The Village People?
The Poll: What Rafa should have grown
- Thread starter B Cantona
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Haha nice DJ, you were thinking on the same lines as me...
Number 12. The Villager
For reasons I won't expand on, perhaps this little ensemble would look better on a certain Mr Wenger?
Number 13. The Merv
Owzat? Bit ropey to be honest mate. Fair play to anyone who can grow a rug under their nose though, you wouldn't mess with them that's for sure
Number 14. The Bestie
Tell you what, if Benitez doesn't fancy this look, I do. Looks shit hot! Miss Worlds beware. He wishes he had a George Best in his current squad...
Number 12. The Villager
For reasons I won't expand on, perhaps this little ensemble would look better on a certain Mr Wenger?
Number 13. The Merv
Owzat? Bit ropey to be honest mate. Fair play to anyone who can grow a rug under their nose though, you wouldn't mess with them that's for sure
Number 14. The Bestie
Tell you what, if Benitez doesn't fancy this look, I do. Looks shit hot! Miss Worlds beware. He wishes he had a George Best in his current squad...
Number 3. The Hitler
Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...
got another request for you, a chewbacca
Keep the requests coming, I'll get on to them, Chewbacca noted...
Number 15. The Zeus
The king of the Gods, in charge of the Sky and Thunder. Unfortunately, not even he had the power to make Djimi Traore look anything more than a park player...
Number 16. The Che
It's a Rafalution!
Number 15. The Zeus
The king of the Gods, in charge of the Sky and Thunder. Unfortunately, not even he had the power to make Djimi Traore look anything more than a park player...
Number 16. The Che
It's a Rafalution!
Mr T?
what about The Jack Sparrow or a pirate with an eye patch
Number 17. The Chewbacca
Rhhhnngggnn Arrrggghhnnn Grrrhn Gahr Aaaaaarr Ggggaaaaaarrr
Number 18. The T
I certainly pity this fool, Rafa can't carry the Mr T off at all! Nice chains though
Number 19. The Sparrow
Savvy? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Rafa... we're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves; Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho... we're thieving Scousers!
Rhhhnngggnn Arrrggghhnnn Grrrhn Gahr Aaaaaarr Ggggaaaaaarrr
Number 18. The T
I certainly pity this fool, Rafa can't carry the Mr T off at all! Nice chains though
Number 19. The Sparrow
Savvy? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Rafa... we're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves; Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho... we're thieving Scousers!
Fecking classic thread.
great stuff Brad
Gandalf
ZZ Top
Jeremy Beadle
Desperate Dan
Saddam Hussein
Gandalf
ZZ Top
Jeremy Beadle
Desperate Dan
Saddam Hussein
Roy of the Rovers...
Absolutely brilliant!
how about as a PL winning manager?
cant do miracles? nevermind
cant do miracles? nevermind
Number 20. The Jesus
Insert your own joke about Liverpool requiring divine intervention to ever win the Premierleague here...
Number 21. The Desperate
Looking Dandy! More of a Beano man myself. Clearly Rafa disagrees though, and gives it the full macho's with this stubbly effort
Number 22. The Gandalf
Not the most youthful looking of facials, Rafa would have to conjour up a bit of magic to pull the ladies. Or to score a goal at the Riverside
Insert your own joke about Liverpool requiring divine intervention to ever win the Premierleague here...
Number 21. The Desperate
Looking Dandy! More of a Beano man myself. Clearly Rafa disagrees though, and gives it the full macho's with this stubbly effort
Number 22. The Gandalf
Not the most youthful looking of facials, Rafa would have to conjour up a bit of magic to pull the ladies. Or to score a goal at the Riverside
How about the Monopoly guy? Or the John Mccririck/Malcolm Glazer?
Ali G ?
Number 23. The Beadle
He hasn't been framed, he's done this to himself. Clearly he's game for a laugh. With this beard it's certainly a case of watch out - Rafa's about!
Number 24. The Monopoly
For this, Rafa should go to jail. Directly in fact. He should not pass go, and he certainly should not collect his usual earnings...
Number 25. The ZZ
This lot reached their peak in the 70's and 80's, are still touring and producing material today but nobody really finds it entertaining anymore, and certainly lacks the quality of old. Not threatening todays performers at the top of their games anytime soon...
He hasn't been framed, he's done this to himself. Clearly he's game for a laugh. With this beard it's certainly a case of watch out - Rafa's about!
Number 24. The Monopoly
For this, Rafa should go to jail. Directly in fact. He should not pass go, and he certainly should not collect his usual earnings...
Number 25. The ZZ
This lot reached their peak in the 70's and 80's, are still touring and producing material today but nobody really finds it entertaining anymore, and certainly lacks the quality of old. Not threatening todays performers at the top of their games anytime soon...
He He,those are superb Brad,Hitler looks like alan partridge
you have to do a scouse one with the perm and tache
you have to do a scouse one with the perm and tache
How did i miss this thread
good one brad
good one brad
Number 26. The McCririck
I wouldn't be putting my money on Rafa growing this lot any time soon...
Number 27. The Scouse
When in Rome...
Number 28. The Ali
Boyakasha! *** the look innit. I say 'Rafa, is you on crack or somethin'?
Number 29. The Santa
Rafa won't be lonely this Christmas if he dons this epic bit of facial. On the first day of Christmas Benitez gave to me... three points at the Theatre of Dreams!
I wouldn't be putting my money on Rafa growing this lot any time soon...
Number 27. The Scouse
When in Rome...
Number 28. The Ali
Boyakasha! *** the look innit. I say 'Rafa, is you on crack or somethin'?
Number 29. The Santa
Rafa won't be lonely this Christmas if he dons this epic bit of facial. On the first day of Christmas Benitez gave to me... three points at the Theatre of Dreams!
This thread is making me laugh every time I check for the updates.
Classic.
The Gandalf
Classic.
The Gandalf
Got to go with The Hogan :muppet:
I wish I hadn't done that now.. I won't be able to sleep tonight...
keep up the great work Bradsuperb Brad,just clocked the scouse and manson
Number 30. The Ned
Bloody Australians. You know that's precisely what Rafa has muttered about the perenially injured Harry Kewell over the last couple of seasons... funny then if he'd opt for this set of hairyness. Though Kelly could hardly be accused of liking his fellow man
Number 31. The Saddam
A theme for good facials eminating from tyrants and foes. Rafa here goes for a classic Saddam. You have to baath...
Number 32. The Wolverine
The brooding anti-hero, those silver claws might just come in useful for a Liverpool half time team talk. Personally I'd use them to poke Jamie 'world class my arse' Carragher in the eye
Keep those suggestions coming folks...
Bloody Australians. You know that's precisely what Rafa has muttered about the perenially injured Harry Kewell over the last couple of seasons... funny then if he'd opt for this set of hairyness. Though Kelly could hardly be accused of liking his fellow man
Number 31. The Saddam
A theme for good facials eminating from tyrants and foes. Rafa here goes for a classic Saddam. You have to baath...
Number 32. The Wolverine
The brooding anti-hero, those silver claws might just come in useful for a Liverpool half time team talk. Personally I'd use them to poke Jamie 'world class my arse' Carragher in the eye
Keep those suggestions coming folks...
The Shavo Odadjian (SOAD)Brad Cantona said:
Homer Simpson
Oliver Reed
Willy from the Simpsons
Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Ice Cube
Snoop Dogg
Oliver Reed
Willy from the Simpsons
Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Ice Cube
Snoop Dogg
Number 33. The Cube
Looking Ice cool, Rafa is every bit the hipperty hopperty man here.
Number 34. The Shipman
Probably not the done thing to copy the facial hair of a serial killer... but try stopping Rafa
Number 35. The Homer
D'oh!
Looking Ice cool, Rafa is every bit the hipperty hopperty man here.
Number 34. The Shipman
Probably not the done thing to copy the facial hair of a serial killer... but try stopping Rafa
Number 35. The Homer
D'oh!
@ this thread!First Class Brad
Can't believe I missed this.
I truely great thread Brad, fecking hilarious.
qualityyThis is officially my favoruite thread. After we have run out of ideas for rafa, im sure we could conjure up a few for Arsne Wing'er and Moaninho
Maybe you can try do these :
- Dr Hannibal Lectar
- The Terminator
- Ronald Mc Donald
- Hell Boy
- Dr Hannibal Lectar
- The Terminator
- Ronald Mc Donald
- Hell Boy
Quality stuff!