He's been caught under more balls than Cinas mum.
Rooney testimonial vs Everton
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A good first half by testimonial standards. Zlatan looks mentally sharp, Shaw looks like he might be in for a great season, and the rest haven't done themselves any harm.
Am interested to see Rashford and Mkhitaryan come on.
Am interested to see Rashford and Mkhitaryan come on.
Both teams seem afraid to lose.
Martial looks like he lacks confidence.
Shaw though
Martial looks like he lacks confidence.
Shaw though
We've moved well but Everton are playing very deep and without Rashford we aren't getting in behind enough, although Martial and Lingard tried to change that as the half went on. Ibra and Shaw have been very good.
Not as much as Wikipedia, apparently!
Just had a look, and that's up on Sky too.
Exactly forget facebook or you will end up looking at a face, and trying to find the reason the stream is so slow in a book.
Exactly, right? One would think "normal" CBs never make any mistakes... ever.
The talent in Shaw is just ridiculous. If it wasn't for that no-name shitface that broke his leg he would probably already be established as a top 3 LB in the world.
Need more movement if Ibra is going to drop deep all the time.
Centre backs still worrying, i think we'll buy some experience as per the rumours.
Centre backs still worrying, i think we'll buy some experience as per the rumours.
Shaw hasn't lost a step at all.
So great to see, very happy for him.
So great to see, very happy for him.
Rooney playing well, fair fecks.
This is a pre season game we needed. Thank the lord the testimonial happened. Good run out.
Not enough players making runs into the box. Too much faffing outside the box, but it's difficult when Everton have a good shape about them and are playing quite negatively on the counter.
Not enough players making runs into the box. Too much faffing outside the box, but it's difficult when Everton have a good shape about them and are playing quite negatively on the counter.
Rio: "he's a big lump" on Lukaku
I don't know what kind of kinky fantasy you're describing, but I think you're in the wrong thread.
The spirit of Vangle lives on with this scoreline of 0-0.
So hilariously true, pretty much all our centre backs are good for a mistake a game even Smalling.
Everton have been a good test for us.
Very solid defensively.
Sure Koeman will improve them.
Very solid defensively.
Sure Koeman will improve them.
All I know is that Herrera-Carrick-Pogba is going to dominate the EPL. If Herrera is going to be the pest he's turning out to be this game, and with Carrick doing his best Gandalf, Pogba is going to be free to do as he pleases.
This is it, guys. Jose is going to build our greatest ever team.
This is it, guys. Jose is going to build our greatest ever team.
Who the hell is this
Slightly worried about Martial, he needs to make more runs inside the box.
Herrera and Shaw have been the better of the lot.
Rooney and Ibra won't work well in the long run.
Valencia has been disappointing past the half way mark
Rooney and Ibra won't work well in the long run.
Valencia has been disappointing past the half way mark
Moyes
Oh no, it's David!
Oh ffs Moyes
Moyes
He knows his stuff, we should get this guy to take over after Mou.
Oh feck off Moyes
Interesting half. Defensively solid apart from Blind header and we look the more threatening side.
Rooney has been ok but is not dynamic or creative enough for a no.10. Mkhitaryan would be much better as our no10.
Another issue is our right wing. Limgard is putting in another 6.5 out of 10 performance. High energy, buzzes around but doesn't have a final product. Simply not a game changer and we would look much better with someone like Mahrez on our right.
Rooney has been ok but is not dynamic or creative enough for a no.10. Mkhitaryan would be much better as our no10.
Another issue is our right wing. Limgard is putting in another 6.5 out of 10 performance. High energy, buzzes around but doesn't have a final product. Simply not a game changer and we would look much better with someone like Mahrez on our right.
As Mourinho said, it's easy to pass with time.
Poor Anthony looks like he's had his heart broken by some young philly.
Needs that swag back ASAP.
Needs that swag back ASAP.
The rate it's going I'm gonna pass your post count in that thread by the time it's doneThere's a pogba thread
We need another CB
"Nice to be here for Wayne, especially after how badly treated by Man Utd I've been, bet you they don't do this to Wanye, eh, cnuts."
STFU Moyes
FFS... is David Moyes at Old Trafford?
Pretty reasonable if not uneventful first half. The players all look decent enough so far but we still need that bit of penetration. Rooney has looked better tonight than the other night in that his simple passes actually come off. He put a nice ball in for Ibra too who looked good. Hopefully we see a better second half!
They cut his interview short. Poor bastard wasn't given a chance to prove himself.
Moyesy looks about 300 years younger.
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