Hopefully. The dodgier the better as well
Semi-finals | Spain vs France | Netherlands vs England
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Rice is absolutely wank on the ball
Bellingham was dripping with sweat after 10mins. He isn't right.
Kanaldo is done at this level.
Rice thinks he's Busquets. He's not.
This is Southgate’s weakness. Doesn’t react mid match when the opposition changes the game. Frustrating error there from Rice though when England finally had a chance to hit swiftly off a Dutch error.
Dutch getting a foothold, we’ve fecked it again. Thanks Southgate you moron.
clear yellow
Wout may have lost his goal scoring boots since leaving Wolfsburg but what a motivating lad to have on a team at the same time. Man is a lunatic in a mostly good way.
After the best first half in the tournament for England. What was his half time team talk? A sedative?
Nah, Seaman was better and even with the ponytail he had better hair.
Mainoo is tired
Pity subs aren't allowed
We’re looking leggy we’ve been running about for 70mins on a dreadful pitch. The Dutch are just reserving their energy.
Southgate ball back on track the 2nd half zzzzz
Kobbie looks shattered too.
Both semi finals follow the same patter: exciting first 30 minutes then a borefest for the rest of the match. When was the last good Euro tournament? The first Euro I saw was 2004 Portugal and there is not a single memorable match at the level of Italy-Germany, Germany-Argentina, Italy-France 2006 Uruguay-Ghana 2010 or Argentina-France 2022.
England were absolutely dominating first half and have lost that control and stranglehold. Kane needs to come off urgently, he’s just cluttering up the midfield. I’d also bring on Palmer for Saka. Bellingham should probably come off but that’s unlikely.
England doing this second half what the Dutch were doing in the first: letting the other team play. Such a mind-boggling game. A game of which manager can out shit the other tactically.
How dare that cnut Gakpo touch our golden boy ?
Bellingham finally did something... got a YC. But at least it was something.
Nah this is just our level
May as well go straight to the penalties
I don't think Rice is actually a very good player.
Slightly above average and looked good in an average West Ham team.
Slightly above average and looked good in an average West Ham team.
TiL Bellingham s full name is Jude Victor William Bellingham.
Plus England have played extra time twice
Mainoo on borrowed time now I am afraid
That's some analogy.
My Grandads passed away as well!
Palmer and Toney/Watkins on for Jude and Kane and England bag this. Won’t happen
Kobbie is so exceptional at covering the ball
Taking the dog out so that I catch extra time!
England are like Spain in one respect...
If Ally McCoist can’t be positive on commentary for this England second half performance, you know it’s bad.
We've been poor this 2nd half
Fecking hell that diving. Embarrassing
I bet Saka learned that from studying Kane
Incredible dive Saka
The Dutch are winning this, have ground England down and Southgate is doing feck all
I remember Seaman getting embarrased by Ronaldinho all them years ago.