Aha! Was looking forward to see how all those GOAT-Nobody pairs unravelled in constraining strategies, etc. Hope to see a famous surname nobody featuring, would be a laugh, maybe we should unleash a sheepfest round...
The Fifth Redcafe Sheep Draft
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
Aha! Was looking forward to see how all those GOAT-Nobody pairs unravelled in constraining strategies, etc. Hope to see a famous surname nobody featuring, would be a laugh, maybe we should unleash a sheepfest round...
Or he might be good, haven’t really researched the Surinamese league yet
ROUND 9
ROUND 9: THE OTHER HALF
Pick a married or divorced player
As acceptance of criteria:
1) Please provide name of picked player and name of his wife/ex-wife. Evidence of marital link must be provided (any online mention will do)
2) Please submit an appropriate photo as proof of the beauty of the other half. In order for the pick to qualify, you must gain the approval of all three draft mods. You are allowed to provide further evidence that the wife is hot. If it's never going to happen you will be clearly told to "Move On".
This is meant to be a fun round. However, please do not post anything that may get you in trouble. It is football forum after all.
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Well @Pat_Mustard made the most Pat choice available, so wasn't going anywhere near Mcgrath
The three Amigos didn't trip each other up for once.
I was debating so much between Mcgrath, Sol and Shesternyov. Glad that we all made the choices we did @Pat_Mustard @Skizzo
Honestly, I had Tresor typed out as my first pick, Wiki info copy and pasted and everything, but I thought if I was going to post a near-certain fail I may as well go with my heart. I'm still amazed I got him, but I was actually hoping my very public adoration of the man would deter others from going for him. The @Cal? effect as I think of it, as you just know you're heading for a certain block if you ever try to compete for C. Ronaldo against him .Anto, by hot what are we looking for a 10 or might be a solid 7? By definition any footballer wife is hot at around 7 but then there are some really hot birds out there.
In other words I find a bird I like shoot a PM and you guys make unanimous decision?
For example this I consider a solid 10.
Edit: she’s not a football wife so I’m not hinting at anyone.
In other words I find a bird I like shoot a PM and you guys make unanimous decision?
For example this I consider a solid 10.
Edit: she’s not a football wife so I’m not hinting at anyone.
ROUND 9: THE OTHER HALF
Pick a married or divorced player
As acceptance of criteria:
1) Please provide name of picked player and name of his wife/ex-wife. Evidence of marital link must be provided (any online mention will do)
2) Please submit an appropriate photo as proof of the beauty of the other half. In order for the pick to qualify, you must gain the approval of all three draft mods. You are allowed to provide further evidence that the wife is hot. If it's never going to happen you will be clearly told to "Move On".
This is meant to be a fun round. However, please do not post anything that may get you in trouble. It is football forum after all.
we wasn't far off!FAO Managers
For any further clarification of criteria of this round, it is strongly recommended to ask via PM
For any further clarification of criteria of this round, it is strongly recommended to ask via PM
She's a 10 alright. But just shoot, we are never all going to agree on what ia a 7 or a 10 , just need us three thinking she is hot.Anto, by hot what are we looking for a 10 or might be a solid 7? By definition any footballer wife is hot at around 7 but then there are some really hot birds out there.
In other words I find a bird I like shoot a PM and you guys make unanimous decision?
For example this I consider a solid 10.
Edit: she’s not a football wife so I’m not hinting at anyone.
super hot, let feckers earn their GOATs
It was actually WAGs but after being busted we thought it needed tweaking. Didn't want to wait for people researching NOTW archives either so wife makes it more clearcut.
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Thanks!
Thanks!
The Alternative Sheep Draft table (as of Round 8)
10 Points
2mufc0
13 Points
Pat_Mustard
prath92/KM
14 Points
Edgar Allan Pillow
P-Nut0712
Lord SInister/Charly
15 Points
mazhar13
Gio
Skizzo
Invictus/Ecstatic
16 Points
Indnyc/crappy
idmanager
17 Points
Enigma
18 Points
harms
19 Points
oneniltothearsenal/shrike
21 Points
Tuppet
10 Points
2mufc0
13 Points
Pat_Mustard
prath92/KM
14 Points
Edgar Allan Pillow
P-Nut0712
Lord SInister/Charly
15 Points
mazhar13
Gio
Skizzo
Invictus/Ecstatic
16 Points
Indnyc/crappy
idmanager
17 Points
Enigma
18 Points
harms
19 Points
oneniltothearsenal/shrike
21 Points
Tuppet
Anto, by hot what are we looking for a 10 or might be a solid 7? By definition any footballer wife is hot at around 7 but then there are some really hot birds out there.
In other words I find a bird I like shoot a PM and you guys make unanimous decision?
For example this I consider a solid 10.
Edit: she’s not a football wife so I’m not hinting at anyone.
Yum
Cheers. Seems we have to satisfy @Šjor Bepo being the picky one.
A word of warning: carefully curate your photo choices, some things when seen cannot be unseen.
You are going for BOOM rather than "hmmm, maybe".
Anto, by hot what are we looking for a 10 or might be a solid 7? By definition any footballer wife is hot at around 7 but then there are some really hot birds out there.
In other words I find a bird I like shoot a PM and you guys make unanimous decision?
For example this I consider a solid 10.
Edit: she’s not a football wife so I’m not hinting at anyone.
Barely a 8.
This is a much tougher round than I expected.
agree some sheep quality players have much hotter WAGs than quality players.
It's because women don't understand football and recognize quality players.
I'm sure Penna and Jojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojoj would agree
wait jojojo is a lady, feck I thought dude.It's because women don't understand football and recognize quality players.
I'm sure Penna and Jojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojoj would agree
For somebody that had two or more wives, is either fine?
So long as she is hot, all good.
What if 2 managers choose the same WAG but submit different photos, will the better photo win?
cock block submitted
What if 2 managers choose the same WAG but submit different photos, will the better photo win?
cockblock submitted
Have debated that. Not "best wins" but some of you send absolutely terrible pics. Wouldn't be surprised if we find cases where the same wife is better marketed by one manager.
We will be consistent with whatever the first decision was.
Or you just have unrealisticly high standards
No, he just wants women with experience in movies for adults.
I'm glad to know that I'm not alone in going through the rigorous standards that the mods have set. I like it, though. It makes it so that we don't get a pick via a random woman on the sidewalk.
submitted.
Maybe you could provide a little more obvious guidance.. like are you expecting a full body picture to prove "hot body" or are face pictures enough to demonstrate "hotness" to you?
The last photos you sent were more than enough for a no.
The close up with giant sunglasses looked like an attempt at deception.
Well its impossible to tell for me what is hot to you since your guidance is a Mega Mouth
I don't like her extra long Joker lips either. That's why the original guidance included a discussion on that potentially being settled by other assets.
Already rated someone a 10 further up. Not that a 10 is absolutely necessary.
Well, no point having a wag round with low standards!
We should share pics after round is over...
Err... I had to edit that out from the round criteria unfortunately. Gone are the days of World Cup totty threads I guess.
I’m guessing this is going to take all day?
Haven't 12 hours passed by now, or am I wrong?
Turn 1 has 24 hours
Anyone here good in photoshop / paint?
Good to create something online...
Good to create something online...