The Greatest Thing in the History of the World

noodlehair said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is even better
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"To be honest with you, the word Berretta is only in there because i needed a word to rhyme with dresser."


Berretta? Dresser?

WTF??

:confused:
 
It's a near rhyme.

If it weren't for those, the Made Up Names XIs thread would be a pale shadow of what it is.
 
And they pronounced it 'Dressa' or 'Barretter' or something
 
'And the reason I created the lovemaking scene is to sort of.. um... create... to take away from the story and to let people know that there is a reality that goes on here'

This bloke is fecking cringeworthy.
 
im up to number 3, this is the greatest thing ever.

im actually speechless
 
Is it really that great? If i get home and watch it and its not I won't be impressed
 
:lol: This is better than the original

"But it just makes so much sense, but it's rhymin' at the same time, but yet it makes so much sense, from chapter to chapter, it's makin' sense, and it draws you in that way, and that's why you wanna watch it."

Yes
 
He says "move."
She says, "no."
He says "move."
She says, "no."
He says "Bitch, move!"
She moves!
And then...
He looks at the cabinet...
He walks to the cabinet...
He close to the cabinet...
Now he's openin' the cabinet...

Now pause the movie cuz what I'm about to say to y'all
Is so damn twisted:
Not only is there a man in this cabinet, but the man...
Is a midget
(Midget, midget, midget)
 
'The reason I was 'bout to blow a vessle in my brain was cos we haven't made love like that in ages.'

- and we knew this how?
 
Plechazunga said:
If you asked him what store Chuck, the gay deacon, got his first cardigan, he'd be able to tell you.
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This sentence is ungrammatical without the words 'in' or 'from' after 'cardigan'.

3-0.

Although not actually a typo.
 
You could ascribe anything to vernacular if you wanted. Like 'imput', for instance.

And I only agreed to this because I'm ahead.

Which is not gay in any way.
 
Melbourne Red said:
You could ascribe anything to vernacular if you wanted. Like 'imput', for instance.
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You couldn't...some things are commonly spoken, others aren't. 'Imput' is just a typo, 'n' and 'm' being next to each other on tha muthafeckin' keyboard.

If we're gonna do this, nigga, we're going to have to have some ground-rules. For instance, concessions to standard Caf posting traditions, like eschewing full stops at the ends of sentences, and using double quotation marks where normally single would suffice. Also, allowances for gangsta talk, which is just the way I speak, I can't change that now, it's the way I was brought up and it's the way I am. (Compton, Compton, Compton).
 
Plechazunga said:
I disagree...it's acceptable vernacular, as in, "What store did you get your cardigan, bitch?"
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There should be a space after the ellipsis.

Or is that a Caf posting tradition too.

And yes, ground rules are important. However, it should be noted that if I surrender my impressive 4-0 advantage, I will almost certainly slump to an embarrassing defeat.

Although, if you were a cnut, you might say that it was always going to end that way regardless.
 
Alright FFS, we'll start at 0-0.

That might be the stupidest tactical blunder since Charmberlain remarked, 'Oh don't worry about that Hitler chap, he's completely harmless.'
 
The fact that plech can't spell spatula gives him a -50 automatically.
 
That black miget looks well familiar:

bandycloset.jpg
 
Someone do his head sticking out of the closet or cupboard or something.
 
And his name's Big Man. With a bit of Plech's spelling that could almost be an anagram of Big Andy.
 
I don't know about you, but whenever I'm trying to get someone to calm down, I point a gun at their head.
 
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