The New Kits Thread

Nike Man 1 - "I'm out of ideas"

Nike Man 2 - "Just put a fecking diagonal split on it"

Nike Man 1 - "Ok"
 
With shorts.

That's awful.

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The red line pretty much makes the shirt though. With a sponsor's logo it won't look half as good unfortunately.
 
ahh.. thanks
I like it

printing the name,# at the back will be weird with those stripes
 
I actually think it's genius. Striker's through on goal, thinking "bloody hell, it's an open net, I can't miss" then BOOM Howard out of nowhere.

The shock of it all then causes the striker to lose form for the rest of the game. Everton will never concede again.
 
Wont work, this is Howard we're talking about... the striker will hear him shouting 'cnut, feck, CUUUNNNT' from miles away.
 
I think we've found the real reason all those English keepers are retiring from international football. If I were forced to wear that shite, I'd strongly consider defecting.
 
The United away looks like a training top at best.

Please, please can we get away from Nike?