The Poll: What Rafa should have grown

What beard should Rafa have grown?

  • The Che

    Votes: 6 7.0%
  • The Hitler

    Votes: 34 39.5%
  • The Kitchener

    Votes: 4 4.7%
  • The Marley

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • The Mario

    Votes: 15 17.4%
  • The Scouse

    Votes: 11 12.8%
  • The Socrates

    Votes: 4 4.7%
  • The Sparrow

    Votes: 3 3.5%
  • Other (name in thread)

    Votes: 8 9.3%

  • Total voters
    86
Number 58. The Jackson

Do you know what they call Liverpool in Paris? That shit chicken burger off the pound saver menu...

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Number 59. The Einstein

Not clever mate. Not clever at all

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Number 60. The Pavarotti

Dilegua, o notte; Tramontate, stelle; Tramontate, stelle; All'alba vincero; vincero, vincero! (No you won't mate). Probably won't make sense to those of you who don't speak Italian that!

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I can't believe so many of you have voted in that sham of a poll, you only fecking encourage them :nono:

Number 61. The Leprechaun

Rafa you bowsie, I am in me wick wit' yer flitter scalps. Must be ossified...

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Number 62. The Vinci

Rafa with a similar pose to the Mona Lisa, just showing a bit more teeth. Miserable sod, then again I'd be topping myself if I ever became manager of the Scouse

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Number 63. The Zorro

Rafa dressed as his Spanish hero. No not Alonso...

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Number 64. The Bin Laden

Found him at last. Ironically, Liverpool have no weapons of mass destruction on the pitch either for their opponents to worry about

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Number 65. The Mexican

Hey Gringo, stop impersonating us Mexicans!

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Number 66. The Poseidon

Summat a bit fishy about this one...

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:lol:

Excellent stuff Brad.

David Bellamy (Craig's dad)????

Or what can you do with this lot...

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Cheers KF, I'm away for the weekend and then my Uni needs urgent attention, so think I'll announce my retirement after I reach 70 Benitez facials, I'll post the final four in the morning. I try to look for famous people with notable beards / tashes, so if anyone has any final suggestions, get em in tonight...
 
Cheers KF, I'm away for the weekend and then my Uni needs urgent attention, so think I'll announce my retirement after I reach 70 Benitez facials, I'll post the final four in the morning. I try to look for famous people with notable beards / tashes, so if anyone has any final suggestions, get em in tonight...

I still reckon the Nietzsche is worth a go.
 
Number 67. The Gnome

Good practice should a better club come in for Rafa and him need to be put on gardening leave

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Number 68. The Lennon

Imagine all the people... laughing at Rafa for looking like this, crazy hippy

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Number 69. The Nietzsche

Nietzsche's first work was entitled 'The Birth of Tragedy'. It presumably included an image of his tash

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Number 70. The Ape

Just like Planet of the Apes, this thread has a shit ending... or maybe not. Has Rafa just proved true the concept of evolution with this effort?

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Done, finito, caput

It's been hairy, but I think we made it :)

Hope you enjoyed
 
Ok, I'll relist the main contenders...

The Che

It's a Rafalution!

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The Hitler

Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...

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The Kitchener

Rafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi

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The Mario

Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...

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The Marley

Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!

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The Scouse

When in Rome...

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The Socrates

"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest

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The Sparrow

Savvy? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Rafa... we're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves; Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho... we're thieving Scousers!

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Genius thread :lol:

You haven't done a Don Vito one either i.e. Godfather