The Poll: What Rafa should have grown

[B Cantona]

The 'What Benitez Should Have Grown' Thread

Otherwise known as the 'Brad has far too much time on his hands' thread

Or 'The Copa America really is shite tonight' thread

As we know, Benitez has sullied his face with a woeful, Balague style bit of facial...

However, I feel he could do a lot better for himself. I offer up the following as better alternatives:

Number 1. The Selleck

Sure to get the girls, not so certain to prove a long lasting career choice in the naughties. Good with babies and little ladies though, which should suit him well with the likes of Bellamy to manage...

Number 2. The Hogan

You wouldn't mess with this fecker, brother! Watcha gonna do, when the 24 inch pythons and Rafamania destroy you!

Number 3. The Hitler

Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...

Number 4. The Marx

How very thoughtful. How very philosophical. How very 'fecking hell mate, impressive beard'. If he grows this facial, he'd certainly be remembered, even if he does feck up the rest of his Scouse reign...

More to come, if anyone has any suggestions please feel free to express them

 

[ALX8725]

I would pay for his Hogan arrangement. That would be hilarious

 

[sammymc]

Number 3. The Hitler

Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...

and finally

Number 4. The Marx

How very thoughtful. How very philosophical. How very 'fecking hell mate, impressive beard'. If he grows this facial, he'd certainly be remembered, even if he does feck up the rest of his Scouse reign...

them two are superb


well done that man.

 

[BigBadKev]

LMFAO!!!! Nice one!

 

[RedF7]

 

[Eto'odinho]

 

[Sylar]

This thread is awesome. Damn, that is a lot of time. The hogan one just looks so hilarious.

 

[Deleted 20801]

Should have grown some balls as well while he's at it.

 

[Rudie]

 

[B Cantona]

Number 5. The Dastardly

A cheat and a trickster... no it's not Steven Gerrard, it's Dick Benitez! There is no truth to the rumours that he used to address Phil Thompson as Muttley (Preferring 'that big nosed twat' instead, in a Spanish twang of course)

Number 6. The Lincoln

Lincoln was amongst the top rated US presidents, presumably on his fine facial hair alone. Those yanks aren't too fussy, we have the battle of Hastings, the great fire of London, Robin Hood *ahem*... they have a funny looking bloke in a beard. Again, might end badly for Rafa

Number 7. The Mario

Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...

 

[viiinz]

the mario

 

[pert]

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Brilliant stuff Brad.

Do a country and western handlebars!

 

[Bearded but no genius]

The Mario.

I'm going to have that damned song in my head now.

 

[a_devil_inside]

what about a Freddie Mercury?

 

[Spammy]

Number 7. The Mario

Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...

Winner.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Winner.

Spot on.

Hands across the water and all that.

Dum dum dum, de dum de dum...fecking hell!

 

[Van Piorsing]

Mad, feckin italian jumping on turtles...

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Number 7. The Mario

Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...

"It's-a me-a, Mario, I'm-a gonaa wiiin"

 

[pert]

The Mario.

I'm going to have that damned song in my head now.

 

[Sylar]

Dick Dastardly is great.

 

[Bearded but no genius]

Die, pert, die!

 

[Don't Kill Bill]

The Mario.

I'm going to have that damned song in my head now.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YQcuQsD587M

You ain't kidding.

 

[UBERScholes]

Great thread

The Hitler would get my vote

 

[Torres_gay_mullet]

Fantastic. Very funny indeed. A rare thread of quality.

 

[Iron Stove]

 

[FlawlessThaw]

the Hitler and Mario were hilarious.

 

[Ballache]

the Mario and the Hitler

 

[TheRedPirate]

The Brian Blessed.

 

[Fortitude]

I am ashamed it took me so long to click on this thread!

This should go sraight into the classics.

fecking hilarious.

 

[MikeUpNorth]

 

[TheRedPirate]

The Abel Xavier

 

[Erictheking7]

fckin hilarious

 

[B Cantona]

Ok taking requests now...

Number 8. The Mercury

I guess this proves there is only one Freddie. Taken directly from the lad, looks sod all like it though! You'd be better off with the Balague Rafa mate...

Number 9. The Xavier

The Portuguese really are twats aren't they? If their diving aint bad enough, this shocking bit of facial certainly is. A lengthy ban (reduced on appeal) should ensue...

Number 10. The Voltan

Otherwise known as the Blessed from Flash Gordon. Do you want to live forever? Gerrard... Diiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!

Number 11. The Gimp

I promise you, he has a bloody good tash under that mask. How do you really think he got Torres to sign for Liverpool eh?!

 

[viiinz]

The Gimp

 

[Justin]

 

[TheRedPirate]

Ok taking requests now...

Number 8. The Mercury

I guess this proves there is only one Freddie. Taken directly from the lad, looks sod all like it though! You'd be better off with the Balague Rafa mate...

Number 9. The Xavier

The Portuguese really are twats aren't they? If their diving aint bad enough, this shocking bit of facial certainly is. A lengthy ban (reduced on appeal) should ensue...

Number 10. The Voltan

Otherwise known as the Blessed from Flash Gordon. Do you want to live forever? Gerrard... Diiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!

Number 11. The Gimp

I promise you, he has a bloody good tash under that mask. How do you really think he got Torres to sign for Liverpool eh?!

A thousand times better than my attempts.

 

[yeaher]

the mercury or the mario

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Fantastic. Very funny indeed. A rare thread of quality.

Haha who gave you this name?

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Some more masterpieces Brad.

Get a cowboy one in there, with a big handlebar mo!