Get in the box and get on the end of a cross. That's the grand sum of what his role is in the team. You hear of strikers being one dimensional and if they haven't scored they're considered to have a poor game. This charlatan is meant to be a midfielder. He's too shite technically to play deeper and progress the ball through the thirds of the pitch, so he doesn't make himself available to receive the ball. He's too shite to play on the half turn or play incisive passes as a 10. He also doesn't work particularly hard and has no awareness of runners around him. So essentially he's completely redundant in every conceivable area a midfielder should be proficient in.