Alright Clueless, let's have a bet
I bet Ronaldo won't be at United in September 2008.
Winner gets to call the loser a spastic
Great, I can't wait.
How about the loser has to write a short story in which the winner is portrayed as something fecking great?
Yeah OK.
But there has to be some sort of sanction against the loser just writing a story in which the winner is portrayed as a twat, with a big nose.
Have you started writing yet, big boy?
Only about a year left now, it better be one hell of a story.