A few more Slippy G funnies:
http://talksport.com/football/best-steven-gerrard-jokes-and-pictures-150420143822?
http://talksport.com/football/best-steven-gerrard-jokes-and-pictures-150420143822?
Steven Gerrard
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Not in my wildest dreams. When you actually sit back and really think about it, not even the more hard nosed Utd fan could have come up with it.
It's been fantastic to watch.
If you did't know any better you'd have thought you guys sat down and scripted it all.
You know it's good when fan other than Utd's are laughing at him.
If we had, I doubt it would have been as good. Stranger than fiction, an all that.
His decline has been rapid. Just finished watching the game and wow, he was anonymous. Shouldn't have started really, and shouldn't have lasted the 90. Where was Lucas? Would have been the better choice. Anyway, farewell Stevie!
Its a Fergie conspiracy.
Lucas got injured before the game.
Oh right, thanks. Well still, a tree would have had better mobility than Gerrard.
I couldnt have hoped to that kind of farewell in my wildest dreams. Its truly beautiful.
No no, everybody knows he writes his own scripts.
Which is disgusting really when you consider all that he has done for humanity.
Ah, but has he been compared to Jesus & Mandela? No. So, obviously he's fallen short.
All hail Stevie!!!
You just know this cock will be back as a pundit.
I really hope he picks a fight with some yank for not playing Phil Collins.
I really hope he picks a fight with some yank for not playing Phil Collins.
I can see Frank Lampard going into punditry one day so maybe that is where Gerrad and Lampard can work together productively.
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It's been a beautiful, beautiful year for him.
Sky cant wait to get him,oh just imagine "unbiased" panel for Super Sunday or something like that
Feck! Him and that other squeaky scouser Carragher. I'll have the sound down when he's on
It gets better.....
Picture this........
Chelsea are winning the league....No question about that.
Their last home game, where they will be presented with the trophy, is against Liverpool
Stevie will have to lead a guard of honour, for the champions, the same team who against he cost his club the league last year.....
Amazing
Picture this........
Chelsea are winning the league....No question about that.
Their last home game, where they will be presented with the trophy, is against Liverpool
Stevie will have to lead a guard of honour, for the champions, the same team who against he cost his club the league last year.....
Amazing
I loved that 1 Chelsea Slip best.
Fecking hell, the icing on the cake.It gets better.....
Picture this........
Chelsea are winning the league....No question about that.
Their last home game, where they will be presented with the trophy, is against Liverpool
Stevie will have to lead a guard of honour, for the champions, the same team who against he cost his club the league last year.....
Amazing
Well, the icing on the cake would be if he was doing it at Old Trafford but this'll do.
Clearly you are no scholar of the game, Brentan's view on Gerrards performance...
That statement, more than anything else, should have set alarm bells ringing all round Liverpool about Brentan's competence.
It gets better.....
Picture this........
Chelsea are winning the league....No question about that.
Their last home game, where they will be presented with the trophy, is against Liverpool
Stevie will have to lead a guard of honour, for the champions, the same team who against he cost his club the league last year.....
Amazing
It's also the team he was going to join. This could have been his last game for Chelsea with a league title to send him off.
what's he going to say though on live tv about Liverpool's main man? he just has to bite his lip until soon out the door
You know what's funny?
You just know Stevie genuinely believed he's lead Liverpool to FA Cup glory on his birthday. He truly believed he'd score the winner and bow out a champion.
You just know Stevie genuinely believed he's lead Liverpool to FA Cup glory on his birthday. He truly believed he'd score the winner and bow out a champion.
Sure he is so deluded he probably thinks he can still do it.
you are making that up though surely? There is no way he honestly came out and said that.It gets better.....
Picture this........
Chelsea are winning the league....No question about that.
Their last home game, where they will be presented with the trophy, is against Liverpool
Stevie will have to lead a guard of honour, for the champions, the same team who against he cost his club the league last year.....
Amazing
Fantastic!
This gets better and better.
Not to mention its the club he nearly went to.
Nope....
http://www.thisisanfield.com/2015/0...-excellent-but-collectively-we-didnt-perform/
I still can hardly believe the fact that after he gives a heartfelt speech about 'not slipping', he's the one that literally slips to essentially lose the title for Liverpool and prevent them from winning the thing he covets most. Who writes these scripts?
As for his last few weeks (and season) at Liverpool, 'you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain' springs to mind.
As for his last few weeks (and season) at Liverpool, 'you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain' springs to mind.
Chelsea's last home game is Sunderland though.It gets better.....
Picture this........
Chelsea are winning the league....No question about that.
Their last home game, where they will be presented with the trophy, is against Liverpool
Stevie will have to lead a guard of honour, for the champions, the same team who against he cost his club the league last year.....
Amazing
I really can't believe it. It is literally the best script you could write.
I almost sympathized for him after the Villa game, the cnut.
He'd better not end up as a pundit. I don't care if he was a good footballer and England international, he's the most boring dour cnut in the world. It's like Alan Shearer with chronic depression.
Imagine him and Sourness next to each other. Christ.
Imagine him and Sourness next to each other. Christ.
Eeeeeem...
That's just attention to detail that
He's utterly irrelevant to me now. Until he's on Sky in 18 months following an even bigger sycophantic fanfare than Theirry "sucks oxygen outta the room" Henry received.
Sky. The gobbers.
Sky. The gobbers.
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