brilliant stuff bradThe Poll: What Rafa should have grown
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brilliant stuff brad Can't believe I missed this!To the classics!Should be in classics soon
what about The Raffaaaaaaaa (Spartaaaaaaaaa)
Number 36. The Gallagher
Hold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously!
Number 37. The Des
Grey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be smooth. But fecking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and most of the men with this effort
Number 38. The Tutankhamun
To be pharaoh, he looks the business!
Hold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously!
Number 37. The Des
Grey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be smooth. But fecking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and most of the men with this effort
Number 38. The Tutankhamun
To be pharaoh, he looks the business!
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The Borat
The Beckham
The Rio
Number 39. The Socrates
"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest
Number 40. The Connelly
Otherwise known as that bloke Parkinson interviews every other week. Rafa will have no problems pulling Judi Dench anyway
Number 41. The Gattuso
Ug! Me Rafa Gattuso, me eat you. Yum yum. Buuuurp
Number 42. The Blackbeard
Lieutenant Maynard hung Blackbeards severed head from his ships bows after his capture. In much the same way that Jorge Valdano claims the 'shit' hangs from the 'stick' at Anfield
Keep the suggestions facial hair related ta...
"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest
Number 40. The Connelly
Otherwise known as that bloke Parkinson interviews every other week. Rafa will have no problems pulling Judi Dench anyway
Number 41. The Gattuso
Ug! Me Rafa Gattuso, me eat you. Yum yum. Buuuurp
Number 42. The Blackbeard
Lieutenant Maynard hung Blackbeards severed head from his ships bows after his capture. In much the same way that Jorge Valdano claims the 'shit' hangs from the 'stick' at Anfield
Keep the suggestions facial hair related ta...
Chuck Lidell
The Ruby Rod or the Zorg (Chris Tucker and Gary Oldman from Fifth Element)
chuck norris
My god I haven't laughed this much for a long time, brilliant mate, brilliant.
Bookmarking this for my mate, classic.
The Queen
Number 43. The Marley
Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!
Number 44. The Arafat
So that's who stole my dishcloth
Number 45. The Norris
Chuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia
Number 46. The Agassi
0-6 0-6 0-6
The final four to come, any last cracking beard suggestions?
Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!
Number 44. The Arafat
So that's who stole my dishcloth
Number 45. The Norris
Chuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia
Number 46. The Agassi
0-6 0-6 0-6
The final four to come, any last cracking beard suggestions?
Number 43. The Marley
Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!
Number 44. The Arafat
So that's who stole my dishcloth
Number 45. The Norris
Chuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia
Number 46. The Agassi
0-6 0-6 0-6
The finally four to come, any last cracking beard suggestions?
Great work Brad
Keep the requests coming, I'll get on to them, Chewbacca noted...
Number 15. The Zeus
The king of the Gods, in charge of the Sky and Thunder. Unfortunately, not even he had the power to make Djimi Traore look anything more than a park player...
Number 16. The Che
It's a Rafalution!
:muppet:The Handlebar Mo!!!!!
The Boogie Nights mop?
Ned Flanders
Number 36. The Gallagher
Hold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously!
Number 37. The Des
Grey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be smooth. But fecking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and most of the men with this effort
Number 38. The Tutankhamun
To be pharaoh, he looks the business!
Liam's the best so far.
keep them coming Brad,super stuff
Nietzsche - Rafa's been gazing into the abyss for too long.
Love the Che btw.
Love the Che btw.
Number 47. The Kitchener
Rafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi
Number 48. The Locksley
Thieving Scouser
Number 49. The Merryfield
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work? Ra-ra-ra-Rafa...
Number 50. The Lalas
Who needs David Beckham when you've got... ah shit
Was going to stop at 50, if there's demand and enough good suggestions will carry on. Will get the mods to set up a poll hopefully to discover which is the most popular facial fluff we can advise Benitez to take up! Thanks for the kind words folks
Rafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi
Number 48. The Locksley
Thieving Scouser
Number 49. The Merryfield
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work? Ra-ra-ra-Rafa...
Number 50. The Lalas
Who needs David Beckham when you've got... ah shit
Was going to stop at 50, if there's demand and enough good suggestions will carry on. Will get the mods to set up a poll hopefully to discover which is the most popular facial fluff we can advise Benitez to take up! Thanks for the kind words folks
How the hell did i miss this thread?!
That Lord Kitchener one is brilliant.
That Lord Kitchener one is brilliant.
The McEnroe?
Number 51. The Borg
Rafa has assimilated himself nicely into this bit of facial. The Sweat band particularly useful, these Spanish produce a lot of perspiration you know...
Number 52. The Sparta
I am Raaaaafffaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Number 53. The Lassie
He's made a dogs dinner of this one
Number 54. The D'Artagnan
Swashbuckling adventures and Liverpool FC don't really go hand in hand
Rafa has assimilated himself nicely into this bit of facial. The Sweat band particularly useful, these Spanish produce a lot of perspiration you know...
Number 52. The Sparta
I am Raaaaafffaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Number 53. The Lassie
He's made a dogs dinner of this one
Number 54. The D'Artagnan
Swashbuckling adventures and Liverpool FC don't really go hand in hand
Am working on the mods setting up a poll but they've been particularly ignorant of me today (and yesterday)!
By the Beard of the Prophet! Is this a classic threat or what!?
i just see it, great thread
Number 22. The Gandalf
Not the most youthful looking of facials, Rafa would have to conjour up a bit of magic to pull the ladies. Or to score a goal at the Riverside
feckin' hell brad
Quality thread.
Quality thread.
here you go Brad
Genius Brad, one for the classics.
here you go Brad
Bloody hell mate nice work!
Will get to work on the next batch soon... mods still haven't got back to me about a poll
Number 55. The Rollie
Former Oaklands relief pitcher, Benitez has produced a screwball here...
Number 56. The Manchu
A villain, but Chinese rather than the Aston variety
Number 57. The Zappa
What's the ugliest part of your body? Rafa's facial hair of course!
Former Oaklands relief pitcher, Benitez has produced a screwball here...
Number 56. The Manchu
A villain, but Chinese rather than the Aston variety
Number 57. The Zappa
What's the ugliest part of your body? Rafa's facial hair of course!