You do realise it's mostly the technically poorest ones that Mourinho likes because they're "characters" and "warriors". He doesn't really trust technical players in the way that most of the top managers now do, he never has done, and instead looks for people who will dig in with him in the trenches. It's part of the reason he looks so outdated, there are fewer of those types of players around now and a lot more ball players
If he wanted players who could control it and pass it quickly why the feck has he bought the likes of Lukaku and Matic and why does he love Fellaini so much? They're "men" who will be loyal to him but as people who can get the ball done and play fast, exciting football they're nowhere near good enough and nor is he as a manager who we know full well doesn't really bother coaching attacking players.