The New Kits Thread

Why the red?! WHY?

Why the ridiculous "look 'ow unbewievabwy 'ard I am" pose was the first question I had.

Staggeringly camp from the Big Man™.

Maybe he's about to go into male modelling? I can see it now:

"I'm John Terry, for Burberry. Because fellas, I know what your missus wants..."
 
terry and drogba definately do, ballack looks his usual shifty self and i cant really describe what malouda looks like, but he is very pleased about something.

I don't even think this is Franks body.

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He also looks like he has a semi.

Joe Cole looks the smartest he has ever done in life.
 
Chelsea thought they'd put red on their kit as that's the secret to winning three League Titles in a row, or a Premier League and FA Cup double.
 
Take that back! The Amiga 500 was a great bit of kit.

I will not take it back.

When I was a kid we upgraded from a C64 to a version of the Amiga which had an electrical problem and caught fire... not a burn down your house fire, but enough to damage the console.

As a result when we eventually got a new one, I ended up losing all the games I had on it (and even some very lame mid 80's computer generated porn). To this day I rue that decision to upgrade.
 
I will not take it back.

When I was a kid we upgraded from a C64 to a version of the Amiga which had an electrical problem and caught fire... not a burn down your house fire, but enough to damage the console.

As a result when we eventually got a new one, I ended up losing all the games I had on it (and even some very lame mid 80's computer generated porn). To this day I rue that decision to upgrade.

You're living in the past, mate. Quit living in the past!
 
If i were a chelsea fan id seriously be wondering who designs thier kits, its the same kit with robocop's breastplates added one year and then made tighter than a crabs arse the next year.
 
Adidas kits would be nice were it not for the fact they have to include those horrible white stripes in most shirts.