The 'Arsene Wenger Tried to Sign' Thread

I do miss Wenger. At the time, I hoped to see him manage elsewhere after leaving Arsenal but I think it was always inevitable that he'd be done after leaving them. Him at Madrid would've been interesting for sure.
 
I feel like Wenger is a like that mate you have who's a story topper.

You know the kind, if you said you went to Tenerife he'll say he's been to ELEVENerife.

Definitely, we have a guy in work known as 'Gary Two Shits' because if you've pumped one out that morning you can guarantee he'll tell you he's managed two.
 
Definitely, we have a guy in work known as 'Gary Two Shits' because if you've pumped one out that morning you can guarantee he'll tell you he's managed two.
Do you work in a garage?