His shtick was being a delusional scouser. Here's an actual Liverpool fan reacting to him:it was a 1 in 3 chance!
Sturridge - Sky’s new entertainer :(
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Jesus she told a crap one liner on a not very funny comedy show. It's not that deep. We're supposed to be laughing at the scousers being precious not analysing silly one-liners.
Brilliant
These days, if you make a funny retort to an ex-Liverpool player, they throw you in jail!
Probably has been given the reply that I was going to make, but I don’t find it funny and it doesn’t really make much sense.
Then again I don’t watch the show, so maybe those one liners are funny to people
Why are people getting so hung up on the context of a joke? Reminding the scousers that they bottled the league will always be funny whether the joke in question makes sense or not.
Btw Jill Scott - there's just something about this equestrian looking woman that gets me going 
You've just sparked @horsechoker's attentionBtw Jill Scott - there's just something about this equestrian looking woman that gets me going
Btw Jill Scott - there's just something about this equestrian looking woman that gets me going
She’s not going to shag you mate. (or any other bloke, ever)
When did this come in?
Equestrian or equine?Btw Jill Scott - there's just something about this equestrian looking woman that gets me going
loved that from Jill. Sturridge cant go 10 min without saying the word vibe.
Embarrassing himself on the post match analysis.
He is so embarrassing
Just nothing going on in his head is there?
Tbf to Sturridge, I thought he handled the exchange with Keane well.
What makes Sky think anyone wants to listen to him.
He talks bollocks, slowly
He talks bollocks, slowly
In fairness, that isn't difficult. It takes a brave man to argue with an angry Keane.
Why is he even on sky sports, don’t they want someone like David May. You know, an actual premier league winner?
Way out of his depth. Not remotely interesting or offer any good insight, and he’s not even doing the silly shit he was doing on his first shift anymore.
He’s an absolute bellend
Worst pundit on TV by a mile
Worst pundit on TV by a mile
That last bit where he was asked to talk about the Salah chance yet clearly had no idea what was going on so resorted to some cliche was pretty painful. He does seem like a kid sitting at the adults table.
Winging it.....
He is bizarre. Just seems a strange guy really. Nothing against him in particular but I couldn't listen to him every day.
Massive weirdo.
Hes so bad
Like genuinely how the feck did this guy get on TV?
Let the man grow into his job....
"GERRRIN THERE!!!"
How many lines did he do.
He's gone full Gordon Ramsey with those hand gestures
Is he still on there or was he Sky's shortest entertainer?
Just awful with his constant vague R&B references that most viewers don't fecking get.
Nonsens and ridiculous. How can someone find this professional? Unless you are a kid?
I thought rhyming Evanilson and onion bag was genius.
Watching this is one of those moments when you can physically feel yourself become slightly more disappointed in humanity.
At first I thought that was a random arsenal fan mocking him