Ubik
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Apologies At least you emerged unscathed.Ffs, I clicked reply to do a "" and it loaded the entire message. I saw the words Star Destroyer and managed to close it.
Apologies At least you emerged unscathed.Ffs, I clicked reply to do a "" and it loaded the entire message. I saw the words Star Destroyer and managed to close it.
I've done that a few times in the pastI have no idea why I clicked that, when I'm going to see the film tonight.
But never done that, what is wrong with you todayFfs, I clicked reply to do a "" and it loaded the entire message. I saw the words Star Destroyer and managed to close it.
I hope Lucas is regretting selling the franchise to disney. They will ruin the legacy of these movies if the next one is the same.
Teasing Rey's parentage all the time and then making her a nobody was great and unpredictable for me. And they still left room for speculation. Snoke said he was responsible for the connection between Kylo and Rey, but in the end they can see each other again. Killing Snoke off without a great reveal was kind of cool too. Luke's end was brilliant.
Leia's scene in space or Yoda's appearance
Yeah I thoroughly enjoyed it, but I'm not a massive Star Wars fan and I quite liked TWA too (though this is much better imo).
My 2 main problems were
The Rose & Finn side plot felt a bit pointless and distracting, it seemed to only be there so that Finn actually had something to do in the film.
There are plenty of people online who seem to think the prequels were better.
I think they need to go re-watch them and see if they still think that way.
I was thinking this until the final scene. Basically their side plot ensured they touched the 'hearts' of the younger generation and kept the rebelious nature of the force alive with them. The kids essentially might be the next generation to ensure the Rebellion continues / never dies out given how many were actually left by the end of the movie.
It's genuinely odd. Can definitely get people not liking this, up to the halfway point I was heading that way myself, but the worst parts of it are the ones that resemble the prequels.There are plenty of people online who seem to think the prequels were better.
I think they need to go re-watch them and see if they still think that way.
At least the prequels had a, though flawed, sense of narrative to them. This trilogy is just a hodgepodge of nostalgic throwbacks mixed in with a whole heap of terrible ideas stitched together with pointless & boring action scenes. Paper thin Twilight style teen angsty characters, inept 'villians', awful dialog(as bad as anything in the prequels, almost!), cringe inducingly lame attempts at 'humour', plot twists for the sake of plot twists(beating you over the head with the parents thing long after anyone gave a shit!).
I was gobsmacked by how shit it was. Give me the prequels any day of the week, this is the cinematic equivalent of an Ed Sheeran album.
Revenge Of The Sith wasn’t the worst, from what I remember and I think there would actually be a decent argument for it being better. The first two, not a chance.
"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!", "You underestimate my power... ", "Don't try it."“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.” one of many classics. It's not even close.
"Uuuuunliiiimiteeeed POWEEEEEEEER!""It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!", "You underestimate my power... ", "Don't try it."
“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.” one of many classics. It's not even close.
Nah, ROTS was still crap. The writing's terrible, as is the pacing. People only like it more than other two because stuff occasionally happens.
"Uuuuunliiiimiteeeed POWEEEEEEEER!"
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"
At least the prequels had a, though flawed, sense of narrative to them. This trilogy is just a hodgepodge of nostalgic throwbacks mixed in with a whole heap of terrible ideas stitched together with pointless & boring action scenes. Paper thin Twilight style teen angsty characters, inept 'villians', awful dialog(as bad as anything in the prequels, almost!), cringe inducingly lame attempts at 'humour', plot twists for the sake of plot twists(beating you over the head with the parents thing long after anyone gave a shit!).
I was gobsmacked by how shit it was. Give me the prequels any day of the week, this is the cinematic equivalent of an Ed Sheeran album.
"Around the survivors, a perimeter create!"
Revenge Of The Sith wasn’t the worst, from what I remember and I think there would actually be a decent argument for it being better. The first two, not a chance.
It’s definitely the best of the prequels because it’s the only one that has a decent story which almost matches the originals.
But the prequels should have had Obi-Wan going to an obscure planet in a time of turmoil (perhaps the beginning of the Clone Wars). There he meets a brilliant young pilot, Anakin, a couple of years younger, who helps him in his quest and turns out to be strong in the Force (if it hadn’t been for the conflict the Jedi Order would have found him sooner). Obi-Wan decides to train him although he’s too old. They have lots of adventures together but eventually Anakin becomes frustrated by his rejection by the Jedi and their inability to maintain peace.
Padme can’t be the main cause of his rebellion since we know that Leia knew her mother.
But still, certainly the best of the three. Hayden Christensen makes a good Anakin; it’s the script and direction that are the problem.
It's called emotions, if you want to see something from Twilight then you don't need to look further than Hayden Christensen. And no the dialogues are on a complete different level than the prequels and so is everything else. I don't know what's bad about the action scenes at all, don't think anything tops Episode 8 in that regard. And the humour works and isn't too much, try hard is what I would call the prequels "humour". Jar Jar Binks is a prime example of that. Hey I am speaking nonsensical stuff like Yoda, but I am not a badass but rather a useless idiot and I need to prove that in every scene I am in isn't funny and still everyone thinks it's a good thing to make him senator, yeah that's what I call great storytelling.
Saw something about the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes being frozen when it went down to 59%? Disney must not be happy...
It's at 58 now so must've been brief if it happened.Saw something about the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes being frozen when it went down to 59%? Disney must not be happy...
This in the Mayo interview? Was surprised when I heard he just had a blank slate, thought they'd have mapped out a general direction for the trilogy prior to TFA and let him work around that.Listening to the director speaking, it sounds like he wasn't really given an end point he had to reach so much as being largely allowed to take off from TFA in the direction he thought best.
With that in mind, a lot of the complaints about storylines from the TFA not being followed through on sort of make sense to me. A lot of the storylines they seemed to be setting up also seemed to be set on rather predictable tracks. It's rather easy to imagine a director with Johnson's sensibility seeing that as an opportunity to play with people's expectations rather than faithfully following through with what might have been expected, for good or for ill.
The reaction to this film is rather interesting given the next series is under his control.
Emotions me hole, it's pure dogshit. And the 'humour' was fecking cringeworthy from star to finish.
You seem to think i like the prequels, i think they range from terrible to passibly-bad. But better than this train wreck.
Saw something about the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes being frozen when it went down to 59%? Disney must not be happy...
It's at 58 now so must've been brief if it happened.
This in the Mayo interview? Was surprised when I heard he just had a blank slate, thought they'd have mapped out a general direction for the trilogy prior to TFA and let him work around that.
This has actually made me look forward to his own trilogy more, hopefully that's set in another time and space and away from preconceptions about what certain characters should be doing, both from the audience's standpoint and the filmmaker's.
If anyone's still bothered about reviews, more or less agreed with this one from Kermode
Making Luke Skywalker a hobo milking strange creatures? Space hamsters? Having Kylo Ren topless in a scene for a shitty joke? The jokes made me angry to a point where I'm not sure I could objectively judge the better parts of the film. It's fine to make a shit space comedy. It's less fine to call it a Star Wars film.I don't know what's so cringey? Maybe the "mother" joke in the opening scene, but apart from that.
Making Luke Skywalker a hobo milking strange creatures? Space hamsters? Having Kylo Ren topless in a scene for a shitty joke? The jokes made me angry to a point where I'm not sure I could objectively judge the better parts of the film. It's fine to make a shit space comedy. It's less fine to call it a Star Wars film.
Audience score is different from average rating though. The score just shows how many people liked it so it doesn't really matter if you think it's 1/10 bad or 4/10 bad.It's on 93% there. User reviews are on 58%, but like on Metacritic it's difficult to take them serious. There are way too many people there who just put in a 1/10 or a half-star rating instead of doing a proper review. I mean I wouldn't even give Episode 1 or 2 a 1/10 (probably a 4 for 1 and a 3 for 2) and I think they are pretty bad, but there are still a lot of movies outthere who are even worse.
It did but it wasn't peppered throughout and at no stage did they give us Darth Vader just getting out of the shower or having main characters milking space cows. It's only part of the charm when it's not completely out of character or shoehorned in. It was one of the shit parts of the prequels and it wasn't anywhere near as prevelant as it was in this.Star Wars has always had really corny shit jokes in it though, they're literally a massive part of the charm.
Yoda being as cooky and chintzy and ridiculous looking and sounding as he is is one huge shit joke.