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I enjoyed it, but it’s not a remotely good film.

Emilia Perez was though. Genuinely quite impressive to make any of that work as well as it did (which is about… 75%?)

Glad2ator was pretty good, but also pretty much the same film without quite as charismatic a lead. Denzil steals it with a side of ham, though it all goes a bit wonky at the end.
Disagree in part with the first bolded, but doesn't really matter.

As for the second bolded, the conclusion is so ridiculous and rushed, but it's still kinda fun.

I've still not seen Emilia Perez and I don't think I've ever enjoyed an Audiard film, so I'm reluctant, but I'm gonna have to bite the bullet soon. I've heard too much about it now not to be curious.
 
You sure know how to make a guy blush (assuming it's a compliment, not a big fan of Ebert's in general)

It's not necessarily a great film, but if you like Scott, and how his career has progressed, this could be for you almost from a meta perspective
I don't mind Ridley Scott. Wouldn't say I'm a mega fan.
And yes it was a compliment of course.
Ebert was very hit and miss I think but one thing you could definitely say was he had a style, and that counts.
 
So, Gladiator 2

There's an interesting thing that happens in everyone's life - as you get older, you seem to give less and less shits about what people think of you, how your behaviour might be perceived, your impact on others... We witness it in the streets, in the supermarket, probably at Sunday lunches at grandparents (I wouldn't know, but I've heard) - old people just don't care that much.

This is what's happening with Ridley Scott these days, and it's rather enjoyable. Once a director that was quite focused on conventional narratives, storytelling, filmmaking, and which gave us absolute classics like Alien and Blade Runner, he's decisively entered his old man phase and it shows. I loved his interpretation of Bonaparte, focusing on the most relevant part of the guy and angering all the military and history nerds (who are usually about as bad as video game nerds), and with Gladiator 2, he basically remakes the original film, but with even less care for structure, character motivation, common sense, coherence, or all those other pesky details - the shackles are absolutely off.

I rewatched Gladiator recently, and it's a really good film. It's gotten some weird backlash over the past few years, maybe because it doesn't feel like a logical Oscar-worthy film or something, but it's genuinely very good - it's a revenge flick set in ancient Rome with solid story telling, clear character motivation, great all round performances (particularly Crowe's intense interpretation which makes it all hold up) and excellent set pieces. It's not necessarily the kind of film I'd watch over and over again, but it's objectively very well made.

This one... Well, it's well made. Scott is an amazing filmmaker. But it's super messy. He clearly knows where he wants to go with it, but he doesn't really care that the journey to get there is coherent or holds up (spoilers: it doesn't, really). The motivations for most characters are blurry at best, their interactions seem forced and fake for the most part, the emotions seem more like concepts in the script than actually fleshed out on the screen, and the set pieces are... strange. The monkey scene is strange. The boat battle in the Coliseum is strange, not because of its look, but because it's cool, seems like it should be a massive set piece in the middle of the film, and then half way through the scene, it seems like Scott got bored with it and just phoned it in. In lieu of Crowe's brooding, dark rage, we get Paul Mescal's lightest performance yet (and I'm a maaaassive Mescal fan, and everything he's done so far has shown he's capable of intense brooding), with Denzel chipping in every so often to talk about his "rage" and his "mist" to let us know that Paul Mescal is, erm, super angry. Even though he actually seems like he's having a hell of a time! His character also keeps getting these revelations that are grasping at straws, putting it kindly, and gets a payoff he's not really deserved, as an on-screen character.

The most delicious part about it all is that Ridley found the perfect vessel to channel is old-man-don't-give-a-feck energy in Denzel - everyone else is playing it so straight faced, so serious, so actors have a script and actually do their job, while he's just gangstering his way through it and having a hell of a time. It's quite the sight, and he's fecking awesome.

I don't usually do ratings, but this one is a clear we-need-to-protect-our-elders-at-all-costs-they're-national-treasures/10

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Are you not entertained?

Also, I'm hoping there will be a 4h director's cut version released some time down the line with Denzel's character progressively morphing into Alonzo Harris.

Feck’s sake. Gonna be livid if he’s misused our Paul.
 
I haven’t seen Mescal in anything else so I don’t know if it’s because he was acting against Denzel, because of the writing of his character or the fact I’m comparing him to Crowe - but he really was a bit of a charisma vacuum in Gladiator 2.
 
I haven’t seen Mescal in anything else so I don’t know if it’s because he was acting against Denzel, because of the writing of his character or the fact I’m comparing him to Crowe - but he really was a bit of a charisma vacuum in Gladiator 2.
He was, it was his weakest performance yet I'd say though, so not representative. I'd say it was more of an issue with Scott not really knowing (or, as I suspect, giving a feck) what he wanted from this character, but Mescal is a wonderful actor.

If you want to check him out in other stuff, the TV show Normal People is a great place to start and he delivers wonderful performances in Aftersun and in All of us strangers.
 
I Cento Passi (One Hundred Steps)

The story of an idealistic young leftie, who rebels against his mafia family, to set up a radio station in the heart of Cosa Nostra country in Sicily. It's a true story and is set against the backdrop of political unrest in Italy, the rise of far-left terrorism (the MP, Aldo Moro was kidnapped and murdered at the same time), and the Sicilian mafia's central role in the drug trade.

Long story short, this brave young man names and shames the leader of the local mafia on his daily broadcasts, much to the chagrin of his own father. His father is run over and killed, but it doesn't stop Peppino from calling out the mafia. He meets his own demise by having his head caved in with a rock, before being tied to a railroad track and blown up. Highlighting the corruption that is endemic in Sicily at this time, his death is ruled a suicide.

The 100 steps refers to the distance between Peppino's family home and that of the local mafia Don. It's a good film and is on YouTube with English subtitles. 8/10
 
The Shining

When you find yourself looking at the clock, that's a bad sign. Near the end I even sorta stopped paying attention and was just on my phone. You can rely on Kubrick delivering some great shots here and there but aside from that it was just a silly movie.

I generally despise "psychological horrors" anyway. Just stupid movies with bunch of random moments of people imagining/hallucinating things and you're supposed to be impressed by it.
 
The Shining

When you find yourself looking at the clock, that's a bad sign. Near the end I even sorta stopped paying attention and was just on my phone. You can rely on Kubrick delivering some great shots here and there but aside from that it was just a silly movie.

Its one of the best films i have seen and probably the best horror of all time.
 
Its one of the best films i have seen and probably the best horror of all time.
There's a moment with the woman (Shelly Duvall) running away, the scene is supposed to be all scary and tense and then she looks into a room, and a random guy is getting a blowy from a person in a bear suit? Come on man. :lol:
 
Feck’s sake. Gonna be livid if he’s misused our Paul.

I wouldn’t say misused is quite the right word, hes fine, he just doesn’t have the cinematic animal magnetism of Russell Crowe to sell a pretty by the books stoic hero quite as well. He gets close enough that it’s not embarrassing (he’s not Sam Worthington, or that year they tried to make Jai Courtney happen) but It’s not really the role for a great actor. You’ve gotta be a full blooded movie star.
 
I wouldn’t say misused is quite the right word, hes fine, he just doesn’t have the cinematic animal magnetism of Russell Crowe to sell a pretty by the books stoic hero quite as well. He gets close enough that it’s not embarrassing (he’s not Sam Worthington, or that year they tried to make Jai Courtney happen) but It’s not really the role for a great actor. You’ve gotta be a full blooded movie star.
Could have been worse. It always could have been worse:

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Triple 9 (2016),
Dir: John Hillcoat. With Casey Affleck, Anthony Mackie, Woody Harrelson, Gal Gadget, Clifton Collins Jr. , Aaron Paul, Norman Reedus, Kate Winslet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Kenneth Williams (in drag).

Never heard of this movie when it came out, and it's a ridiculously stacked cast. Basically it's a heist + crooked cops + new guy in danger, movie. Expertly directed. If Sidney Lumet directed a heist film, you'd get this. Or, if Michael Bay was as good as he thinks he is, he'd have made something like this. Some really great shots, quick cuts that actually work and help tell the story not just dislocate the viewer, solid performances all around**.

A lot of people get shot. Some great car chase / speeding cars scenes. I like that they shot it in Atlanta and it is set in Atlanta.

Gal Gadot is smokin'. Like, wow. I didn't even recognize Kate Winslet. Casey Affleck was very good as the lead or co-lead with Mackie.

The trailer sets it up as: some cops rob a bank, and the cop who just transferred in is partnered with one of the bad cops, and has a target on his back. A "999" is when a cop is shot.

**Woody Harrelson was a little over the top in this, dressed like a used car salesman in the 80s, does some funky accent that is Georgian.

8/10
The trailer for this was so good, I saw the movie in the cinema. I thought it was ok, probably like a 6.5/10. I might give it another go.
 
The trailer for this was so good, I saw the movie in the cinema. I thought it was ok, probably like a 6.5/10. I might give it another go.
6.5 might be too low and 8 too high. I think this film could have used some ambiguity, some sense that maybe a “bad” guy wasn’t really bad, or somehow not telegraphed every plot point. I still think a film like To Live And Die In L.A. shits on most/all crooked cop movies.

Also kinda weird that Clifton Collins is hired to portray a Puerto Rican. Like casting John Turturo to play a Jewish guy (Quiz Show). I think the way these cops are so cavalier about murdering a cop - like no hesitation whatsoever rang hollow.
 
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I'm now going to watch Triple 9, Megalopolis and Gladiator 2. If I hate them Rooney in Paris and Wing Attack Plan R are going to feel my displeasure.

Not really
 
He was, it was his weakest performance yet I'd say though, so not representative. I'd say it was more of an issue with Scott not really knowing (or, as I suspect, giving a feck) what he wanted from this character, but Mescal is a wonderful actor.

If you want to check him out in other stuff, the TV show Normal People is a great place to start and he delivers wonderful performances in Aftersun and in All of us strangers.
A big ask to be compared to Russell Crowe in what was possibly the role of a lifetime for him. I love the original. Cheesy in many way but really well made, great storytelling and great performances combined. The hand dragging through the wheat is my all time favorite bit of cinematography.
 
Wicked

Absolutely loved it. I’m a fan of musicals and have seen Wicked live and the film does not disappoint.

Loved the visuals, the music and the acting was superb I was nervous it was going to suck but it’s a

9/10 for me.
 
I'm now going to watch Triple 9, Megalopolis and Gladiator 2. If I hate them Rooney in Paris and Wing Attack Plan R are going to feel my displeasure.

Not really
Triple 9 was really really bad.

It reminded me of True Detective Night Country, the main plot was forgotten after 10 minutes, most scenes made no sense and characters did things just to move the plot forwards.
 
Dark Water
The world's worst mother has to deal with her ex husband wanting to take away her daughter as well as a damp leak in her apartment and visions of a young girl who went missing years prior. I thought I watched this during the 2000s J-Horror boom but I must have missed it or forgotten it completely. This was decent with the family drama and a couple of genuinely scary moments but the silly decisions from the woman just take you out of the story. If your daughter went missing in your apartment and you eventually found her, you don't leave her alone in there and go looking for a ghost on the roof the following day. Decent movie but nowhere near the top J-Horror movies 6/10
 
Strange Darling

Was a little sceptical of this as soon as I realised it had a time jump structure (it's split into chapters but not shown in order) but soon becomes obvious why and fits together really well. A refreshing twist on the serial killer/thriller genre and much more interesting than the likes of Long Legs which everyone was raving about whereas I'd heard nothing about this. Very strong central performance as well. I won't talk about the plot at all as to do so would spoil it. Just go in blind.
 
Strange Darling

Was a little sceptical of this as soon as I realised it had a time jump structure (it's split into chapters but not shown in order) but soon becomes obvious why and fits together really well. A refreshing twist on the serial killer/thriller genre and much more interesting than the likes of Long Legs which everyone was raving about whereas I'd heard nothing about this. Very strong central performance as well. I won't talk about the plot at all as to do so would spoil it. Just go in blind.
To imagine that the studio were trying to force the director to do it sequentially :lol: I'm glad the director stuck to their guns on this.
 
Strange Darling

Was a little sceptical of this as soon as I realised it had a time jump structure (it's split into chapters but not shown in order) but soon becomes obvious why and fits together really well. A refreshing twist on the serial killer/thriller genre and much more interesting than the likes of Long Legs which everyone was raving about whereas I'd heard nothing about this. Very strong central performance as well. I won't talk about the plot at all as to do so would spoil it. Just go in blind.
As soon as I saw it wasn't sequential I basically figured out the "twist" immediately :lol: felt like the film was trying too hard, but I did like it.
 
Borderlands
Seriously, wtf did I just watch :lol: how did they convince Cate Blanchett to start in this? Why is Kevin Hart playing the male action hero? Why do the visual effects look like they're from the 90s? Why do the characters look like they're cosplaying? One of those films that do stupid you can actually have fun laughing at it. At least this should be the end of Eli Roth's blockbuster career 2/10

Smile 2

Have mixed to good feelings towards this. Some really good scenes that are memorable, a few inventive jump scares, decent performances and the theme and concept make this worthwhile. But it was a little too long and a few narrative choices make you feel cheated. The ending, whilst predictable, was pretty good. The next one needs to do something different though 6.5/10

Venom: The Last Dance

fecking stupid. Venom dancing to Abba's Dancing Queen was one of the worst scenes. Tom Hardy phoning it in, the VFX was disgusting and the story was a mess. Clearly just a movie to set up a new franchise. When did Juno Temple start looking 15 years older than she is? Why did I watch this? So much crap. There was a really good underwater action set piece though 3/10
 
Vaiana - could watch the start and ending of it but have to say it was pretty entertaining. Guess the songs are way better in the original dub but even in German halfway catchy. Would watch again.
 
Vaiana - could watch the start and ending of it but have to say it was pretty entertaining. Guess the songs are way better in the original dub but even in German halfway catchy. Would watch again.
Or Moana for the North Americans (and I don't know where else). I really like this film. It lacks a lot of the usual clichees and a couple of the songs are really fun, especially Maui's You're Welcome (also in French and Flemish ;) ).

Disney was on a good run with its own animation division. Zootropolis especially is also quite strong.
 
Or Moana for the North Americans (and I don't know where else). I really like this film. It lacks a lot of the usual clichees and a couple of the songs are really fun, especially Maui's You're Welcome (also in French and Flemish ;) ).

Disney was on a good run with its own animation division. Zootropolis especially is also quite strong.
I'm quite out of the loop regarding Disney stuff but I think I've seen Zootopia with the kids and it was fine and I recall especially The Princess and the Frog (..dunno, maybe mix this up with a Grace Jones classic :lol: / Tiana) being quite cool.
 
I'm quite out of the loop regarding Disney stuff but I think I've seen Zootopia with the kids and it was fine and I recall especially The Princess and the Frog (..dunno, maybe mix this up with a Grace Jones classic :lol: / Tiana) being quite cool.
Is that the one set in Louisiana? I didn't like it as much. I can't stand Encanto either somehow; just not a fit for me I guess. It's really that stretch with Wreck-it Ralph (a bit superficial but fun), Frozen (not my favorite but well done), Big Hero 6 (really good as well), Zootopia, and Moana/Vaiana that I meant.
 
Is that the one set in Louisiana? I didn't like it as much. I can't stand Encanto either somehow; just not a fit for me I guess. It's really that stretch with Wreck-it Ralph (a bit superficial but fun), Frozen (not my favorite but well done), Big Hero 6 (really good as well), Zootopia, and Moana/Vaiana that I meant.
New Orleans, yes. Haven't seen Disney kids flics for decade(s) - maybe Mulan was the last, and only had the omnipresent Anna / Elsa in mind (having two daughters) so maybe the Lousiana setting and Tiana as a character was surprisingly different . Wreck it Ralph and the other stuff I have no idea about and little interest in watching it. Just came across those characters lately as I started to spend some time and obscene amount of money on the new Disney trading card game. But yea, Vaiana / Moana seems well rounded and interesting enough. Even read a nice enough interpretation on reddit yesterday about it (re her getting killed the first time she tried to go across the rift and the way the rest was unfolding after that event).
 
New Orleans, yes. Haven't seen Disney kids flics for decade(s) - maybe Mulan was the last, and only had the omnipresent Anna / Elsa in mind (having two daughters) so maybe the Lousiana setting and Tiana as a character was surprisingly different . Wreck it Ralph and the other stuff I have no idea about and little interest in watching it. Just came across those characters lately as I started to spend some time and obscene amount of money on the new Disney trading card game. But yea, Vaiana / Moana seems well rounded and interesting enough. Even read a nice enough interpretation on reddit yesterday about it (re her getting killed the first time she tried to go across the rift and the way the rest was unfolding after that event).
Well, to be honest, I wouldn't watch them myself either. But we have a Friday pizza/movie night with my kids, so I see a kids movie every week. (Too often something we've seen already, but anyway!)
 
That's awesome. 9 years is a ridiculous amount of time to be battling cancer.
Yeah it’s crazy. Tbh I had no idea is was sick.
He's made of iron. Great stuff, will always love him for playing Dragoooooooo.
If he dies he dies.
It’s not probably not the best one but Rocky 4 is my favourite.

Although for me Dolph Lundgren will always be Jack Devlin from the film Blackjack. A retired U.S. Marshal who works as a body for a fashion model but sadly also he has a chronic fear of the colour white. Really a tale as old as time.
 
Same. I've seen that movie so many times, I love it.

"See? He's not a machine, he's a man!"
I’m one of the few people who cheers when Drago knocks the piss out of that freedom loving Apollo! Killing a man in what is the equivalent of a soccer Aid match is true hater mindset.