So I was initially going to be watching Cronenberg's latest film Crimes of the Future, not to get mixed up with one of his earlier films with the same title, but was instead dragged (kicking and screaming) to watch the latest MARVEL film Product Dr Strange : In the Multiverse of Madness.
I'm just going to cut right to the sharp point, its terrible.
It's so fecking awful.
It has a paper thin plot about some mega witch who wants to live in a universe where she's the mother to two needy and annoying 9 year olds because that would bring content into her life but the only way she can achieve this is by capturing and killing a young super hero called America, who can traverse between universes in a unexplained fashion, by draining this young girl of her power soul...or something.
But luckily for America she stumbles into a universe where Dr Strange becomes her hero sidekick and both team up in goofy, sarky Marvel fashion to hop around Universes to get some magic Macguffin book, Vishanti , that will practically save the day.
What ensues is the customary gobbledygook dialogue followed by the soulless, long and over indulgent CGI battles involving wizards and magicians throwing magical space balls at each other.
Isn't this fun ? !
The weight of the film is largely carried by the personality of Cumberbatch and occasionally Benedict Wong. Olsen looks like someone who just does not give a flying hoot any more about this stuff. A going through the motions performance if ever I saw one.
Visually there were a few niche, eccentric and classic Raimi touches, mainly in the last third, but not enough for me but ,hey, that is always going to be the case with MARVEL. Can't give a cult director too much visual control eh ?
So, that's it really.
I wont give it a rating out of 5 or 10 because I tend to not do that but I think my review pretty much encapsulate my feelings on this film.
Tonight I'm watching Crimes of the Future ! Yippee !