The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults
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That was SamG.
Nick? He takes people's change and doesn't buy other people drinks when he knows full well the bar is closing!
Are these the traits we expect of a mod these days? I'm outraged.
Are these the traits we expect of a mod these days? I'm outraged.
Well deserved.
I'm probably reading into it too much but Sultan saying mod indicates it wasn't an admin who suggested it.
Possibly one of brewlio, Brophs, or rimaldo.
Edit: Irwin you might be right about most anal poster..
Really enjoyed those paragraphs Nick got.
Randall is back!Nick received 10 votes out of 46. Solius received 7.
Same mod will prob change Flagg back to Fagg at this rate....
RACIST OF THE YEAR 2011
Goes to none other than.......
rednev (pictured in Dr Marten's with red laces)
Well you've got to hand it to nev. The guy's consistent year in, year out no matter what you think of him. From the Utd Forum to the Current Events and the right the way back to the General.....it doesn't matter where rednev pops up, but one thing is for sure..he'll be outspoken, he'll be controversial and he'll be xenophobic bordering on the cusp of racism with every electronic utterance from his spastic Welsh hands.
Whether it be the death of Bin Laden, bailing out Ireland, the death of Kim Jong-Il, good old Mrs T, religions, the war on terror, the Falklands or just the price of lollipops in the local corner shop you can guarantee that rednev will be there to give his either wummish or racist agenda stance on things. Pretending to be interested in world politics and current affairs is only a justification to spout his vile filth. A total contrast from fellow valley dweller and all round good guy, Saint SteveJ.
Many years ago rednev graduated in some weird twisted Welsh university with a first class honours degree in Islamophobia and regards himself as one of the leading authorities on all things middle east and how their policies and cultures are all wrong. But it doesn't stop there, no siree. The Irish are thick, the English are thicker. Should he be permanently removed from the CE for continual racist and spastic remarks? No he shouldn't, he's a racist spacker for sure, but he's our racist spacker. He often saunters into the General to mix it up with the ethnic minorities and his hatred of each and every one of you is apparent. If rednev had his way he'd have each and every one of you's shot.
What a dirty Welsh bastard he is.
^ As you can all see, the Holocaust was just a big conspiracy for rednev.
Well done nev, you giant racist feck!
This is fecking ludicrous!
cheers brews and whoever voted for meYour welcome Nick!
This next one is a triple award for biggest Muppet, Fanboy & Spammer
You've all read the transfer forum. None of these awards should come as any surprise. He dominated that place throughout the summer. At times he was responding to several of his own posts simultaneously while also keeping us updated on tweets made out of pure bullshit in any number of languages.
In fact, he won the Muppet category with 50 votes, 45 more than his nearest ‘challenger’. He loves Twitter, Transfers and cracking a sneaky one out by torchlight over his Wesley Sneijder poster after his mum says it's sleep time.
#Ilostthewilltolivereadinghisposts
wr8_utd
You've all read the transfer forum. None of these awards should come as any surprise. He dominated that place throughout the summer. At times he was responding to several of his own posts simultaneously while also keeping us updated on tweets made out of pure bullshit in any number of languages.
In fact, he won the Muppet category with 50 votes, 45 more than his nearest ‘challenger’. He loves Twitter, Transfers and cracking a sneaky one out by torchlight over his Wesley Sneijder poster after his mum says it's sleep time.
#Ilostthewilltolivereadinghisposts
wr8_utd
wr8_utd has an unnatural obsession with Sneijder
Once again, well deserved on all three counts.Surely the most predictable award of the year.
The bookies wouldn't take any bets I made with him in it.
Fixed.
As a punishment Nick will get access to the Newbs.
Rednev will have his username changed to Suarez
How about Suarry?
Sultan you heroSuarez or Negrito.
Not only was it the most predictable award, but it was also the award with the fewest number of posters receiving votes. Only four (the other three being RDCR07 and gambit with 5 each and KingMinger22 with 2). wr8's 50 votes out of 62 make this the most decisive award out of all of this year's awards with a whopping 80.6% of the vote.
10 out of 36 for the spammer award. Kid Cunto was second with 4.
13 out of 53 for the fanboi award. It doesn't seem like a high percentage until you factor in the fact that
HE BEAT OUT CAL?
who finished in 2nd with 10 votes. Boss finished third with 7.
I think its time to unleash me on the newbs too
Or we could just ghost you.
The next one is the Nice guy award
The winner of this award is one of the very finest Welsh novelists on the Caf, if not all UK-based United forums. He’s relatively new to the site but has rightly been recognised as one of the more sensible sorts on here, but also as a genuinely nice guy who seems to have a good rapport with almost everyone. He also seems to enjoy starting birthday threads. Possibly the only bloke in Wales who hasn’t shoved one into Charlotte Church, though he remains adamant that was a mutual decision.
SteveJ.
The winner of this award is one of the very finest Welsh novelists on the Caf, if not all UK-based United forums. He’s relatively new to the site but has rightly been recognised as one of the more sensible sorts on here, but also as a genuinely nice guy who seems to have a good rapport with almost everyone. He also seems to enjoy starting birthday threads. Possibly the only bloke in Wales who hasn’t shoved one into Charlotte Church, though he remains adamant that was a mutual decision.
SteveJ.
He beat out isparky for fanboi? Demand a recount.
Well deserved once again. Top bloke, Stevie.
Nice to see Steve getting deserved recognition.