Christ i forgot how bad they were!
Neil Maupay would have scored all of those given the chances created
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Neil Maupay would have scored all of those given the chances created
That left foot of lukaku! Jesus wept.
If you compare that left foot to the finesse of Messi or even Salah. It is like apples and oranges.
If you compare that left foot to the finesse of Messi or even Salah. It is like apples and oranges.
He can score 50 goals a season but will remain a donkey.
Those misses 
I will always remember this moment from him. It was genuinely ome of the most stupid things I saw in football game. It was even funnier live.
He's a big poser. Remember when he told his United team mates to "man up?" Easy to say when you're the teacher's pet and getting to start games even though you're not scoring.
Jesus Christ, make a run wide towards the box and its an easy cross to make to him for a simple goal. Plus he is in acres of room so he can simply stay behind the ball and take offsides out of it.
I'm not usually one for these types of stats but I'd be intrigued to see his xG and how it compares to some of the other top strikers in Europe. He seems to miss a hell of a lot of big chances - there are some absolute shockers in those clips posted by @GifLord
Inter: "bUt LukAkU hAs nO fIRst toUcH"
Sick control tbf, but you can't deny the ball does bounce off him sometimes.
Pretty embarrassing the official account is having to Tweet that.
Most academy kids can do that
Seriously? How dumb can the club be ? They are basically saying there is a merit in the argument.
I’d be embarrassed if I was Lukaku. The touch was decent but the fact the inter account had to tweet that is cringeworthy.
Desperate stuffJeez. That's embarrassing from the official account. But you need to celebrate rare moments I guess.
But it sounded like a slap on Lukaku's face to me
Lukaku in 2022: After I saw the tweet in August 2020, I imagined how it would feel to leave the club.
I particularly love the use of that smiley — it’s as if he just did this.
Anecdotal!
He’s got a worse control than Smalling and one video changes nothing, very strange.
That tweet was definitely by a amazing person I admire
How embarrassing
We know Lukaku has thin skin, he probably got access to the account and tweeted that himself.
Wow. A club actually tweeted that about their player. 1 touch. I'd die inside if I was Lukaku.
I want us to beat them in the Europa final so so badly
love the thread title update. Gift that keeps on giving.
That touch is absolutely basic, I’d be embarrassed for someone in Sunday League if they didn’t have the technical ability to control that 8/10.
Would love to see that, should be a good game and I think we'd win.
While the touch in this clip was decent, this really just puts pressure on Lukaku and whenever he fecks up a first touch people will retweet this and laugh their arse off it. Stupid move from those working on this official page.
haha..
I like Inter.. funny and take the deadwood off our hands.
I like Inter.. funny and take the deadwood off our hands.
How embarrassing
So they've uploaded a video of one good first touch, yikes.
You can have your snarky tweets, just take Lingard and Pereira while you're at it along with Sanchez.
So just one good touch.This is youtube level. Cycle back to past games/seasons and maybe, just maybe they can pool a compilation of 10 good touches (1-2 per season).
Pretty damning when his club basically has to celebrate every good first touch on Twitter. Lukaku will be like a new signing next season
"I fear not the man who has practiced 1000 ball controls but I fear the man who has practiced the same control 1000 times, still failed but then at one time, out of nowhere, he did it, it's a sign of destruction of the world" - Lee Sharpe
"If you know the magnificence of the number 9 and make Inter watch enough youtube compilation videos (the good ones), you will unlock the key to their pocket and turn them into Lukaku fanboys" - Nikola Bendtner
"If you know the magnificence of the number 9 and make Inter watch enough youtube compilation videos (the good ones), you will unlock the key to their pocket and turn them into Lukaku fanboys" - Nikola Bendtner
Highlighting his weaknesses is a bad way to support someone, that’s for sure.
Lukaku is a very good forward with both some strengths and some weaknesses that is fairly undeniable. Mourinho surprisingly didn’t really understand those too well, luckily for us and Lukaku, Solskjær did.
Lukaku is a very good forward with both some strengths and some weaknesses that is fairly undeniable. Mourinho surprisingly didn’t really understand those too well, luckily for us and Lukaku, Solskjær did.
I remember thinking to myself how we managed to get stuck with such a guy. You can just tell how disgusted Herrera is. Once again a big thank you to Inter for taking him off our hands.