He’s the worst starting or rotational no.9 or 10 we’ve had in the last 25 years, by far. And he cost a packet. Hughes, Cole, Yorke, Cantona, Sheringham, Solskjær, Forlan, Van Nistelrooy, Saha, Rashford, Martial, Ibrahimovich, Rooney, Tévez, Berbatov, Hernández, Larsson, Van Persie, who am I missing? He ranks worse than all of them by a considerable distance.
He scores goals, sometimes, against weaker opposition, puts in the odd great cross, but is otherwise completely fecking hopeless. Doesn’t even have a vaguely respectable work rate. Shocking technique, no close control, can’t even hold it up. I could not be happier we got our money back. One of the worst signings we’ve ever made. And to top it all off, he’s not even a likeable guy.
edit: He probably beats Falcao in terms of Utd performances. But at least Radamel tried. Alan Smith made a bigger impact imo.