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Holy shit, I searched the wrong person. He's still in Manchester funnily enough, but yeah he signed up in July and has barely posted since. The system also can't find a lot of his older posts which is odd. He is no Glaston though, I think we can play it safe by banning him and then re-instating him if he's not talking total bollocks, which was his idea anyway.
 
Promote him now for goodness sake. I want to directly quote him at 5pm when he's exposed as Ciderman's twin brother.
 
He 'posted' 21 times in the last few minutes. I call admin WUM. Disappointing.
 
Tbh the cider WUM was already a bit tiring but after this slow summer from us so far I doubt many will find this one funny
 
No it's not 21 times BD, I'm undeleting his old posts to see what they were and why they were deleted. You can't see them because they are still deleted to non-modmins.
 
Holy shit, I searched the wrong person. He's still in Manchester funnily enough, but yeah he signed up in July and has barely posted since. The system also can't find a lot of his older posts which is odd. He is no Glaston though, I think we can play it safe by banning him and then re-instating him if he's not talking total bollocks, which was his idea anyway.


:lol: ban first and talk later!
 
Today eh? Could be a press conference, probably not an unveiling.

As for the players: Ozil, Khedira, Modric (and Ronaldo!) and lots of others are away with their national teams.

Who's left? Hmmm, well Messi flew back to Barcelona early though :lol:
Actually Fabregas didn't travel with Spain either ;)
 
Yeah, best to ban to be honest and we can just talk about it later if anything happens. No point derailing this further based on some itk newbie who doesn't really have much to say.

Are there any press conferences set for later though?
 
Well I'm 100% emotionally invested in this now so..
 
Quickly, who is mattwing79 and has he ever had any information that has been legit before? As in properly proven?
 
Quickly, who is mattwing79 and has he ever had any information that has been legit before? As in properly proven?

He's a she apparently.
 
Well, I've banned him anyway, Red can keep you updated or we can all just check later. Let's just wait and not talk about it.
 
It may or may not be Hectic, but it's definitley a WUM. I mean come on people... what do you think could actually happen at 3-4pm?!?

I realise the majority of right-minded people that will rightly think this is total nonsense - but there's alawys one or two, and they're the ones I worry about!
 
feck - I've been roped into this. I'm quite literally buzzing now :lol: I can't wipe a smile off my face. I actually think something will happen - feck SAKE :lol:
 
It may or may not be Hectic, but it's definitley a WUM. I mean come on people... what do you think could actually happen at 3-4pm?!?

I realise the majority of right-minded people that will rightly think this is total nonsense - but there's alawys one or two, and they're the ones I worry about!

an early dinner.
 
40 for Ozil, and 30 for Modric. Happy summer. And the next is guaranteed joy keeping that Ronaldo don't renew.
 
@HowardNurse I'll have any information about the 5pm rumour at United, tomorrow or the day after or the day after the day after.
 
Just checked google maps and there's absolutely no media presence around Old Trafford.
 
feel free to laugh at me if im having a *whoosh* moment, but nobody is actually genuinely excited by a wum from a newly signed up member on redcafe? if so, welcome to rock bottom.
 
I think they are mate. The forum's not like it used to be is it?
 
You signed up a year ago...

that this thread is still open and generating so much talk is a further discredit during this forums summer of shame. the lack of quality and meaningful discussion on the football side of things has reached absolutely staggering levels but to have about 30 pages discussing how a man is a performing in a role that most of you haven't the slightest idea it entails is incredible.

I feel the standard of posting here is lower than any time during my five years membership. and if there is no moderation of millions of Osman jokes or rants about how disgraceful it would be should we go for fellaini then im allowed to put my opinion in also. I see what you mean, but as I said, ive been a member 5 years now and don't think the forum has sank to such a level before. its either sex jokes or internet trending jokes that predominate many threads let alone all I mentioned in OP.