Cafs dead tonight.
The bb thread is suffering.
The bb thread is suffering.
Television The Official BB8 Thread [All Your Bollocks In Here]
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yeh dunno whether to wait for people to come on or feck off
New man seems a goon.
Edit: Not bad, seems polite.
Probably gay.
Edit: Not bad, seems polite.
Probably gay.
What sort of moronic name is Ziggy? Wanker
Intelligent question that "Am I the only guy here?" just before deciding whether to shake Laurens' hand or kiss her...
I thought it was funny...
Laurens' the pink-haired one, am I right?
Charley is shitting it in case she gets evicted.No one called Lauran. Laura is the Welsh pig and Tracy is the pink haired one.
The twist:
Only Ziggy is nominating next week
Only Ziggy is nominating next week
Ziggy is only one allowed to nominate which means there is going to be some brown nosing from Charley.
Reminds me of the dude from American psycho a bit.
He's very forceful in the way he speaks, Ziggy...
very, and hes an ugly feck
Who noticed the dark-haired girl staring daggers across the room into the woman who Ziggy was talking to as the credits were rolling... Looks like a fatal attraction...
Charleys fecking me off so such.
Hate her.
Hate Richardson.
Family's a feckup.
Hate her.
Hate Richardson.
Family's a feckup.
He's alright, seems a bit slack but in the world of BB it could've been a lot worse. Still seems like a rubbish version of Joe Millionaire/The Bachelor.
me tooI like Charley.
...and Carole.
Does that make me a bad person?
...and Carole.
Does that make me a bad person?
Who do you like?
The twins seem fun just abit dippy
Lesley is nice and quite funny for someone old
Carole is also amusing
Shabnab is also nice
Shabnam looks like a female Eugene...with them scary eyes and teeth
"I'm a nutter,I am.."
No, you're not.
The twins have only half a brain between the pair of them....
Lesley wee's in the shower.....
"I'm a nutter,I am.."
No, you're not.
The twins have only half a brain between the pair of them....
Lesley wee's in the shower.....
None of them seem like particularly nice people.
I have caught about five minutes of it, while working. Every one of them seems like a self-obsessed bastard. Especially that Richardson cousins, she kept on going on about how she was a "Total party girl", who cares?
I care..........deeply.
BB is full of egos...that's what makes it so watchable.
BB is full of egos...that's what makes it so watchable.
I care..........deeply.
BB is full of egos...that's what makes it so watchable.
I know but it seems hard to have a favourite this time round.
I despise all of their ego's.
The new dude Ziggy is making his way thru them all by the sounds of it.
It's kicked off tonight on the live stream.
Charley through a wobbley over someone eating her food, when nobody did anything wrong.
She's an utter moody cow.
Charley through a wobbley over someone eating her food, when nobody did anything wrong.
She's an utter moody cow.
Man United "tune in" to Big Bro
June 01, 2007
COMMENT ON THIS STORY
FORGET us mere mortals, Manchester United players are the important people watching this year's show, according to wannabe WAG Charley Uchea.
Ex-lapdancer Charley told housemates last night that her cousin, Man Utd’s Kieran Richardson, would be getting all of his team-mates to tune into the show.
And the fame-seeking ladies, desperate to be footballers' wives, went crazy with excitement at the idea.
In a girlie chat with Shabs, Chanelle, Sam, Amanda, Nicky and Carole, Charley said: "I don’t care if we get booed when we go out.
"We're not bitches and people on the outside are going to realise that we have life experience behind us... And we have the whole of Manchester United watching us, remember that.
"My cousin Kieran’s gonna have everyone watchin’."
Victoria Beckham obsessive Chanelle looked worried and ran off to the diary room.
She later told Charley: "I can’t believe you said Manchester United are going to be watching and I’m here looking like a washer-woman.
"I look in the mirror and my hair’s greasy and I think I look like a f***ing dog... Great."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003230001-2007250415,00.html
Just bloody brilliant Kieran, Just bloody brilliant
June 01, 2007
COMMENT ON THIS STORY
FORGET us mere mortals, Manchester United players are the important people watching this year's show, according to wannabe WAG Charley Uchea.
Ex-lapdancer Charley told housemates last night that her cousin, Man Utd’s Kieran Richardson, would be getting all of his team-mates to tune into the show.
And the fame-seeking ladies, desperate to be footballers' wives, went crazy with excitement at the idea.
In a girlie chat with Shabs, Chanelle, Sam, Amanda, Nicky and Carole, Charley said: "I don’t care if we get booed when we go out.
"We're not bitches and people on the outside are going to realise that we have life experience behind us... And we have the whole of Manchester United watching us, remember that.
"My cousin Kieran’s gonna have everyone watchin’."
Victoria Beckham obsessive Chanelle looked worried and ran off to the diary room.
She later told Charley: "I can’t believe you said Manchester United are going to be watching and I’m here looking like a washer-woman.
"I look in the mirror and my hair’s greasy and I think I look like a f***ing dog... Great."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003230001-2007250415,00.html
Just bloody brilliant Kieran, Just bloody brilliant
embarrassing
bitches the lot of them, but they would get it, except the ****** and the old ones, and the bloke
Update:
Like:
Laura
The Twins
Lesley
Carol
Dislike
Charley - Fame hungry cow, moody, thinks she's the world...actually an ugly slag.
Emily - She seems such a snob
Chanelle - Her ambition in life is to be a WAG. Fame hungry cow, who's obsessed with Posh.
Undecided on:
Tracey
Nicky
ziggy
Like:
Laura
The Twins
Lesley
Carol
Dislike
Charley - Fame hungry cow, moody, thinks she's the world...actually an ugly slag.
Emily - She seems such a snob
Chanelle - Her ambition in life is to be a WAG. Fame hungry cow, who's obsessed with Posh.
Undecided on:
Tracey
Nicky
ziggy
Chanelle's mum was prostitute
By SARA NATHAN
TV Editor
June 02, 2007
BIG Brother beauty Chanelle Hayes is the daughter of a prostitute who was MURDERED, The Sun can reveal.
The pretty 19-year-old was only four years old when her mother was slaughtered.
She was put up for adoption by social workers — and was brought up by Christine and Harry Hayes in Wakefield, West Yorks.
Posh Spice lookalike Chanelle is understood to have been born in Manchester, in November 1987.
She is believed to have two half-sisters, but did not grow up with them. Instead, she was raised with an adoptive brother.
Chanelle has been open with pals about her tragic past.
But on her MySpace internet page she has written under the heading Your Heritage: “If I knew I’d tell ya!”
She told Big Brother producers about the dark secret in her past before she entered the TV house.
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A source said: “Chanelle has lived with this shadow her entire life. Her mum was murdered when she was very young — before Chanelle was at primary school.
“She was given the chance of a new life thanks to Christine and Harry, but of course she will always carry this with her.”
Last night an ex-boyfriend of Chanelle revealed that she had told him all about her sad past.
He told The Sun: “Chanelle was quite open about it. But I think she’s so outgoing sometimes because she wants to make friends.
“She wants to live abroad and be famous and have a whole new life.”
Chanelle is close to her adoptive parents — but did not tell them she was going on the reality show.
Instead, she pretended she was going on holiday to Cuba.
Social worker Harry, 55, and wife Christine — who works in an old people’s home — were stunned when they discovered the truth.
When the Channel 4 show launched on Wednesday night, Christine said at the family’s detached bungalow: “It is a real shock.
“We knew she had gone for an audition but she told me she had not got through.
“I can’t take it in. My husband has just heard and he is very shocked.”
Chanelle has given no clues about the horror in her childhood to fellow Big Brother housemates.
But she has not been shy in saying that she dreams of becoming rich — and that her main motive for going on the show was to find fame.
The beauty has told all and sundry that her heroine is Victoria Beckham.
She has met the former Spice Girl — and has had her hair cut into a sharp Posh-style blonde bob in a bid to look more like her.
Chanelle sang Posh’s praises to new housemate Carole Vincent yesterday, telling her: “She wears the most gorgeous-est clothes and when I met her she was really kind and nice.” Chanelle also revealed she would love to be a soccer star’s WAG — because of their luxurious lifestyle.
But even with riches, she said she would still like “a small career” such as writing a magazine column.
The languages student — who dreams of living in the Spanish capital Madrid or in Los Angeles — said she would like to be “a lady of leisure” and “have my own charity and help children”.
She sighed that the trappings of a soccer star’s wife or girlfriend promises “really nice clothes”.
And she claimed that a career such as being a lawyer would not bring the same benefits — such as paparazzi following her down the street.
By SARA NATHAN
TV Editor
June 02, 2007
BIG Brother beauty Chanelle Hayes is the daughter of a prostitute who was MURDERED, The Sun can reveal.
The pretty 19-year-old was only four years old when her mother was slaughtered.
She was put up for adoption by social workers — and was brought up by Christine and Harry Hayes in Wakefield, West Yorks.
Posh Spice lookalike Chanelle is understood to have been born in Manchester, in November 1987.
She is believed to have two half-sisters, but did not grow up with them. Instead, she was raised with an adoptive brother.
Chanelle has been open with pals about her tragic past.
But on her MySpace internet page she has written under the heading Your Heritage: “If I knew I’d tell ya!”
She told Big Brother producers about the dark secret in her past before she entered the TV house.
*
A source said: “Chanelle has lived with this shadow her entire life. Her mum was murdered when she was very young — before Chanelle was at primary school.
“She was given the chance of a new life thanks to Christine and Harry, but of course she will always carry this with her.”
Last night an ex-boyfriend of Chanelle revealed that she had told him all about her sad past.
He told The Sun: “Chanelle was quite open about it. But I think she’s so outgoing sometimes because she wants to make friends.
“She wants to live abroad and be famous and have a whole new life.”
Chanelle is close to her adoptive parents — but did not tell them she was going on the reality show.
Instead, she pretended she was going on holiday to Cuba.
Social worker Harry, 55, and wife Christine — who works in an old people’s home — were stunned when they discovered the truth.
When the Channel 4 show launched on Wednesday night, Christine said at the family’s detached bungalow: “It is a real shock.
“We knew she had gone for an audition but she told me she had not got through.
“I can’t take it in. My husband has just heard and he is very shocked.”
Chanelle has given no clues about the horror in her childhood to fellow Big Brother housemates.
But she has not been shy in saying that she dreams of becoming rich — and that her main motive for going on the show was to find fame.
The beauty has told all and sundry that her heroine is Victoria Beckham.
She has met the former Spice Girl — and has had her hair cut into a sharp Posh-style blonde bob in a bid to look more like her.
Chanelle sang Posh’s praises to new housemate Carole Vincent yesterday, telling her: “She wears the most gorgeous-est clothes and when I met her she was really kind and nice.” Chanelle also revealed she would love to be a soccer star’s WAG — because of their luxurious lifestyle.
But even with riches, she said she would still like “a small career” such as writing a magazine column.
The languages student — who dreams of living in the Spanish capital Madrid or in Los Angeles — said she would like to be “a lady of leisure” and “have my own charity and help children”.
She sighed that the trappings of a soccer star’s wife or girlfriend promises “really nice clothes”.
And she claimed that a career such as being a lawyer would not bring the same benefits — such as paparazzi following her down the street.
wanted to vomit into my own scorn when she came out with this bollocks.
what a way to live your life.
p.s. am i the only one who loathes Lesley?
I want to like Lesley as I think she was quite brave to go in, but I haven't really watched it since they went in there, so I can't give a proper opinion.
Paper today described Charlie as "Body from Baywatch, face from Crimewatch".
Come back Nikki, Aisling, and Imogen.....all is forgiven. I coud even get to like Spiral.
no, i don't like her an all