Sekou Kone - Man United Player

[CallyRed]

No one had even heard of him when he was signed so I’m not sure what information you were expecting

Duur information about Mainoo's height, what else?

 

[Fanta Stick]

I've never understood where this idea comes from on the Caf for years and years that Vieira was well built or some tank.

He benefitted from being really tall and awkwardly gangly, and with it, a tall and gangly person's natural bone frame, but he wasn't even well built for a guy his own height. Vieira had no side delts, no chest, no arms. I mean look.... That's a slight build if I've ever seen one. He just won the tall as shit lottery.

I would kick sand in his face if I saw him at the beach.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

Looks really good at carrying the ball from the clips I've seen of him.

 

[Escobar]

Xavi or Modric would have had a hard time if they ever joined United

 

[surf]

The "needs to bulk up" crowd are out in force today. Why didn't we sign Mainoo and Kone in the womb and put them on growth hormones straight away?

 

[Ahmer Baig]

WTF is going on in this thread?

 

[pascell]

Has he started training with the u21s/first team yet?

I wonder if he'll feature for the u21s anytime soon.

 

[kaku06]

WTF is going on in this thread?

Civil war over 3 inches. Goes to show every inch matters.

 

[croadyman]

I’d say he spends the next few months away from the spotlight finding his feet in England. Then gauge where he is at come January. A loan out to Lausanne or to the championship if he is ready and dying to play first team but not at PL level. If he’s ready for us by then he’ll start to get cameos. This is a project signing for a few years. Same as Amad or Pellistri. He’s not going to be starting a game for us for ages yet.

So why pass on signing Rabiot then if you aren't going to give this kid a chance in January?

 

[kaku06]

I need my Caf inch soldiers to fight my corner the next time someone from the opposite sex laughing at my height or my length. Please oblige.

 

[criticalanalysis]

Heard his dad is fat and short.

Poor lad. Career already done with the inferior genetics

 

[Cantonagotmehere]

I read this thread. I need a hobby.

Hahahahahaha

 

[Professor Fergie]

What a weird thread... Does height matter this much to you folks?

 

[Cheimoon]

OK, enough of the height talk please (and also of the talk about height talk). There must be more that's interesting to this guy.

 

[Escobar]

What a weird thread... Does height matter this much to you folks?

This is Redcafe brother, focus on the littlest details irrespective how irrelevant it is

 

[Varun1]

From The Athletic

Spoiler: Athletic

Kone will go into the academy with a view to first-team involvement in the medium-term, given Ten Hag’s need for a No 6, the kind of “bridge” transfer United have not typically done.

 

[didz]

From The Athletic

Spoiler: Athletic

Kone will go into the academy with a view to first-team involvement in the medium-term, given Ten Hag’s need for a No 6, the kind of “bridge” transfer United have not typically done.

1/10. Lack of dwarf porn you tease.

 

[golden_blunder]

So is he tiny or a giant? I feel this hasn’t been discussed

 

[BootsyCollins]

So is he tiny or a giant? I feel this hasn’t been discussed

He is a normal sized small giant

 

[Lu Tze]

Have we discussed his width?

 

[didz]

I heard he's five foot giant and six foot tiny. Devastating combination.