. Slurping prunes to enhance flatulence and virginity, causes hair loss. Fewer kids grumbled whilst spooning in enormous, cock-biscuit soaked sticky buns.

Made gruesome by the power of bullshit, Richter’s sphincter and the army of the gay mods, wearing pantyhose and red lingerie, looked homosexual. Lesbians caused a fiasco as they gathered with a frenzied group of retarded pigeons, who were still more intelligent than Scousers in the Kop, and shat fungus through their nostrils.

Henceforth, Lord Vidic graciously alluded to the one as coolly and as sweet as a nut covered in a spermicidal feeling armpit, which reeked of gruesome ullage, giving the wretched Wenger an idiotic and constipated look and grandiose ideas.

Next episode, starring the Massive Jungle crew, adopted Mongolian zebras circumnavigate Ardwick while screaming lips are banned by Shearer the spunk-eater, who resorted to break dancing in the darkest hour of daylight wearing a kaftan.

Paisley said “Cnut”. “Behold”, we responded joyously. De Rection allowed, through default, the clueless department of logic. And so you could identify, which asshole it would be was useless to even think that Keyaz is smart enough to notice that Varun is a chicken madras eating joker.

Becks finished Posh by cornholing her repeatedly while counting the numbers 100,001 and 100,002 over and over and over until, eventually, she-males realized the dangers faced by counting 100,001 and 100,002.

The main forum gods, such as mods, MS MSP (especially), and Wizard Keyaz (definitely), were prime examples of excellence of execution gained through years of indulging intelligence, ranging from zero to the highest level of craftsmanship and class. Notwithstanding, Iguanamanc, who is close to MS MSP’s tutu and RedCanadian, who asks “will you shut the f*ck up, Wiz?”

The end is near or not. At least that is solved by midnight.

Goat-Man wonders if Cabbage-Face has really died. “Yes” moaned his boy-toy who is also known by many lesbian Power Rangers who call him “The Special One” (aka Mourinho), the cnut-sniffing, dwarf, minge bastard. Deficient in all aspects of life, which sucks and will follow him til the end.

Mr. Darcy rimmed the gay Baz, whilst he is fingering Sol Campbell again and again until he started to pounce on Jose the pea-sized Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime, who ate Cashley’s bushy pubes. Lille is cnutish even while players walk off holding white flags attached to their noses. Le Arse had their rectums pillaged by PSV, who grabbed little Fabregas’ dinkle. The lovely PSV players cheered on Neil Buchanan’s favorite bike forever in ecstacy; however, psycho Bellamy stomped his cock, which throbbed of course. It swam through the gaping asshole of life.

Muskrats, the fathers of Earl, aka “Gray the Gay fecking cnut” A pangolin was ridiculed by a lemur, who is a relative of the so-called Goat-Man, who some believed to be Baz in a mask, who is also believed to support Liverpool, the team of decidedly idiotic, commoners, better known as scousers.

When they arrived from Lille, they assisted in migrating ducks into Benito’s anal whole in Dubai, where it went pear-shaped for all to see. The spermicidal freak nutted, as Dick-head decided to eat large turnips and wank a lot.

At the Reebok Stadium, where El Hadji Diouf was diving into Lampard’s groin because he likes the fat man’s balls across his tongue, Roman Abramovich was excited by the milky tits of goats. Of all the scousers and mustachioed thieves, the rat-faced Ivan Lendl shit on the heads of those known as Geordies.

From another dynasty, which eats the sphincters out of camels owned by Roman, the butt-plug sniffing commie bastard fellated Drogba while Bazalini masturbated and rimmed Lumpard and Robben behind the old oak tree. There Ronaldinwhore, Goat-Man, Sven Goran Eriksson, Lumpard, and even Sly Stallone daisy-chained around a Christmas tree covered in hallucinogenics.

Watching the Rent Boys fisting each other, provoked Thierry Henry’s miniature to droop like a bratwurst rotting away in the upper echelons of George Bush’s rectum. Meanwhile, in Lille Goat-Man struck again by exposing Balloonless as a shameless arsehole again.

Whenever possible, hairy palms ravage the surface of Vlad’s buttocks, which is a frightening and gay experience. Vlad wishing he was Richardson, dribbled the ball past Terry and took it over the goal. Vlad, who is a sweaty, cheating knob of the highest order, liked imposing standards on deckchairs.
 
Dwarves trembled in the presence of leprechauns, then began riding and licking the smoldering bastard’s bread knife. Kenyon who is a whimpering cum-stain muscle, known as the cummiest cum-stain that broke the cum-stain record, then licked his bread knife.

Miracles prolapsed through the work of Roman the Fifth, who enjoys devouring sphincters. Doing so mostly to get the finest juices of sperm available, he dribbled over Cluade Puel, the most famous wanker of all wanktards, which is associated with Scottish lunatics and drug dealers.

Scousers, including Penis-Head, are the reason to prevent the painful screwing of Man-Shitty, the homosexual, incestuous, and infectious bastards.

Goat-Man raped Twat-Face (Cabbage-Face’s cousin) with reptilian pleasure, unlike insectoids spreading manure gleefully over Goat-Man’s mustache. There was an unexpected discovery of dildos, repeatedly in motion inside pussies that had been viciously rammed into Cabbage-Face before his death.

Meanwhile, Eric Braamhaar (the referee of MUFC v Lille) disguised as an assassin who was womanizing Jennifer Aniston, who is a big fan of ducks and Llama-Man. The llamas conquered south Wales, which resulted in the horrific felching of handbag crabs.

Cashley Cole pretends he is a bad ass, but is really a pussy, who loves taking George Michael and Tweedy from behind, which encouraged lapses in judgment.

The conspiracy theory, which is latent to the other side of the world-wide network of side-networkers, who took advantage of drugged-up Britney Spears, who enjoys anal fisting. Her new look captivated pangolins, with their attention on Britney, the muppets devised a plan for the conquest of Djibouti, the stronghold and enclave of the Russian empire. It had been spending its time stomping on hordes of Eric Clapton fans.

Cantona was wrongfully accused of shagging Jose’s missus, but he actually had shagged Cheryl Tweedy Cole robustly, so robustly that her fanny widened enough to force a whole kangaroo in sideways as well as Skippy and Didier.

Unfortunately, Keano kicked Barbara Hancock whilst Cantona strongly rambled about Borat, then began drooling over Kylie. Originally, Chelsea were straight, but now they are very, very gay, especially Soloman Kalou, whose ass was obliterated by a “Baby-All-Gone” injection, which radiated love.

Albeit, painfully remembering souvenirs from Guatemala, as he raced through, with will of wisps, which waltzed among gorgeous Barbie dolls. It seems the almighty Nemanja lost sight of Edwin, king of Algebra and pancake-making.

Plechazunga’s bending pipes.

Maybe through the ingenious planning, or by rimming Indiana Jones’ arsehole, certain posters like Neil_Buchanan will eat shit from bastard’s cnuts. Anyway, Lampard the fat, fridge-raiding, pie-man who can win f*ck all again after winning the Mickey Mouse cup this season. Ronaldo will pwn him and win player of the season.

Lampard will eat Drogba’s dog shit. The numerous gay scousers sadly present porcupines to Crouch at altitude (400,000 and a quarter feet).

Arsene likes bumming Sir Elton John, who eats living insects that stink of scouse weed. This surprised people.
Lemsip tastes like the backside of an oversized fat package belonging to Boris Yeltsin’s Clive, who enjoys rimming and spreading the ass of Roman Abramovich’s cat. The cat went to the U.N.’s to have them investigate Giggs’ goal against Lille, the whining, f*cking, French bastards, who whined like Jose Mourinho’s sidekicks. The allegations were made by Theo’s girlfriend, who was deeply penetrated by SuperDave and Revelz. She insisted that whipped-cream facials must be introduced for sexual affairs. Unfortunately for Theo, he rimmed Thierry’s ass until his mum joined in soothe him, while he burped and farted at the same time in his car, smashing the windows in the process.
 
Lemsip tastes like the backside of an oversized fat package belonging to Boris Yeltsin’s Clive, who enjoys rimming and spreading the ass of Roman Abramovich’s cat. The cat went to the U.N.’s to have them investigate Giggs’ goal against Lille, the whining, f*cking, French bastards, who whined like Jose Mourinho’s sidekicks. The allegations were made by Theo’s girlfriend, who was deeply penetrated by SuperDave and Revelz. She insisted that whipped-cream facials must be introduced for sexual affairs. Unfortunately for Theo, he rimmed Thierry’s ass until his mum joined in soothe him, while he burped and farted at the same time in his car, smashing the windows in the process.

When the trifector is gay in Thailand, where the cocaine is green, monkeys urine smells like Lemsip and jalapenos. Meanwhile, The Rock plays the skin flute like a champ. Pangolins marched their scaly-like arses towards Limbo, the magical roundabout of sexual terror caused by chain-mail sent clueless imbeciles and wingnuts. Swallowing vomit while visiting “The Dark Side”, only to find Revelz practicing osmosis in a sectarian, wacko-filled chamber.

A comatose skunk was eating super-skunk sandwiches provided by the Dark Lord…. Spandex-Man. Darth Vader was in a Spice Up Your Life Show. Following the enormous replica named Steve Lumptard, McKnight was frightened of Miss Wales who was moist.

“Once, twice, three times a lady” some fella sang, then followed it with “hit me with your huge moose knuckle designed by Calvin Klein, while he wore worn-out pants”. Unlike Steve Coppell, who complained that an unlucky Richardson nearly beat the dog that he sniffed.

Goat-Man, aka Whinger, thought that he saw Cabbage-Face. Jose was thinking of Terry and Obi Wan, while dreaming of being spit roasted by Abramovich and Fred Dibbah. The RedCafe does a fantastic fry-up before every contest, encouraging fat, useless, Lumptard to eat shorts. There must be some Swede looking for some pussy in Man Shitty because it is obvious that she sucks.

Goat-Man, who has a breast infected by small bugs that were, alas, tasteless yet somehow tasty, began feeling lady-testicles that felt very smooth and crinkly, like Cherie Blair’s armpit hair. Incidentally, Cabbage-Face traveled with droves of Martians that eat rats for lunch (not unlike a group of traveling scousers) because bananas were unavailable due to a revolt of bridge-trolls locked up behind a Moose Asylum in Bangladesh. This resulted in a catastrophe.

“Spanktastic” said spankers, “are pistachios the favorite nut in the Caribbean?”.

Drogba, who is Snoop Dogg’s pooper-scooper and also his cook, puked again which turned into a lovely curry-filled pastry, freshly baked out of Baker Bob’s pyjamas. Pangolins wanked over Adriana Lima whilst sniffing Anna Kournikova’s sphincter, while plundering her stamp collection that she had collected since the 1950’s.

Goat-Man returned, naked, with Cashley Cole and Fabregas’s llama, wanking each other so profusely that flames shot-up their jock, burning themselves, the village the were in, and their ravishing wind-chimes. In the meantime, Cabbage-Face had a submariner’s prawns, and invented titanium underwear, which weighed as much as Lumptard’s arse when someone spunked on top of Beswick’s Broken-Back mountain.

Anyways, loose porpoises (or as the cool kids liked to say “Loose Porpii”) caused a bad rash on Lumptard’s knob that flared up in Drogba’s pussy and armpits. Lipstick worn by Marcos, is slightly out of date because it is orange; however, if Ronaldinho decides upon transferring to Leeds United for peanuts, Wisey will eat pies competitively in order to become Lord Mayor of Duseberry.

Meanwhile, wanking was prevalent in the crack-house known as Planet Anfield, where Rafa was deluded by O’Shea’s winner which crushed Gerrard’s tiny balls.

Manchester is a faithful refuge amidst the stormy passage. It demonstrates exothermic properties that startled chinchillas that were disposed of by Nelson Mandela, while he was imagining lucid turtles flying over Piccadilly. Meanwhile, Stuart Pearce continues to delude giraffes. Craig Felony is a sexy, first-class, golf-maniac who loves rimming spiders while humping hippos through the walls of Scouse Land.

Mourinho lost Roman’s asshole toy to some goblin’s deep inside Terry’s rectum. Mourinho then rimmed him aggressively to a messy orgasm.

Big Andy is big like the Tower of Pisa, which is located in the inside of the colon. Anyways, Bob the Builder, the Ninja Turtles, the Teletubbies, and Rayman studied the mystery of the scouse stupidity of losing 1:0 to the mighty United.

O’Shea clenched his overstretched rectum while Red Rat Racer was rimming spastics so hard they almost went through the walls, which dripped blood and semen.

Meanwhile, Lumpard yelled “Gash Out” and inserted his carrot-shaped, peewee, spud-gun into the hands of Jimmy Hendrix’s corpse. While mounting horses, Mihajlovic smiled, Vlad cringed agonizingly while analyzing the foul smell of “semiopacous”, while the Romanian government executed Got-Man’s intestines, without their signature condoms that are inside-out.
 
Mourinho sucked his small intestine out through his nostrils with all of spastics in Stamford Bridge and Emirates. Meanwhile, the toaster exploded into pieces of sphincter juice. Lumpard went limp in Old Trafford.

However, Edgar Davids is still a cnut from Holland, who loves it when anal-beads are enjoyed when applied directly to Kenyon’s nasal orifice. Anyways, Craig-Felony ate putters, then wanked the drivers who cipped their teeth.

Gimps and chimps excel at being rimmed thoroughly by the Lord of Cum-Stained Stiffies. Bellendaminho arose limply across the districts of Narnia to overcome AIDS, which festered in Kenyon. Altogether with Leptospirosis and the lurgy, unbeknownst to most someone raised the flag of Moureen and said “The Special One” to the Taiwanese singing sensation, Cyndi Wang.

Drogba ate penis orgasms with the del-boy, Cock’d, then spewed through straws from the Matt Johnson Band, which killed Robben and then molested Lumpard, who rimmed Kenyon vigorously while he felched Mr. Belvedere.

“Alas”, cried Boro, then they lost.

Scousers lose lemons consistently, aghast, they wallowed with self-pity amongst festering feces. Amongst Citeh’s thieving lags, who can’t count even using beads, people limped while continuously gripping at their genitals whilst humming the Greek tune, "Ο ΠΙΟ ΚΑΛΟΣ ΤΡΑΓΟΥΔΙΣΤΗΣ”.

Rentboys are most common in places like male strip clubs where benders like bum-tickling up to a certain Robbo’s wave-length.

Goat-Man’s disenfranchisement resulted in riotous scenes of fisting and anal festivities that resulted in so much chaffing it caused bleeding through the ring of his anus. Meanwhile, Fat Frank Lumpard ate pies with cake, ice cream, and a pound of butter.

Pizza is frightening to pangolins and toasted koalas are chewy; whereas Walcott notches ring-pieces up Gerrard’s anus.

Drogba spat Hectic’s splooge, which just burned in his throat, causing excruciating pleasure in an odd way. As so many spam artists know, spam is bad, bad in a small, but good, way.

Spam was rare, which caused a chemical-reaction within Rafa’s anal tract. Which way would Drogba hit Sheva’s spam, during the period of time between now and April Fool’s Day.

Now was time where Cashley became a transsexual. Cheryl groaned like a ****** overdosing on grass and cock, which excited Marcos greatly. Cabbage-Face and Skralck plotted evily against Noodlehair, devising wicked plans to kill Cock-Robin, aka Suresh, using forceps and a big stick.

With great power, Jack Bauer thrusted anally into Noodles inner-sections, which then exploded into giblets and fluids, which were covered with maple-syrup that smelled like meadows. This was all done while Goat-Man watched the porn channel while wanking.

Goat-Man strikes without looking, hitting Cabbage-Face in the testicles resulting in the deployment of WMD’s once in a while.

Britney Spears eats shit from Des Lynam’s golden bowl, which is also filled with the urine of Redlambs mum. Britney also ejaculates over kangaroos and crocodiles, while hang-gliding. Meanwhile, Compton is gay.

Gayness precedes floccinaucinihilipilification, and people like Lurv, who think Hycool doesn’t look gay while doing the can-can. You must not give in to the motherf*cking gibberish Wenger spouts, while sucking lemons and fisting Senderos.

Also, the junction between red and blue flatulence pervades distant omniscient hovels. The blowing of the giant-sized penis left cock throbbing, bent indentations.
 
So, is Lippi, the pervert, wearing knickerbockers or pantaloons without a bra whilst pangolins rim Noodle?

Goat-Man did Weaste a favour by giving infusions of Oil of Olay to exfoliate his dandruff flakes. A long, slimy, foul-smelling, time ago lived Goat-Man’s father, aka Jumbo the Hedgehog shagger, who knew Arsene Wanker would be fondled by Vlad the Man-Nailer, often seen on television shows like “Cat & Mouse” and the new show called "Hi, I'm Vlad and I'm a Stupid Cnut!".

Cabbage-Face is stalking Vlad by rimming reindeer while clubbing biffos and monkeys. Elsewhere, we’ve seen plagues caused by “loopers” bumming Vlad whilst vigorously fisting him.

Lumpard mercilessly bum-blasted Vlad and stretched his anal-hole wide open until it bled vigorously over time, which caused havoc with a tornado-like fisting flatulence. A commodity of vile, cum-stain depleted detergent was stocked to deal with this havoc.

Mourinho is Vlad’s rimming buddy, which was riveting and interesting to ponder. The mass turbulences of Chelski were discovered with disturbed fetuses in a space inside of cavities dispersed without any thought given to a pig’s story.

Drogba likes it to be hard while reading spastic thread’s by Vlad.

Another thread involves the hairy Bazalini, the girlfriend of Vlad, aka “Vampiro Tamponi Spastico”.

Sheva almost died repeatedly during frequent anal-sex frolics with masturbating dogs when Lumpard ate both Godzilla and a “King Dong” dildo whole. Lumpard gagged provocatively whilst chewing gum, sticking needles into his penis and shoving dildos and butt-plugs inside of his nostrils. Robben then joined Lumpard, giving him a Brazilian bikini wax, but then slipped his cock into Fat Frank’s armpit and tickled Sheva. Robben then screamed “cnuty-mints” loudly.

Later Bouhlarouz howled, viciously revealing anal seepage. Wounded he climbed on the squirting grandmother of Cartman and Vlad’s lovechild. Goat-Man milked cattle while humming. Cows ferociously moo-ed, while rimming Transfer Muppet into submission, then left.

“For Feck’s Sake” is the cry of MarcosDeto, who specializes in sucking oranges through loopholes, enjoys munching, rimming, and butt-blasting.

Horses gathered around the orange tree. Drogba junior is clearly a bender just like Fabregas, who likes oily cocks.

Cabbage-Face and Ole Redknapp ate a pie, which made Fat Frank Lumpard’s stomach jealous, while Angelina Jolie fingered Marcos. Brad Cantona and Suresh got busy whipping eachother in a horny frenzy until blood started getting all over, then Mehro got involved with a powerful thrusting stroke up Suresh’s “Hershey-highway”. Suresh screamed, “Help…. Get this sucker out of me!!”. RedCanadian watched in disgust.

However, with penis in hand, frantic wanking erupted, scuffing watches whilst the viewing of penguins in Iranian territories occurred. Moses bemoaned after a role-playing session at Carrington Academy was cast-out towards Georgia.

Alas, the numpty-humpty was victorious in Ludo and would never be able to analyze vodka and coke. Ludo lost by Japanese chokehold.

Every fool has his gastronomic preferences when peeping through key-holes, largely based around naked indifference. Multitudes of Spartans decided to “turk” ants because of the myth that Vlad the Impaler impaled Scouse arses and castrated Renties, using a hacksaw despite screams of “Fabregas!!”.

Johnathan Woodgate withdrew his undersized unit after struggling to finish rogering Southgate and instead focused on tastling Viduka’s bottom-ring. Goat-Man screamed “Blue Murder….. Rim Me!!”.

Onward 300, the Bridge of spastics awaits those Reds, Blues, and Pinks who shout “feck” loudly at the Mods who are busy giving blowjobs to Looking Busy and fisting one-another’s shitty mouths, vigorously wanking, and cumming into their hair. “Lovely” they said.

Goat-Man bitched about lardarse, “who rimmed Noodlehair?”, he asked. Pangolins jumped over goal posts, stole from the Scousers (who had very little that wasn’t stolen already anyways), took outsized vibrator’s and used them to mock their curly, ginger pubic hairs, which were very similar to those of the yanks.

“Mastication For The Nation” were the racist taunts, which intensified during their fisting of sex-dolls. Rubber-masked, eunuch midgets sang “and transvestites were swinging round and round like a record baby right round, round, round”.
 
Cabbage-Face, the village idiot, spat copiously towards Skralck with venom and hatred. Google searched for porn, but Internet Explorer spazzed and crashed.

Blatant propaganda resulted in Wenger bursting into a pizza while dancing naked like a pack of chicken nuggets and chips, smothered with shit juice, piss-flavoured sorbet, and ketchup.

Meanwhile, Forlan cruised Canal Street dressed in a rubber gimp suit with a matching PVC man-bag. Mourinho straddled his sister and brother, while thrusting his nose into Kenyon’s anus with gusto.

Goat-Man fellated George Michael during a recording session while George was strumming in the urinals.

Obi-Won slapped his cock on his kneecap with authority and spanked his pink oboe, which was bound for South Park with a cnut, some shit, and a “coadjutrix”.

Goat-Man anal-ized himself deeply while fantasizing about every single RentBoy and wanked, without lubricant, all over Girish and Vlad’s circumcised units.

Drogba, the twat, swallowed cocks with Jose whilst sodomizing Terry. Cabbage-Face cut open his genitalia, finding spastic tumors amongst gangrenous cells and Vlad’s goat, which had shite upon Cashley Cole.

Stupid men stood and wanked upon Robben and he fell, as Campbell plunged his Latisimus dorsi into Totti. Groaning loudly, he accomplished what the RedCafe couldn’t, despite the sightings of “Gashout”, which were rejected by the Internet’s keyboard warriors who were pretending that “Swiss Roll” cocks were made rubbery by the use of the electronic devices blamed for the many explosions at several armadillo’s homes.

Stereotypical views of Caftards ranged, unceremoniously, from fecktards to Spastics. Theirry Henry typifies French genius’s who lick balls and then Arsene.

Once their were dickless Spawns that originated from Jupiter and who were made limp by RedEye. Spasticity is caused by the irregularity of posters replying to freaks like Freak. Incredibly, dinosaurs divulged their positions within parliament by yelling, “sucks big Tony”.

Microwaves vibrate due mostly to radiation and Scooby-Doo. Meanwhile, Colin made sandcastles using rifles with sand-grenade launchers.

Revelz created reasons for sticking two phalluses up Noodlehair’s neither region. Goat-Man swallowed his testicles after Totti collided with seven magnificent goals!!! United laughed at Francesco Coco, Panucci, and Totti, as the begged, humiliated and perplexed while desperate to take their “Ultras” home.

Granny made silicone pies. Cabbage-Face shagged Justin Timberlake senseless with a porcupine’s egg muffin, yet Goat-Man jazzed custard petroleum on his anus and piss-pipe excessively. Bobbing gel bum-friends smoothen splattered vaginas using silicone-asstroglide pantyhose, which snagged on Rafa’s zipper. Crouch crouched over Eskimos, and when menstruating, four bishops displayed warts.

The Giallarossi played trombones while fetus’s ate pies. Robben rodgered Cashley’s cod-piece. Mexes’ moody mates minced onward while being distraught at getting comprehensively rubbered. Totti spat out spunk and pubes, while the pop summoned Satan.

Alas, Lumptard has cellulite on his toast and eats it with black currant preserve. Goat-Man blistered when he was hacking his forums. “Forsooth”, said Lampard’s man-boobs.

Cabbage-Face interrogated Goat-Man vigorously and dribbled on testicles.

Despite a sever case of numb-nuts, Sheva fondled Drogba’s balls whilst playing Chinese Checkers and while assafoetida leaked from a rubbish thread. Heteronomy was aluminous like spermicidal lubricant is sticky fungus.

Goat-Man screamed, “my cock is limp… help!!!”. Goat-Girl released her grip and plunged her fist gratuitously into his oleaginous anus salad. Cabbage-Face engulfed Anfield and its odious fans who were nicking tampons. Nearby, Rafa trumpeted obnoxious RatCats amidst the yelps of satisfaction, which echoed throughout the stadium as porcupines wept into pantyhose, tissues, and trousers.

Noodlehair rimmed pangolins whilst fellating Transfer Muppet over and above the call of nature. Instinctively, Goat-Man erected his small nightstick just as Skralck adjusted his parasol by scratching Marcosdeto furiously. Oranges were peeled and inserted menacingly up Marcosdeto’s sphincter loosely while he watched Coronation Street. Janice Battersby fellated Wenger whilst being rodgered raw by a hippopotamus.

Drogba, the diving cheat, had some strange love fun with Mourinho and the papers splattered the headlines everywhere.

Goat-Man, the cnut, rodgered Elvis’ blue suede balls by shoving Noodlebeer up his anal-sphincter suggestively.

Cabbage-Face finally killed his nemesis, Goat-Man.



THE END
 
Excellent work.

What was with the really big and confusing words in some places though?
 
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