Agreed, it's good enough to compel you for the 4 hours or so (you really need to watch both parts in one viewing) but it still leaves you a little flat. The performances are great but it's just missing that something to make it a great movie. It's the type of movie that you see something new every time you watch it though. Perhaps, I was a little too harsh on it.
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Agreed, it's good enough to compel you for the 4 hours or so (you really need to watch both parts in one viewing) but it still leaves you a little flat. The performances are great but it's just missing that something to make it a great movie. It's the type of movie that you see something new every time you watch it though. Perhaps, I was a little too harsh on it.
My edit, which you probably didn't see, for what it's worth.
Would be interested in getting your take on it?
I thought it was a masterpiece, one of the very best films of the decade. But I'm big into Lars' sometimes-smirking cinema. I loved the digressionary style, that the film can riff on god, metaphysics and aesthetics without flinching and the playfulness. It works so well for me because the direction is nimble enough to leave you guessing at how seriously Von Trier is taking it all. I've got the extended version ready to watch when I have a spare 6 hours.
Ok gotcha. That's fair enough. Like I said, it was very close to being a really great film. I don't think I'm brave enough to sit through the abortion scenes in the extended version. You'll have to let me know how graphic it is when you get round to watching it as I would like to watch the extended director's cut. The scenes with Jamie Bell were just about at my upper limit (I am a bit of a wimp!
)I also want to see Antichrist but don't think I'm brave enough for that either?
Daddy’s Home 2
I quite liked the original but this was not as good. Some funny bits but overall quite forgettable 5/10
Jungle
A group of friends join a guide for a trek into the Bolivian jungle, searching for an Indian village. The men soon realize that the jungle is a difficult place to be. I quite enjoyed this and thought Daniel Radcliffe was decent in it despite a dodgy accent. Quite a harrowing story that’s definitely worth checking out 7.5/10
Rough Night
Things go terribly wrong for a group of girlfriends who hire a male stripper for a bachelorette party in Miami. The female Hangover but not funny. Zoe Kravitz looked hot in it though so some plus points there and always love Kate Mckinnon. Wasted potential 4/10
I Kill Giants
Barbara Thorson struggles through life by escaping into a fantasy life of magic and monsters. This is a much shittier version of A Monster Calls. Just watch that instead 3/10
The Commuter
A businessman is caught up in a criminal conspiracy during his daily commute home. I’m done with Liam Neeson in these average action movies. Predictable and boring 4.5/10
6 Below: Miracle On The Mountain
An adrenaline seeking snowboarder gets lost in a massive winter storm in the back country of the High Sierras where he is pushed to the limits of human endurance and forced to battle his own personal demons as he fights for survival. Boring, badly acted (what happened to Josh Hartnett?) and clearly shot Day4Night, which I hate. Snoozefest 2/10
Tale Of Tales
From the bitter quest of the Queen of Longtrellis, to two mysterious sisters who provoke the passion of a king, to the King of Highhills obsessed with a giant Flea, these tales are inspired by the fairytales by Giambattista Basile. What an utter waste of time. Pretentious bullshit. fecking getting angry thinking about it 1/10
Prince Of Darkness
A research team finds a mysterious cylinder in a deserted church. If opened, it could mean the end of the world. Decent work by John Carpenter. The setup was far better than the resolution but overall, the journey was fun… or maybe I liked it because of the shower of shit I watched before it 7/10
I quite liked the original but this was not as good. Some funny bits but overall quite forgettable 5/10
Jungle
A group of friends join a guide for a trek into the Bolivian jungle, searching for an Indian village. The men soon realize that the jungle is a difficult place to be. I quite enjoyed this and thought Daniel Radcliffe was decent in it despite a dodgy accent. Quite a harrowing story that’s definitely worth checking out 7.5/10
Rough Night
Things go terribly wrong for a group of girlfriends who hire a male stripper for a bachelorette party in Miami. The female Hangover but not funny. Zoe Kravitz looked hot in it though so some plus points there and always love Kate Mckinnon. Wasted potential 4/10
I Kill Giants
Barbara Thorson struggles through life by escaping into a fantasy life of magic and monsters. This is a much shittier version of A Monster Calls. Just watch that instead 3/10
The Commuter
A businessman is caught up in a criminal conspiracy during his daily commute home. I’m done with Liam Neeson in these average action movies. Predictable and boring 4.5/10
6 Below: Miracle On The Mountain
An adrenaline seeking snowboarder gets lost in a massive winter storm in the back country of the High Sierras where he is pushed to the limits of human endurance and forced to battle his own personal demons as he fights for survival. Boring, badly acted (what happened to Josh Hartnett?) and clearly shot Day4Night, which I hate. Snoozefest 2/10
Tale Of Tales
From the bitter quest of the Queen of Longtrellis, to two mysterious sisters who provoke the passion of a king, to the King of Highhills obsessed with a giant Flea, these tales are inspired by the fairytales by Giambattista Basile. What an utter waste of time. Pretentious bullshit. fecking getting angry thinking about it 1/10
Prince Of Darkness
A research team finds a mysterious cylinder in a deserted church. If opened, it could mean the end of the world. Decent work by John Carpenter. The setup was far better than the resolution but overall, the journey was fun… or maybe I liked it because of the shower of shit I watched before it 7/10
Shin Godzilla is coming to Sky Cinema on the 11th Apr. Missed it when it came out last year so really looking forward to this.
RedWood
A couple hiking out in the woods, disturb a nest of vampires.
Vampires not really my thing and this did nothing to change that.
Slow, predictable with a poor ending.
3/10
A couple hiking out in the woods, disturb a nest of vampires.
Vampires not really my thing and this did nothing to change that.
Slow, predictable with a poor ending.
3/10
The Sandman
A little girl with formidable powers imagines into existence the Sandman, a terrible monster from her nightmares that brings harm to anyone who wants to hurt her.
It had its moments, the Sandam was scary enough looking, some brutal deaths, reminded me very much of Carrie, the ending was a bit meh, but it was enjoyable, you could do much worse than watch this.
6/10
A little girl with formidable powers imagines into existence the Sandman, a terrible monster from her nightmares that brings harm to anyone who wants to hurt her.
It had its moments, the Sandam was scary enough looking, some brutal deaths, reminded me very much of Carrie, the ending was a bit meh, but it was enjoyable, you could do much worse than watch this.
6/10
Game Night - a dumb, plot-heavy Horrible Bosses style comedy, if that film had been directed by turn-of-the-millenium David Fincher; vomit and auto-fellatio jokes sandwiched between elaborate tracking shots and a pulsing electronic score. What a weird film. Jesse Plemons is very funny and it passed the time.
Dark Beacon
Amy Wilcock travels to a lighthouse far away in search of her lesbian lover. Once she arrives, things seem to go well until a series of paranormal events take place. She must then save her lover's daughter from her own parents after things take a terrifying turn.
Low budget British horror, that was a bit slow, well a lot slow, the last 20 mins was decent enough, the ending was nothing to write home about.
3.5/10
Amy Wilcock travels to a lighthouse far away in search of her lesbian lover. Once she arrives, things seem to go well until a series of paranormal events take place. She must then save her lover's daughter from her own parents after things take a terrifying turn.
Low budget British horror, that was a bit slow, well a lot slow, the last 20 mins was decent enough, the ending was nothing to write home about.
3.5/10
Stillwater
A weekend camping trip among six old friends in Northern Minnesota's "Boundary Waters" turns tragic after one dies under mysterious circumstances, triggering further turmoil as they attempt to unmask the killer within their own group.
ok Thriller for the first hour, but the last 30mins were excellent, with a twist I did not see coming.
7/10
A weekend camping trip among six old friends in Northern Minnesota's "Boundary Waters" turns tragic after one dies under mysterious circumstances, triggering further turmoil as they attempt to unmask the killer within their own group.
ok Thriller for the first hour, but the last 30mins were excellent, with a twist I did not see coming.
7/10
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I am sad to say that it was average, and I am a huge Godzilla fan.
Funny thing is that I was working on a promo with this movie in it, the Sky Cinema "marketing" team thought no one would want to see this so took it off the promo!
Kidnapped
Three hooded Eastern-European criminals burst into a home in a Madrid gated community, holding the family hostage in its own home, and forcing the father to empty his credit cards. Loved the technical aspects of this movie, it was all shot with a handful of long takes with no cuts, which was impressive and it starts off very realistically, felt like my house was being invaded but soon turns too violent and cartoony. Torture porn really isn't my genre and that's what this becomes, which is a damn shame because this could have been an amazing movie 4.5/10
I'd like to think this is about a mini godzilla that attacks people's shins.
Redirected (2014)
Lithuanian-British movie with Vinnie Jones and Scot Williams. Great watch overall. Some very country-specific nuances, still worth the time though.
Lithuanian-British movie with Vinnie Jones and Scot Williams. Great watch overall. Some very country-specific nuances, still worth the time though.
Quite enjoyed this too. Think this type of movie suits Cena.
The Believers
A New York psychiatrist finds that a brujería-inspired cult, which believes in child sacrifice, has a keen interest in his own son. If you want a slow and boring satanic movie that also doubles up as a video on how to be the worst parent in history... watch this. Otherwise, avoid 2/10
A New York psychiatrist finds that a brujería-inspired cult, which believes in child sacrifice, has a keen interest in his own son. If you want a slow and boring satanic movie that also doubles up as a video on how to be the worst parent in history... watch this. Otherwise, avoid 2/10
Some movies I've seen in the last month.
New York, New York - And here I thought Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire would be the most mismatched romantic pairing I would watch this year...of all the unlikeable creeps De Niro has played throughout the years, this is probably the worst one. Scorsese and the screenwriters must have been totally whacked out of their gourd on coke at the time, that's the only reason I can see how they could have thought that such an abusive bellend could work as a romantic lead. Scorsese does know his musicals though, contrary to the hipster who made the same film 40 years later in La La Land.
True Stories - This had a lot of smashing elements and ideas but David Byrne just didn't have the presence as an actor or director to really bring them fully to life.
The Ladies Man - Man, Jerry Lewis' schtick hasn't aged with grace has it? But that dollhouse set, use of colour and auterism tho. Cahiers du Cinéma and Wes Anderson must be creaming themselves whenever they watch this.
Zardoz - Not sure if it was the ideal choice or not to watch this after drinking five beers and smoking a spliff, was pleasantly baffled in the beginning but grew awfully tired off it after a while and passed out, finishing it the next day was a bit of a chore.
Night of the Demon - The fact they proceeded to actually show the demon rendered the whole Tourneur/Lewton atmospheric mystery obsolete and what's left was a meh B Movie.
Swing Time - Might just be my favourite of the Astaire/Rogers pairing, despite the rather silly ending and the blackface scene that I like to pretend never happened.
The Metaphor - Very cute short depicting King Vidor and Andrew Wyeth in their autumn years discussing the inspiration The Big Parade had on Wyeth's paintings.
New York, New York - And here I thought Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire would be the most mismatched romantic pairing I would watch this year...of all the unlikeable creeps De Niro has played throughout the years, this is probably the worst one. Scorsese and the screenwriters must have been totally whacked out of their gourd on coke at the time, that's the only reason I can see how they could have thought that such an abusive bellend could work as a romantic lead. Scorsese does know his musicals though, contrary to the hipster who made the same film 40 years later in La La Land.
True Stories - This had a lot of smashing elements and ideas but David Byrne just didn't have the presence as an actor or director to really bring them fully to life.
The Ladies Man - Man, Jerry Lewis' schtick hasn't aged with grace has it? But that dollhouse set, use of colour and auterism tho. Cahiers du Cinéma and Wes Anderson must be creaming themselves whenever they watch this.
Zardoz - Not sure if it was the ideal choice or not to watch this after drinking five beers and smoking a spliff, was pleasantly baffled in the beginning but grew awfully tired off it after a while and passed out, finishing it the next day was a bit of a chore.
Night of the Demon - The fact they proceeded to actually show the demon rendered the whole Tourneur/Lewton atmospheric mystery obsolete and what's left was a meh B Movie.
Swing Time - Might just be my favourite of the Astaire/Rogers pairing, despite the rather silly ending and the blackface scene that I like to pretend never happened.
The Metaphor - Very cute short depicting King Vidor and Andrew Wyeth in their autumn years discussing the inspiration The Big Parade had on Wyeth's paintings.
Thanks for reminding me of this gem, will rewatch both this and the equally brilliant Night of the demons 2 this weekend.
80's horror
Night of the Demon is one of the most egregious examples of a producer overruling a director for the sake of box office. Including the images of the demon made a great film merely a good one and left those scenes looking dated and crap.
Dont think I have seen either of these. Added to my watch list.Thanks for reminding me of this gem, will rewatch both this and the equally brilliant Night of the demons 2 this weekend.
80's horror
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Why is this movie rated 8.3 on IMDB?! What's so special about it? I didn't think it was that noteworthy or interesting at all.
Their relationship was pretty ordinary and after a while the montage/editing started to annoy me.
I really don't see the genius of this movie. Maybe I'm just far too cynical to appreciate such movies.
Why is this movie rated 8.3 on IMDB?! What's so special about it? I didn't think it was that noteworthy or interesting at all.
Their relationship was pretty ordinary and after a while the montage/editing started to annoy me.
I really don't see the genius of this movie. Maybe I'm just far too cynical to appreciate such movies.
I don't really remember much of it as I only saw it back when it came out but I thought it was overrated too at the time. Might need a rewatch.
Cloud Atlas (2012)
Available on Amazon Prime Video. A story set in the past, present and future about the lives of several characters intertwined between alternate realities, and adopting different personae within these realities. At just under 3 hours, you really have to commit yourself to watching this before you start. Featuring a great cast such as Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugh Grant, Tom Hanks, Hugo Weaving and Susan Sarandon taking on different roles within several concurrent storylines, it takes a bit of getting used to. But once you get acclimatized to the distinctive style of this movie which is both groundbreaking and courageous, it begins to feel completely natural.
Whoever did the makeup for this film must have had a real blast as you get to see the likes of Halle Berry, Hugh Grant and Tom Hanks as you've never seen them before. However, some of the transformations are a bit ropey due to substandard prosthetics which kind of destroys the moment, but then again some are really good! The film may 'appear' to be a bit of a jumbled mess of a story but as the tagline suggests, everything is connected. It's funny in places, graphic at times, intriguing, mysterious, dark but nonetheless very compelling. How a film can jump from the late 1800s with a runaway slave stowed away on a ship, to an advanced civilisation of the future where clones are made to serve humanity, then onto a post apocalyptic tribe battling for survival but with time to incorporate a 70s murder mystery amongst others so seamlessly but still retaining some semblance of order is a major feat in itself.
Everything is telling you that this shouldn't work but it really is a masterpiece of story telling. If only Nymphomaniac had been made in this way. Despite all of its disparate elements, the film comes together as a whole and Cloud Atlas doesn't feel like a chore at all. It's the human elements that ultimately shine through in each story. Strip them down and you get love, friendship, discovery, courage etc. Jim Broadbent, the publisher hiding out in the nursing home from a gang looking to settle a debt provides the comedy, and Doona Bae in a futuristic Soeul as a clone who is beginning to question everything around her provides the fantasy. We have everything else in between. It's visually stunning in places and despite chopping from one story to another every 30 seconds or so, it somehow manages to keep you gripped. Six completely different stories being moved along in complete harmony. My favourite stories involved the clone in New Seoul played brilliantly by Bae and the interactions between Berry and Hanks in post apocalyptic Hawaii. Broadbent deserves an honourable mention and with most of the crap nominated these days, he should have got an Oscar nod at least.
Some people may think it's a bit pretentious or vacuous but it's a film that will get better with age. Perhaps, like Nymphomaniac, it doesn't get the respect it deserves now but maybe in time it will. I've held off from watching it for so long but it was worth the effort. I haven't completely figured out what the connection is yet but this needs to be watched several times anyway...when you have a spare 3 hours!
I'm giving this an 8.5/10.
Available on Amazon Prime Video. A story set in the past, present and future about the lives of several characters intertwined between alternate realities, and adopting different personae within these realities. At just under 3 hours, you really have to commit yourself to watching this before you start. Featuring a great cast such as Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugh Grant, Tom Hanks, Hugo Weaving and Susan Sarandon taking on different roles within several concurrent storylines, it takes a bit of getting used to. But once you get acclimatized to the distinctive style of this movie which is both groundbreaking and courageous, it begins to feel completely natural.
Whoever did the makeup for this film must have had a real blast as you get to see the likes of Halle Berry, Hugh Grant and Tom Hanks as you've never seen them before. However, some of the transformations are a bit ropey due to substandard prosthetics which kind of destroys the moment, but then again some are really good! The film may 'appear' to be a bit of a jumbled mess of a story but as the tagline suggests, everything is connected. It's funny in places, graphic at times, intriguing, mysterious, dark but nonetheless very compelling. How a film can jump from the late 1800s with a runaway slave stowed away on a ship, to an advanced civilisation of the future where clones are made to serve humanity, then onto a post apocalyptic tribe battling for survival but with time to incorporate a 70s murder mystery amongst others so seamlessly but still retaining some semblance of order is a major feat in itself.
Everything is telling you that this shouldn't work but it really is a masterpiece of story telling. If only Nymphomaniac had been made in this way. Despite all of its disparate elements, the film comes together as a whole and Cloud Atlas doesn't feel like a chore at all. It's the human elements that ultimately shine through in each story. Strip them down and you get love, friendship, discovery, courage etc. Jim Broadbent, the publisher hiding out in the nursing home from a gang looking to settle a debt provides the comedy, and Doona Bae in a futuristic Soeul as a clone who is beginning to question everything around her provides the fantasy. We have everything else in between. It's visually stunning in places and despite chopping from one story to another every 30 seconds or so, it somehow manages to keep you gripped. Six completely different stories being moved along in complete harmony. My favourite stories involved the clone in New Seoul played brilliantly by Bae and the interactions between Berry and Hanks in post apocalyptic Hawaii. Broadbent deserves an honourable mention and with most of the crap nominated these days, he should have got an Oscar nod at least.
Some people may think it's a bit pretentious or vacuous but it's a film that will get better with age. Perhaps, like Nymphomaniac, it doesn't get the respect it deserves now but maybe in time it will. I've held off from watching it for so long but it was worth the effort. I haven't completely figured out what the connection is yet but this needs to be watched several times anyway...when you have a spare 3 hours!
I'm giving this an 8.5/10.
I think he's referring to Demons and it's sequel. Not the old b/w Night of the Demon that Nilsson watched and I moaned about. Watch the old one though, it's worth a look. Love to know what you think about the end.
No, I don't mean the Dario Argento movie, no need to rewatch that one, I know every scene.
I am talking about this gem.
I haven't seen that one. The Argento one is set in the cinema, right?
Yeah, that's the one. I actually prefer Night of the Demon since it is part comedy and takes itself far less serious.
I like 80's horror-comedy too. Vamp, Night of the Comet, Re-animator, Love at First Bite, Night of the Creeps, Return of the Living Dead are all a good laugh.
I rewatched Reanimator the other month. It's still a decent laugh.
Head giving head!
I was in the mood for something light but couldn't think of anything I wanted to watch. Then I saw that I had a folder of Ghibli stuff on my laptop and, remembering Spirited Away, decided to try another one of their films for some more colourful, whimsical fun. Grave of the Fireflies was a poor choice. Feck.
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I was in the mood for something light but couldn't think of anything I wanted to watch. Then I saw that I had a folder of Ghibli stuff on my laptop and, remembering Spirited Away, decided to try another one of their films for some more colourful, whimsical fun. Graveyard of the Fireflies was a poor choice. Feck.
that's one of the most depressing movie I've ever seen!Watched 'A Quiet Place' last night. Really like it. The idiocy of some characters is expected from a horror movie to get the plot going though
It's THE most depressing film I've seen, yeah, poor choice sully
Brilliant film though.
Brilliant film though.
Monster Family
Despite the title, the Wishbone family are far from happy. In an attempt to reconnect as a family, Mum and Emma plan a fun night out. However, her plan backfires when an evil witch curses them, and they're all turned into Monsters. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds. Horrible animation and a piss poor story. Such a waste of money and time 1/10
Midnighters
Midnight, New Year's Eve: when all the hopes of new beginnings come to life - except for Lindsey and Jeff Pittman, whose strained marriage faces the ultimate test after they cover up a terrible crime and find themselves entangled in a Hitchcockian web of deceit and madness. I actually really enjoyed this. A low budget thriller full of twists and turns. Only problem was that it was hard to root for any character as they all had major flaws but regardless, it's a fun ride 7/10
The Hurricane Heist
Thieves attempt a massive heist against the U.S. Treasury as a Category 5 hurricane approaches one of its Mint facilities. Wow. What a load of tosh. I been working on the launch promo material for this film and I knew it was shit but watched it anyway because I thought it would be those 'so bad it's funny' movies but no, it was just bad. Horrible acting, especially from Toby Kebbel and his 'Alabama accent'. Yuck. Plus, Finchy from The Office was overly hammy. Crappy storyline and VFX made on Windows Movie Maker. So so bad 2/10
Wildling
A blossoming teenager uncovers the dark secret behind her traumatic childhood. Got early access to this movie and thought it was decent. A coming of age horror movie, like a mature Ginger Snaps. It felt a bit like Raw minus the grotseque-ness of that film. The main was an awesome actress and one to watch out for. Would recommend 7/10
Despite the title, the Wishbone family are far from happy. In an attempt to reconnect as a family, Mum and Emma plan a fun night out. However, her plan backfires when an evil witch curses them, and they're all turned into Monsters. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds. Horrible animation and a piss poor story. Such a waste of money and time 1/10
Midnighters
Midnight, New Year's Eve: when all the hopes of new beginnings come to life - except for Lindsey and Jeff Pittman, whose strained marriage faces the ultimate test after they cover up a terrible crime and find themselves entangled in a Hitchcockian web of deceit and madness. I actually really enjoyed this. A low budget thriller full of twists and turns. Only problem was that it was hard to root for any character as they all had major flaws but regardless, it's a fun ride 7/10
The Hurricane Heist
Thieves attempt a massive heist against the U.S. Treasury as a Category 5 hurricane approaches one of its Mint facilities. Wow. What a load of tosh. I been working on the launch promo material for this film and I knew it was shit but watched it anyway because I thought it would be those 'so bad it's funny' movies but no, it was just bad. Horrible acting, especially from Toby Kebbel and his 'Alabama accent'. Yuck. Plus, Finchy from The Office was overly hammy. Crappy storyline and VFX made on Windows Movie Maker. So so bad 2/10
Wildling
A blossoming teenager uncovers the dark secret behind her traumatic childhood. Got early access to this movie and thought it was decent. A coming of age horror movie, like a mature Ginger Snaps. It felt a bit like Raw minus the grotseque-ness of that film. The main was an awesome actress and one to watch out for. Would recommend 7/10
I watched the original Blade Runner last night - is Harrison Ford always that wooden & charmless or was his character deliberately hard-boiled/'robotic'?
@Dirty Schwein , @pauldyson1uk
You guys seen Oculus? What did you think of it? I somehow had missed it and first saw it yesterday.
I thought it was fecking great, better than 99% of the possession stuff out there.
You guys seen Oculus? What did you think of it? I somehow had missed it and first saw it yesterday.
I thought it was fecking great, better than 99% of the possession stuff out there.