Feck..a bit late today. I'll do it now.
The Reality Draft: Round 1 - harms vs Joga Bonito
- Thread starter Edgar Allan Pillow
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I stopped that discussion long ago, now go and do the penalty shoot-out, I'm sure you're pretty great at doing the live commentary :PNot sure if you are just having a joke here? But you made up the fact that anybody said he'd track Cafu yourself. Nobody else ever said it.
I've said that Blokhin will do a defensive job on Cafu, like Figo will do a defensive job on the other side, or how Bale does a defensive job on his side for Madrid, or how Stoichkov did a defensive job even if he attacked freely. Or how Muller can do a defensive job in the defense on a wing, while not operating as a winger in the offense anyhow.
I've said it once already, stop stating that anybody but yourself said that Blokhin will track/man mark Cafu. You're in an argument against with a fictional character. Ronaldo has a defensive job on the wing as well when he plays, and a lot of people refer to him as a striker because he cuts inside so much to score. Of course Ronaldo isn't half the man Blokhin is defensively.
Ronald Koeman currently holds the record for 25 consecutive successful penalty conversions in La Liga. He is stepping up the the spot to kisck start this off for Joga. Can he make continue it into the new league?
On the other hand it's the battle of the Z-men. Zubi vs Zenga.
Zubi dives....and it's saved.
Koeman is stunned!
Koeman is stunned!
Zubi dives....and it's saved.
Koeman is stunned!
Wait till Koeman gets Zubi's shirt, then we will know who is boss
Kaltz steps up all eager to give harms the lead.
Ooh a penalty shootout, looks like I've arrived just in time.
With a staggered run up, Kaltz goes left.
and the TV replay is interrupted for a commercial break.
Ljungberg's underwear! Wear it with pride!
Ljungberg's underwear! Wear it with pride!
Oh, feck off 
GET IN THERE!
Sweden finally mentioned in one of these drafts. And how he posed, that just had the pride Swedes covered in glory for a second.I actually wanted to! But now Edgar is in to it already
Check PM. Please take over. I have to rush!
Go go go @Annahnomoss the suspense is killin me.
Kaltz goes left and
Zubizarreta dives the right way and fingertips it in to the post and out
0-0 and Ljungberg is the only one showing balls so far today.
Everybody have their eyes on De Rossi who steps up for his penalty. Except Harms who still has the seductive image of Ljungberg in his mind.
Hahaha, what a great pic
EDIT: oh feck I meant the Herrera pic. damn you Annah!
EDIT: oh feck I meant the Herrera pic. damn you Annah!
Why the hell would my keeper save Kaltz's penalty. I will need to have a talk with him
De Rossi steps up. Zubi points to the right side where De Rossi missed against United. De Rossi is clearly nervous
Rossi shoots right and Zubi can't get on the end of it - but it goes wide
Still 0-0
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Still 0-0
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Outrageous but the referee said he has never seen it before and there's no rules against it, just ethicly disgusting.
EDIT:NVM...
Technically I think it would have been 'saved', Annah is just making it a bit more interesting.
It is Bergkamps turn to step up. Will the 8 day bus ride have taken his toll? He looks as composed as ever.
Bergkamp jogs forward at a slow pace. He fakes it to the right and Zenga takes the bait like a hound and Bergkamp places it hard down the middle and scores.
1-0 team Harms.
1-0 team Harms.
yep
Yup read it wrongly, thought he had dived the other way and De Rossi missed it. Sorry, my mistake...
Figo is cheering his team on as it is his turn to try and outsmart Zubi. He is met with a dead stare and "I had intercourse with your mother" gesture for joining bitter rivals Real Madrid.
Figo jogs up to the ball, a panenka penalty and Zubi reads it and plucks it down from the air with one hand while pointing at Figo with the other.
EDIT: Was trying to find a picture of Figo where he was sad or crying, but that turned out to be impossible so I'll have to use this one and you guys can use your imagination instead.
1-0 To harms still who has a penalty more left.
Figo is looking shocked and on the verge of crying.
EDIT: Was trying to find a picture of Figo where he was sad or crying, but that turned out to be impossible so I'll have to use this one and you guys can use your imagination instead.
1-0 To harms still who has a penalty more left.
Figo is looking shocked and on the verge of crying.
It is Blokhins turn and team Joga are looking increasingly anxious, a save here or the pressure could be too much to turn it around.
Zubi saved all (!) four penalties so far, sadly, one was for the other team. The beast
Blohkin steps up, he is looking is colder than a UEFA game in Russia in December. Some quick steps, he hits it to the right - Zenga dives left it is 2-0 for Harms.
Ah well looks like it is over.
It is Weah's turn, they desperately need a goal. Weah places it left
It is too weak, Zubi dives the right way and blocks it with his body.
2-0 still
2-0 still
Harms wins the penalty shoot out with 2-0(Joga only has one penalty left). Harms got all his 5 of his saves correct actually, never seen that before.