Godammit. 
Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 2025 | [...] are NBA Champions! | Basketball GM
- Thread starter nimic
- Start date
Let's both join the same team.
8.
In a couple of seasons, barring a trade.
You've got a few good, young teammates though, so it wouldn't shock me if you were suddenly good next year.
12/13 Playoffs - Round 1
2013 Playoffs Round 1
@Solius @altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @weetee @BenitoSTARR @Stobzilla @V.O.
Bracket
This should be interesting! It's Solius vs altodevil for the chance to (probably) face off against the #1 team in the West, Dallas. In the East we might have three Cafites through if we're lucky, but if we're unlucky we might not have any. Philadelphia already upset the New York boy - can they do the same to the Boston boys?
@Solius @altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @weetee @BenitoSTARR @Stobzilla @V.O.
Bracket
Clippers | 101 | 102 | Memphis Solius: 44/8/9 (1stl/1blk) |
Lakers altodevil: 2/20/1 (7stl/8blk) | 101 | 79 | Minnesota |
Boston hobbers: 17/3/10 (4stl/(1blk) Skizzo: 5/2/1 (1stl/2blk) | 102 | 87 | Atlanta weetee: 11/2/5 |
New York BenitoSTARR: 21/12/9 (7blk) Stobzilla II: 19/10/1 (2stl) | 102 | 107 | Philadelphia |
Brooklyn V.O.: 19/2/6 | 84 | 73 | Orlando |
Clippers | 98 | 88 | Memphis Solius: 31/5/10 (1stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 4/22/1 (1stl/6blk) | 112 | 106 | Minnesota |
Boston hobbers: 33/3/11 (2stl) Skizzo: 3/1/0 (1stl) | 117 | 108 | Atlanta weetee: 14/1/7 |
New York BenitoSTARR: 20/5/4 (1stl/6blk) Stobzilla II: 8/15/2 (1stl) | 99 | 88 | Philadelphia |
Brooklyn V.O.: 13/0/12 (1stl) | 108 | 78 | Orlando |
Clippers | 77 | 87 | Memphis Solius: 27/7/4 (1blk) |
Lakers altodevil: 4/19/1 (2stl/6blk) | 112 | 84 | Minnesota |
Boston hobbers: 16/2/13 (4stl) Skizzo: 4/0/2 | 112 | 78 | Atlanta weetee: 8/1/4 (1stl) |
New York BenitoSTARR: 15/9/7 (5blk) Stobzilla II: 6/10/1 (1stl/1blk) | 89 | 96 | Philadelphia |
Brooklyn V.O.: 7/2/11 | 89 | 101 | Orlando |
Clippers | 78 | 84 | Memphis Solius: 34/8/7 (2stl) |
Lakers (WIN) altodevil: 0/28/0 (1stl/5blk) | 94 | 86 | Minnesota (LOSE) |
Boston (WIN) hobbers: 24/2/15 (1stl/3blk) Skizzo: 3/2/3 | 103 | 82 | Atlanta (LOSE) weetee: 11/1/8 (1stl) |
New York BenitoSTARR: 7/2/4 (4blk) Stobzilla II: 22/18/1 (1blk) | 88 | 96 | Philadelphia |
Brooklyn V.O.: 23/1/17 (1stl/1blk) | 123 | 105 | Orlando |
Clippers (LOSE) | 97 | 118 | Memphis (WIN) Solius: 32/5/12 (1stl) |
New York BenitoSTARR: 20/4/5 (7blk) Stobzilla II: 25/16/1 (1stl/1blk) | 110 | 102 | Philadelphia |
Brooklyn (WIN) V.O.: 9/1/14 (1stl) | 128 | 107 | Orlando (LOSE) |
New York (LOSE) BenitoSTARR: 20/6/8 (3blk) Stobzilla II: 26/12/4 (1stl/1blk) | 94 | 105 | Philadelphia (WIN) |
This should be interesting! It's Solius vs altodevil for the chance to (probably) face off against the #1 team in the West, Dallas. In the East we might have three Cafites through if we're lucky, but if we're unlucky we might not have any. Philadelphia already upset the New York boy - can they do the same to the Boston boys?
Last edited:
Bring it on All tod
Who have Philly got
Whoops I forgot about Skizzo, let me edit quickly
Easily done
KNicks 
2 seasons in a row I'm injured for all star weekend I think.
- Joined
- Sep 1, 2015
- Messages
- 17,301
- Supports
️
2013 Playoffs Round 1
@Solius @altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @weetee @BenitoSTARR @Stobzilla @V.O.
Bracket
Solius: 44/8/9 (1stl/1blk)
altodevil: 2/20/1 (7stl/8blk)
hobbers: 17/3/10 (4stl/(1blk)
Skizzo: 5/2/1 (1stl/2blk)
weetee: 11/2/5
BenitoSTARR: 21/12/9 (7blk)
Stobzilla II: 19/10/1 (2stl)
V.O.: 19/2/6
Solius: 31/5/10 (1stl)
altodevil: 4/22/1 (1stl/6blk)
hobbers: 33/3/11 (2stl)
Skizzo: 3/1/0 (1stl)
weetee: 14/1/7
BenitoSTARR: 20/5/4 (1stl/6blk)
Stobzilla II: 8/15/2 (1stl)
V.O.: 13/0/12 (1stl)
Solius: 27/7/4 (1blk)
altodevil: 4/19/1 (2stl/6blk)
hobbers: 16/2/13 (4stl)
Skizzo: 4/0/2
weetee: 8/1/4 (1stl)
BenitoSTARR: 15/9/7 (5blk)
Stobzilla II: 6/10/1 (1stl/1blk)
V.O.: 7/2/11
Solius: 34/8/7 (2stl)
altodevil: 0/28/0 (1stl/5blk)
hobbers: 24/2/15 (1stl/3blk)
Skizzo: 3/2/3
weetee: 11/1/8 (1stl)
BenitoSTARR: 7/2/4 (4blk)
Stobzilla II: 22/18/1 (1blk)
V.O.: 23/1/17 (1stl/1blk)
Solius: 32/5/12 (1stl)
BenitoSTARR: 20/4/5 (7blk)
Stobzilla II: 25/16/1 (1stl/1blk)
V.O.: 9/1/14 (1stl)
BenitoSTARR: 20/6/8 (3blk)
Stobzilla II: 26/12/4 (1stl/1blk)
This should be interesting! It's Solius vs altodevil for the chance to (probably) face off against the #1 team in the West, Dallas. In the East we might have three Cafites through if we're lucky, but if we're unlucky we might not have any. Philadelphia already upset the New York boy - can they do the same to the Boston boys?
Oh well, hopefully 18/13/2 and Knicks investment in facilities and coaching will get me another ratings boost.
12/13 Playoffs - Round 2
2013 Playoffs Round 2
@altodevil @Solius @Skizzo @hobbers @V.O.
Solius injured after 7 minutes, but will be back for the next game.
V.O. injured after 12 minutes.
It took 39/17/12 (with 3 steals and 7 blocks) from Kevin Durant to finally defeat the Nets, in overtime!
We have a very interesting pair of series coming up. hobbers (with his sidekick Skizzo) has never been in a better position to beat the Washington Wizards and make it to the NBA Final. The only issue is that Reggie Jackson (4th best player on the Celtics) will be playing injured, having picked up an injury late in the last series. On the other side of the bracket we've got Solius in the Conference Finals again, having lost the previous 3. He's up against it this time though, having to play a Dallas with 20 more wins in the regular season.
@altodevil @Solius @Skizzo @hobbers @V.O.
Lakers altodevil: 5/18/2 (5stl/9blk) | 107 | 84 | Memphis Solius: 20/3/4 (1stl) |
Boston hobbers: 26/13/10 (1stl/1blk) Skizzo: 4/3/0 | 115 | 96 | Philadelphia |
Washington | 122 | 110 | Brooklyn V.O.: 6/0/14 (1stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 3/28/3 (6stl/5blk) | 90 | 95 | Memphis Solius: 31/3/14 (1stl) |
Boston hobbers: 35/13/10 (3stl) Skizzo: 4/1/1 (1blk) | 109 | 90 | Philadelphia |
Washington | 98 | 107 | Brooklyn V.O.: 21/2/9 (1stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 5/26/3 (4stl/9blk) | 80 | 82 | Memphis Solius: 4/0/1 (injured) |
Boston hobbers: 18/7/9 Skizzo: 5/0/1 (2stl) | 95 | 86 | Philadelphia |
Washington | 98 | 105 | Brooklyn V.O.: 12/1/10 (2stl) |
Solius injured after 7 minutes, but will be back for the next game.
Lakers altodevil: 0/27/2 (3stl/5blk) | 110 | 87 | Memphis Solius: 23/2/9 (2stl) |
Boston (WIN) hobbers: 33/9/14 (2stl) Skizzo: 3/2/0 | 109 | 104 | Philadelphia (LOSE) |
Washington | 117 | 97 | Brooklyn V.O.: 8/0/2 (injured) |
V.O. injured after 12 minutes.
Lakers altodevil: 3/23/0 (3stl/3blk) | 77 | 81 | Memphis Solius: 32/3/4 (5stl/1blk) |
Washington | 105 | 87 | Brooklyn V.O.: out injured |
Lakers (LOSE) altodevil: 14/30/1 (2stl/8blk) | 83 | 96 | Memphis (WIN) Solius: 34/1/6 (3stl/1blk) |
Washington | 101 | 112 | Brooklyn V.O.: out injured |
Washington (WIN) | 115 (OT) | 113 (OT) | Brooklyn (LOSE) V.O.: out injured |
It took 39/17/12 (with 3 steals and 7 blocks) from Kevin Durant to finally defeat the Nets, in overtime!
We have a very interesting pair of series coming up. hobbers (with his sidekick Skizzo) has never been in a better position to beat the Washington Wizards and make it to the NBA Final. The only issue is that Reggie Jackson (4th best player on the Celtics) will be playing injured, having picked up an injury late in the last series. On the other side of the bracket we've got Solius in the Conference Finals again, having lost the previous 3. He's up against it this time though, having to play a Dallas with 20 more wins in the regular season.
Sorry but my average for that series must be insane.
The final game in the series was your 4th best playoff performance of all time, by GameScore (and #1 and #2 came in your first 2 seasons, so a long time ago).
So close.
We're getting closer to the next season, so the following may start considering whether they want to retire early.
@Skizzo 56/56 <- on a possible championship team with no expiring contracts in the top 11 players on the team
@Samid 50/50 <- could still win a 3 point shooting contest
@Dan 47/47 <- I've got nothing
@Skizzo 56/56 <- on a possible championship team with no expiring contracts in the top 11 players on the team
@Samid 50/50 <- could still win a 3 point shooting contest
@Dan 47/47 <- I've got nothing
Guess i’m retiring then.
Guess i’m retiring then.
You don't have to. You're probably retiring soon anyway. But if you want you can do it early and get Dan II, Dan Jr, Danny or whatever set for next season.
- Joined
- Sep 1, 2015
- Messages
- 17,301
- Supports
- ️
2013 Playoffs Round 2
@altodevil @Solius @Skizzo @hobbers @V.O.
altodevil: 5/18/2 (5stl/9blk)
Solius: 20/3/4 (1stl)
hobbers: 26/13/10 (1stl/1blk)
Skizzo: 4/3/0
V.O.: 6/0/14 (1stl)
altodevil: 3/28/3 (6stl/5blk)
Solius: 31/3/14 (1stl)
hobbers: 35/13/10 (3stl)
Skizzo: 4/1/1 (1blk)
V.O.: 21/2/9 (1stl)
altodevil: 5/26/3 (4stl/9blk)
Solius: 4/0/1 (injured)
hobbers: 18/7/9
Skizzo: 5/0/1 (2stl)
V.O.: 12/1/10 (2stl)
Solius injured after 7 minutes, but will be back for the next game.
altodevil: 0/27/2 (3stl/5blk)
Solius: 23/2/9 (2stl)
hobbers: 33/9/14 (2stl)
Skizzo: 3/2/0
V.O.: 8/0/2 (injured)
V.O. injured after 12 minutes.
altodevil: 3/23/0 (3stl/3blk)
Solius: 32/3/4 (5stl/1blk)
V.O.: out injured
altodevil: 14/30/1 (2stl/8blk)
Solius: 34/1/6 (3stl/1blk)
V.O.: out injured
V.O.: out injured
It took 39/17/12 (with 3 steals and 7 blocks) from Kevin Durant to finally defeat the Nets, in overtime!
We have a very interesting pair of series coming up. hobbers (with his sidekick Skizzo) has never been in a better position to beat the Washington Wizards and make it to the NBA Final. The only issue is that Reggie Jackson (4th best player on the Celtics) will be playing injured, having picked up an injury late in the last series. On the other side of the bracket we've got Solius in the Conference Finals again, having lost the previous 3. He's up against it this time though, having to play a Dallas with 20 more wins in the regular season.
Turns out carrying me to two rings while I chill in the physio room was a bridge too far. Rest easy, Derrick Rose.
12/13 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2013 Playoffs Conference Finals
@Solius @Skizzo @hobbers
Remaining teams
I'm adding Kevin Durant's stats here too, for reference.
That's it! No Cafites in the NBA Final for the first time since 1999! Is this finally the era of Kevin Durant?
@Solius @Skizzo @hobbers
Remaining teams
I'm adding Kevin Durant's stats here too, for reference.
Dallas | 124 | 84 | Memphis Solius: 22/5/6 (3stl) |
Boston hobbers: 25/7/15 (3stl) Skizzo: 4/0/1 | 109 | 106 | Washington Kevin Durant: 34/6/7 (2stl/2blk) |
Dallas | 110 | 85 | Memphis Solius: 33/2/10 (3stl) |
Boston hobbers: 31/5/5 (4stl/1blk) Skizzo: 2/1/1 | 90 | 106 | Washington Kevin Durant: 51/19/9 (1stl/8blk) |
Dallas | 95 | 88 | Memphis Solius: 27/3/11 (5stl) |
Boston hobbers: 14/2/8 (3stl/2blk) Skizzo: 6/0/0 (2blk) | 100 | 123 | Washington Kevin Durant: 38/6/5 (1stl/3blk) |
Dallas (WIN) | 118 (OT) | 115 (OT) | Memphis (LOSE) Solius: 38/7/18 (1stl/3blk) |
Boston hobbers: 21/8/16 (3stl/2blk) - injured Skizzo: 4/1/0 | 105 | 107 | Washington Kevin Durant: 43/10/9 (4stl/6blk) |
Boston hobbers: 20/8/5 (1stl/1blk) - playing injured Skizzo: 7/1/0 (1blk) | 102 | 97 | Washington Kevin Durant: 33/7/6 (1stl/4blk) |
Boston (LOSE) hobbers: 21/1/7 (1stl) - playing injured Skizzo: 0/0/1 | 109 | 118 | Washington (WIN) Kevin Durant: 26/9/6 (3stl/9blk) |
That's it! No Cafites in the NBA Final for the first time since 1999! Is this finally the era of Kevin Durant?
Me looking at the teams - "Oh well on paper we look like the better si-..."
Your squad depth falls off a cliff, but it's their strength.
Re run it without me getting injured
You got injured in the 42nd minute to be fair, and then you won the next game.
Most stacked team in history and still chokes. Unbelievable.
Maybe you people will finally realise how godlike I am to have held off Durant for 4 years.
Maybe you people will finally realise how godlike I am to have held off Durant for 4 years.
Might as well have included the procession final as well. Roll on next season as I prep for retirement
12/13 Playoffs - NBA Final
2013 Playoffs NBA Final
No Cafites, so let's get his over with!
Still no ring for Durant! Clearly he's not unstoppable, just almost.
Playoff stats
@weetee @hobbers @altodevil @V.O. @Stobzilla @Solius @Skizzo @BenitoSTARR
Playoff leaders
Up next: Season Review, then Draft & Free Agency.
If you want to be in the next draft, let me know quickly. Although I can always retire you during the next season and let your new player get picked up by someone (like Two Nil did this year). If anyone who isn't in already wants to join, that's fine too of course.
No Cafites, so let's get his over with!
Still no ring for Durant! Clearly he's not unstoppable, just almost.
Playoff stats
@weetee @hobbers @altodevil @V.O. @Stobzilla @Solius @Skizzo @BenitoSTARR
Playoff leaders
Up next: Season Review, then Draft & Free Agency.
If you want to be in the next draft, let me know quickly. Although I can always retire you during the next season and let your new player get picked up by someone (like Two Nil did this year). If anyone who isn't in already wants to join, that's fine too of course.
At least we lost to the champs.
Piece of shit Durant.
@Dan let me know if you want to retire that old body of yours.
I thought I already died.
You didn't retire at the end of the season, so your AI Self is happy to keep grinding.
12/13 End of Season Review
12/13 Season Review
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Not a great playoff season for the Caf on the whole, though Solius will be glad to have been back in the Conference Finals.
Regular season
Awards
Quite a good showing in the NBA Teams. hobbers, Solius and BenitoSTARR make the 1st All-League Team, as usual, but we've also got P-Nut, altodevil and The Cub in the 2nd team, and V.O. and reelworld II in the 3rd team. altodevil, The Cub, hobbers and BenitoSTARR also feature in the All-Defensive Teams, and we've got Two Nil in the All-Rookie Team too.
Durant has well and truly taken hold of the MVP award, but at least we've still got altodevil with the DPOTY. This time we've also got Two Nil with the Rookie of the Year award! Bright future ahead.
Regular season stats
Statistical feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency, and then I'll do a big stats post (if I don't forget again).
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Not a great playoff season for the Caf on the whole, though Solius will be glad to have been back in the Conference Finals.
Regular season
Awards
Quite a good showing in the NBA Teams. hobbers, Solius and BenitoSTARR make the 1st All-League Team, as usual, but we've also got P-Nut, altodevil and The Cub in the 2nd team, and V.O. and reelworld II in the 3rd team. altodevil, The Cub, hobbers and BenitoSTARR also feature in the All-Defensive Teams, and we've got Two Nil in the All-Rookie Team too.
Durant has well and truly taken hold of the MVP award, but at least we've still got altodevil with the DPOTY. This time we've also got Two Nil with the Rookie of the Year award! Bright future ahead.
Regular season stats
Statistical feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency, and then I'll do a big stats post (if I don't forget again).
Do I have long left at Memphis?