The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults
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I am just trying to make you realize how far you've fallen. Not that you were any good earlier.
Most Underrated Poster Of The Year 2011
The most underrated award is an odd one, because it basically means a lot of people don’t think you’re that great. A vote in this basically means “I know what people are saying about you, but I think you’re alright”. But that would be pretty harsh on this year’s winner who, while not promoted that long, has become part of the fabric of this place in much the same way as a leather elbow patch does on the elbow of a teacher’s tweed jacket. I don’t know much about this poster, if I’m honest, though I think he might be Scottish and therefore a wife-beating drunk or heroin addict, but thankfully he keeps that stuff at home, away from the Caf, which is where it belongs.
robocunt
The most underrated award is an odd one, because it basically means a lot of people don’t think you’re that great. A vote in this basically means “I know what people are saying about you, but I think you’re alright”. But that would be pretty harsh on this year’s winner who, while not promoted that long, has become part of the fabric of this place in much the same way as a leather elbow patch does on the elbow of a teacher’s tweed jacket. I don’t know much about this poster, if I’m honest, though I think he might be Scottish and therefore a wife-beating drunk or heroin addict, but thankfully he keeps that stuff at home, away from the Caf, which is where it belongs.
robocunt
Yeah, I gave moses one of those votes.
I thought it'd be nice for him to get out of the house.
I thought it'd be nice for him to get out of the house.
Give it 5 Steve. You were a shoo-in for quality stuff - they had to vote for me rather than give it to some Chelsea or Liverpool cnut. It looks as if the podcast lap-dog syndrome has worn off as I sink some teeth into some testicles.Very well done, mate.
Funniest post wasn't close either. A majority decision with 24/45 for the Kopites verse. Attack the Space was closest with 3.
moses won the Meet for Drink award with 7 votes out of 60. Finishing second with 2 votes each were Kinky, Top, SteveJ, iSparky, Erica, vivs, Hectic, Sultan, Lance, cold-zebra, and Solius.
moses couldn't be here to accept this award because he took this award too seriously and is actually at the pub waiting for people to join him.
moses won the Meet for Drink award with 7 votes out of 60. Finishing second with 2 votes each were Kinky, Top, SteveJ, iSparky, Erica, vivs, Hectic, Sultan, Lance, cold-zebra, and Solius.
moses couldn't be here to accept this award because he took this award too seriously and is actually at the pub waiting for people to join him.
Hang on, who are you?
Good on rcoobc.
Lifetime Achievement Award by Geebs
He may like to talk about his size 32 waistline and tight-fitting t-shirts but we'll not hold that against him. One man who has down the years been involved in many of the major shenanigans at Redcafe, whether it was leading a revolt on a breakaway forum with Weaste, or coming back to the Caf when he realized they were all a bit mental. But for me, his greatest Redcafe moment was his made-up rumor that the then AC Milan star, Kaka, was itching to join United.
https://www.redcafe.net/f15/milan-star-dreams-united-206474/
Picked up and run by many media sources, the thread just highlighted how lazy football journos had actually become.
Spoony, for that reason, I and Redcafe, salute you!
You are the 2012 winner of the "Redcafe Lifetime Achievement award"
Congratulations
He may like to talk about his size 32 waistline and tight-fitting t-shirts but we'll not hold that against him. One man who has down the years been involved in many of the major shenanigans at Redcafe, whether it was leading a revolt on a breakaway forum with Weaste, or coming back to the Caf when he realized they were all a bit mental. But for me, his greatest Redcafe moment was his made-up rumor that the then AC Milan star, Kaka, was itching to join United.
https://www.redcafe.net/f15/milan-star-dreams-united-206474/
Picked up and run by many media sources, the thread just highlighted how lazy football journos had actually become.
Spoony, for that reason, I and Redcafe, salute you!
You are the 2012 winner of the "Redcafe Lifetime Achievement award"
Congratulations
Congratulations, moses.
Well done, robo.
Well done, robo.
And finally, well done Spoony.
That all of it?
That all of it?
All hail Spoony!
rcoobc won Most-Underrated with 9 votes out of 68. decorativeed and De Selby finished second with 4.
Well done Spoony! Great award show Brophs and brewlio. Congrats to everyone who was won something.
Still best poster to go I think.
Me? The guy who didn't win an award tied with Boss. You? You did.
Demand a recount.
Lifetime Achievement Award by Geebs
He may like to talk about his size 32 waistline and tight-fitting t-shirts but we'll not hold that against him. One man who has down the years been involved in many of the major shenanigans at Redcafe, whether it was leading a revolt on a breakaway forum with Weaste, or coming back to the Caf when he realized they were all a bit mental. But for me, his greatest Redcafe moment was his made-up rumor that the then AC Milan star, Kaka, was itching to join United.
https://www.redcafe.net/f15/milan-star-dreams-united-206474/
Picked up and run by many media sources, the thread just highlighted how lazy football journos had actually become.
Spoony, for that reason, I and Redcafe, salute you!
You are the 2012 winner of the "Redcafe Lifetime Achievement award"
Congratulations
Well done spoons.
Son of a fecking bitch
My Acceptance Speech
Good evening, ladies and gen-... *peers at audience* ...good evening gentlemen.
It’s a pleasure to be present at the ceremony this year, instead of out on the town having fun, which is what I usually do, or lurking offline pretending to be too cool to care but actually sitting there in the dark pressing refresh every ten seconds to check I won - which I have never done.
It’s a genuine honour to get this award, and believe me I appreciate it. You guys are far more to me than just a series of small green jiggling smiley faces... apart from RNick, who I’ve seen a photo of and he actually looks kind of like that, only crossed with Pat Rice.
I’ve taken the liberty of preparing a sonnet, to celebrate this magical night as it has unfurled before us thus far:
The Welsh did well – SteveJ picked up two gongs
For being wise, and likeable, and pally;
While Rednev, too, impressed the gathered Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime,
Who crowned him Fuhrer of the Rhonda Valley.
Old Blunder won the accolade of WUM
For causing newbies months of fear and strife;
Most like her Caf persona – that was MUM
(She’s slightly pointless too in real life).
Had Scholesy missed the Best Banee award,
Or Weaste Most Creepy, t’would have been a scandal:
Loud protests would have raged across the board
And sour complaints - especially from Randall,
.He also took the prize for his ‘agendas’
.(I think that means a spat, between two benders).
Good evening, ladies and gen-... *peers at audience* ...good evening gentlemen.
It’s a pleasure to be present at the ceremony this year, instead of out on the town having fun, which is what I usually do, or lurking offline pretending to be too cool to care but actually sitting there in the dark pressing refresh every ten seconds to check I won - which I have never done.
It’s a genuine honour to get this award, and believe me I appreciate it. You guys are far more to me than just a series of small green jiggling smiley faces... apart from RNick, who I’ve seen a photo of and he actually looks kind of like that, only crossed with Pat Rice.
I’ve taken the liberty of preparing a sonnet, to celebrate this magical night as it has unfurled before us thus far:
The Welsh did well – SteveJ picked up two gongs
For being wise, and likeable, and pally;
While Rednev, too, impressed the gathered Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime,
Who crowned him Fuhrer of the Rhonda Valley.
Old Blunder won the accolade of WUM
For causing newbies months of fear and strife;
Most like her Caf persona – that was MUM
(She’s slightly pointless too in real life).
Had Scholesy missed the Best Banee award,
Or Weaste Most Creepy, t’would have been a scandal:
Loud protests would have raged across the board
And sour complaints - especially from Randall,
.He also took the prize for his ‘agendas’
.(I think that means a spat, between two benders).
Posturd of the Year?
Ah of course, best poster.
I think you're rated exactly as you should be, De Selby.
Fully deserved award, Spoony.
Hectic for next year's award, I hope.
Bloody great posters both.
Hectic for next year's award, I hope.
Bloody great posters both.
If you're being serious, thanks. If not, go feck yourself. But I only got promoted a few weeks ago, voting might've actually been closed by my promotion.
Precisely. I will be over here in the Winner's enclosure enjoying a victory drink. You can piss off back under your rock. Whoever you are.
24 votes for Spoony out of 66. Hectic in second with 16.
so who got best poster?
With Boss! Have fun attacking some alien head's space.
It's true. He pmed me the voting form this morning asking if it was alright. Sounds like it's going to be a good one. No idea if he's co-hosting it with someone or not, but serial co-hoster nm is playing in it so indications are he's running it alone.
Yep. Not.
Thanks for the votes, folks. Although in reality it means that I'm ready for the Traveller's yard.
Well done spoony you big gay
It's coming...
And the observant will notice there is another award missing as well.
Good God almighty. TheBest running anything is just, well. But a WW game?
Stay tuned, folks. We're not done yet.