Rooney testimonial vs Everton

[Thiim]

Mata having to wait again. Will probably come on and score one again.

 

[kidbob]

Fellaini's hair is incredible, hope we don't sell him now.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Fellaini's hair is incredible, hope we don't sell him now.

Maybe we can just keep the hair?

 

[Kearnkoff69]

Desperately need some penetration. Need Martial, Lingard, etc. to make more forward runs in behind. Need someone like Rashford to stretch the defence and keep them honest (what with both Zlatan and Rooney dropping deep). Need someone like Mata or Micki who will play those penetrative passes from the forward third. That said, we've had more "bum off your seat" moments in this friendly than we had in 2 years of LVG. Promising signs, especially if/when we add Pogba to the mix.

 

[LARulz]

I'm still amazed Rojo is in the squad

 

[baanke laal]

great turn by mkhitaryan there

 

[DomesticTadpole]

I'm still amazed Rojo is in the squad

So is Jose.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Desperately need some penetration. Need Martial, Lingard, etc. to make more forward runs in behind. Need someone like Rashford to stretch the defence and keep them honest (what with both Zlatan and Rooney dropping deep). Need someone like Mata or Micki who will play those penetrative passes from the forward third. That said, we've had more "bum off your seat" moments in this friendly than we had in 2 years of LVG. Promising signs, especially if/when we add Pogba to the mix.

Reads like a porno script

 

[Adisa]

My biggest worry was about us scoring goals. I'm still worried it's not been fixed. Our attack is still too slow imo.

 

[K2K]

where is bastian ?

Training with the reserve team and told to get another club.

Not on honeymoon.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Training with the reserve team and told to get another club.

Not on honeymoon.

The honeymoon period is definitely over.

 

[Raw]

So if it's still level by the 80th minute will Everton gift Rooney a pity goal?

 

[Sigma]

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Naughty Ashley.

 

[Fanatic 00237]

Desperately need some penetration. Need Martial, Lingard, etc. to make more forward runs in behind. Need someone like Rashford to stretch the defence and keep them honest (what with both Zlatan and Rooney dropping deep). Need someone like Mata or Micki who will play those penetrative passes from the forward third. That said, we've had more "bum off your seat" moments in this friendly than we had in 2 years of LVG. Promising signs, especially if/when we add Pogba to the mix.

Reads like a porno script

 

[Rado_N]

Coleman wants it to be one way.

 

[Raw]

It's a testimonial FFS

 

[George Beast]

Ashley Young is such a muppet

 

[Bojan11]

Naughty Ashley.

Why?

Coleman was being the prick.

 

[Raoul]

 

[Ish]

Why's young so aggro?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Why?

Coleman was being the prick.

I know.

 

[BigDunc9]

Chop him seamus lad.

 

[sullydnl]

Reads like a porno script

 

[Waltraute]

Reads like a porno script

Was just going to say -- desperately need some penetration; in behind; stretch; penetrative; "bum off your seat" moments
Steady on!

 

[Kill 'em all]

I would've told Coleman. Are you a man or a voman?

 

[baanke laal]

Coleman being a dick in a friendly. Trash talking with jose and young.

 

[Kostur]

Coleman is a cock.

 

[Hed Zitin]

What a crap pass from Jones.

 

[as-95]

Ashley Young is such a muppet

What the hell? Coleman was mouthing off first, you dumbass.

 

[The Stain]

Young thug

 

[SwansonsTache]

Fecking 90's dodgy lesbian hair with a shit backpass.

 

[K2K]

The honeymoon period is definitely over.

In more ways than one for him.

 

[JeffBoomTetris]

Jones

 

[Parry Gallister]

Everton clearly playing for a point

 

[carlosp]

Oh Jones. What ye doing laddie.

 

[Thiim]

You can actually hear the United manager shouting advice from the touchline again

 

[ShoePolish]

Does Rooney have no friends? Isn't testimonial teams usually filled with testemonee's friends and such instead of just fielding his current team's squad? This is just United v Everton, where probably more than half of those players don't give a feck about the occasion.

 

[Kostur]

Poor from Duncan.

 

[SteveJ]

I wish Wayne had chosen a more ambitious opponent...Jim Royle, for instance.