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You lucky man
9, 10 and 11 are particularly incredible
You lucky man
9, 10 and 11 are particularly incredible
The Greatest Thing in the History of the World
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Plechazunga said:
Your gay secrets.
You always have to put the 'anal' in 'analogy'
And you always have to put your cock in men's anuses. It's the same kind of thing.
I did it all. It was so bad that it was feckin' excellent.
Episode 9 is my personal favourite. The way the closing word of 'midget' is repeated as the hero of the story warps around the room back into the closet. Its a work of art.
Exactly, having broken the "fourth wall" by leaping out the closet, as the Narrator, and freezing the action, with the memorable announcement:
"Now pause the movie, what I'm about to say, is so damn twisted -
Not only is there a man in this cabinet, but the man - is a midget"
- he then returns to the closet in jump-cuts, marking each repetition of the word "midget" with a different hand-gesture, thus:
Midget
Midget
Midget
What a genius.
"Now pause the movie, what I'm about to say, is so damn twisted -
Not only is there a man in this cabinet, but the man - is a midget"
- he then returns to the closet in jump-cuts, marking each repetition of the word "midget" with a different hand-gesture, thus:
Midget
Midget
Midget
What a genius.
just watched all 12, fecking class Hmm...
It seems this thread has developed into a blockbuster.
I actually saw this a month or so ago on an episode of Screenwipe, found it amusing and found the episodes on YouTube. I was going to post it on here, but I didnt think anyone would find it funny.
My scouting techniques arent quite up to scratch it seems...still...I reckon another Smiths thread should go down well.
It seems this thread has developed into a blockbuster.
I actually saw this a month or so ago on an episode of Screenwipe, found it amusing and found the episodes on YouTube. I was going to post it on here, but I didnt think anyone would find it funny.
My scouting techniques arent quite up to scratch it seems...still...I reckon another Smiths thread should go down well.
How odd.
I've just watched 9, 10 and 11 again.
The end of 11 is amazing, when Hero-R.Kelly steps back, and Narrator-R.Kelly saunters out the closet again, to summarise what we've just witnessed:
Oo-oo, the midget faints again,
While Twon and Sylvester is tripping,
The midget's the baby-y-y-y-yyyyyyyyyy-y-y's...
Da-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaady-y-yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-i-y-i-y-i-y
Then he returns, stunned by the vicissitudes of life, to his closet, stopping briefly to say, "Whew!"
"Whew!"
The end of 11 is amazing, when Hero-R.Kelly steps back, and Narrator-R.Kelly saunters out the closet again, to summarise what we've just witnessed:
Oo-oo, the midget faints again,
While Twon and Sylvester is tripping,
The midget's the baby-y-y-y-yyyyyyyyyy-y-y's...
Da-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaady-y-yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-i-y-i-y-i-y
Then he returns, stunned by the vicissitudes of life, to his closet, stopping briefly to say, "Whew!"
"Whew!"
The way he rhymes round with round about 5 times on the spin, and the legendary 'Rosy the noooooooooooooosey neighbour'.
Pure. Genius.
Pure. Genius.
Watched it all, class stuff.
Same thing happened me last week
Same thing happened me last week
A work of genius. It should be compulsory for all school children. Berretta, Dresser. Bridget, midget. Pure poetry.
Apparently he's going to make more episodes. I can't wait..
You're kidding?
That's the best news I've heard since we sold Seba to the rentboys for fifteen million quid
That's the best news I've heard since we sold Seba to the rentboys for fifteen million quid
Plechazunga said:
nope, it's true. Although there's no specific time yet.
from Wikipedia
The day i watched all these in a row will forever be etched in my mind. complete brilliance, such is the genius of the man that when i showed my friend lee part 1 later on that day, he was hooked and had to sit through all 12 aswell.
he then, like me, proclaimed it the best thing he had ever seen.
he then, like me, proclaimed it the best thing he had ever seen.
I've showed about five people, and in the process, have spent well something like three hours watching this masterpiece
It's the greatest thing in the history of the world
It's the greatest thing in the history of the world
Plechazunga said:
amen
Even better!! I have found parts 1-12 all in one audio file! genius!
I've been searching for the DVD with no luck, the audio alone just doesn't do it justice
The Greatest Thing in the History of the World is back on Aug 13 apparently.
Here's a preview and a quick summary of the monumental works 1-12...
Here's a preview and a quick summary of the monumental works 1-12...
feck YES.never seen these before. heard they were good. but fecking hell it was brilliant. the midget was pure comedy gold
WTF!?
I SAY AGAIN:
WHAT THE feck?
I SAY AGAIN:
WHAT THE feck?
Worst. Thing. Ever.
And not just on t'internet.
And not just on t'internet.
Best. Thing. Ever.
C'mon GG, embrace the irony!
C'mon GG, embrace the irony!
I so wish I could...but he's not being ironic, is he? He's being deadly serious.
That talentless fecking paedo is free to think he's special and creative enough to make that sort of diabolical insult and inflict it on the world.
Plus, he probably made millions off the back of it.
Someone needs to have a word in his shell like.
And then pistol whip him to death.
The irony being that he thinks he is talented, and produced a masterpiece. And if you listening to it leads to you pistol whipping old Kells to death, then I'll buy you a drink.
Dude, I'd do it for free.
What the hell have i just watched?!
Really? How nice of you! You really are a kind person, offering to kill him for free
Oh shit...
If any of the episodes are half as good as this summary than I agree, this is the funniest shit ever.
Oh, shit...
Stop stealing my lines, bitch.
I might get my Glock out
"Soo get ready, here is chapter thirteen!"
Including helicopters. Can't wait!
Including helicopters. Can't wait!