The Greatest Thing in the History of the World

Alright Clueless, let's have a bet

I bet Ronaldo won't be at United in September 2008.

Winner gets to call the loser a spastic

Great, I can't wait.

How about the loser has to write a short story in which the winner is portrayed as something fecking great?

Yeah OK.

But there has to be some sort of sanction against the loser just writing a story in which the winner is portrayed as a twat, with a big nose.

Have you started writing yet, big boy?

Only about a year left now, it better be one hell of a story.
 
Listen up gimps, this is going to change your sorry lives

Those of you who haven't seen this, are in for a treat...

This is part 1...there are twelve parts

This is incredible...respeck to Anna Livvia for drawing my attention to it...and above all, to the inimitable R Kelly...the utter spacker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUzGovNBycQ

It's not the Battle of Trafalgar is it?

Your thread title is therefore wrong, as it always has been.
 
Why do i keep watching this? I am not even remotely interested, yet i continue to watch....
I'm going insane.
 
You must admit that they are hilarious?

The last ones are so good but Ch1-12 was great.

It is incredibly strange. I know it is absolutely ridiculous but I continue watching without really wanting to. It's just the idiocy of it all makes it quite funny. :D
 
feck

i thought when this was bumped, it meant there was some new one's

I'm disappointed, i was hoping for more midgets in closets
 
Hip Hop died with this wonderful piece of verbal bollocks

I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor”
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet”
 
Clueless's bet isn't looking all that safe a year later.. Plech's exile might mean Clueless won't have to pay up

The thing is I still fancy my chances.

I respect Plech, and I believe he'll honour the bet if I win.