Have a laugh man. So serious
Romelu Lukaku | Napoli watch
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An Inter fan a few pages back said he'd rather Lukaku wasn't starting at their club and he's their most expensive ever signing.
Yup. The Lukaku hate is just pantomime fun, because he was a dick while at our club. I find it weirder that people keep coming in and commenting on it to be honest.
The same people can’t seem to look past a goal tally, despite it always being the case that what Lukaku giveths with one hand, he takes away by making a fool of himself with the other.
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It was a nice twofer
Made even funnier that it was Alexis too.
Romelu needs to learn some humility, I remember a few years back he said he doesn't watch Kane because he only watches strikers that he can learn something from.
The funnier part is that Lukaku is a good player and would be respectable if he wasn't also a weapon. I mean people tend to love Chicharito.
Wouldn’t be hard with Martial in some of the worst form of his career. If lukaku was here yeah he’d score goals if we set the team up to suit him but all the players around him wouldn’t score as many as they are currently doing.
Every clip has been taken down?
What happened!!!?
What happened!!!?
Lukuku tried uploading them to another server, and missed.
I was refraining from commenting because I wanna give Rom a break but that was funny as hell
I guess he has asked his agent to take down all the videos, he's too manly to be projected as a failure.
I had a laugh both about the video and people believing false quotes like The Sun's wet dream. Funny in very different ways.
Fair enoughWait, what? Unless he's improved massively in the 18 months since he left he's always had poor hold up play. Terrible considering his size. It's one of the main issues that he had here - Mourinho was trying to use him like a Drogba/Costa/Giroud kind of target man who could hold up the ball and bring others into play but Lukaku just failed time after time. His terrible first touch meant he wasn't able to hold up anything that went to him on the ground, and his complete inability to judge the high ball meant anything in the air went a couple of metres over his head straight to the defender. Martial is inconsistent as hell at that attribute but I'd still rate his hold-up play significantly better than Lukaku's.
The toxicity in here for him is down to a few things. His absolutely atrocious form in his second season (I'm not exaggerating when I say he was probably the worst regular starter in the entire league up until Ole came in and dropped him for a while) after he came back from the World Cup overweight. Despite how badly he was performing, Mourinho refused to drop him (I won't blame Lukaku for that) but Lukaku kept running his mouth in the media like he was playing well and telling the rest of his teammates to grow up and rubbish like that. He'd also constantly blame others on the pitch for his own mistakes. Because of all this he became very obviously disliked by everyone else in the dressing room, even by Pogba who used to be a very good friend (they would literally holiday together before Lukaku joined). Then once he did leave he leaked training data to the media and started shit-talking the club.
Basically he's the type of person who absolutely refuses to take any blame himself, so any time something goes wrong it has to be someone else's fault. He's perfect in his own mind and he'll make sure everyone else around him knows it. Even at the best of times that attitude is annoying, but when you are literally the worst player on the team and you're trying to blame others it's no surprise the fans and his teammates all wanted him to feck off. The fact that even Inter fans are annoyed with him despite how many goals he's scoring for them says it all.
There are only four players who have left the club during the 25 years I've been watching who I hoped would fail. Heinze, Tevez, Di Maria and Lukaku. To get on the same list as those other three says it all.
That list! I'd even wish Pogba well for the most part. Those 3 took the cake.
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That's a very fair comment and I didn't think of it as much in that regard!
His goal scoring record speaks for itself so it can't be that much of an issue but the guy's muscle mass still looks huge for a football player. Strikers like Shearer, Ferguson and Drogba were still really powerful without having that level of muscle.
Hard to argue against Lukaku's overall scoring output - although it takes a nosedive against stronger teams - still his frequent moments of pub tier brainfarts and plays are just so frustrating to watch that I'll never miss him.
Yep. I'm kind of glad Lukaku joined that list as it looked like I just hated Argentinians.
I won't hold any ill will for Pogba, not unless he obviously stops trying or regularly shit-talks us after he leaves (I don't expect either). It just didn't work out.
The hate on here for him is expected given the fickle nature of fans, but some comments here are absolutely ridiculous and shameful.
He will be mates with Pogba again if Pogba leaves.
Then they can both attack the club from all angles.
Then they can both attack the club from all angles.
Yep. I'm kind of glad Lukaku joined that list as it looked like I just hated Argentinians.
I won't hold any ill will for Pogba, not unless he obviously stops trying or regularly shit-talks us after he leaves (I don't expect either). It just didn't work out.
You think we’ll be able to notice the difference between Pogba playing badly and Pogba obviously not trying? Because he’s looked like he’s obviously not trying many many times before.
Whatever happens, I’ll feel about him exactly the same way as I do about Lukaku. Will be pissed off if he looks a far better player under a better manager and would rather not hear about how he’s getting on, for good or bad.
video links keep getting taken down. let's see if same happens to twitter
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Finally I get to see the video
The ball bounced off his head really hard as if it hit a pole. And Sanchez
Feck me I'm laughing so hard at midnight.
The ball bounced off his head really hard as if it hit a pole. And Sanchez
Feck me I'm laughing so hard at midnight.
Not really. There were three starts and a sub appearance during the period that Mourinho was constantly attacking him in his last season, but otherwise he has generally tried and just not played well. Plus of course he is just fairly lazy defensively in general.
Finally I get to see the video
The ball bounced off his head really hard as if it hit a pole. And Sanchez
Feck me I'm laughing so hard at midnight.
Amazing isn't it. He was ball watching from an offside position in front of the goal, like a useless oaf.
Useless player.
Kinda feel bad for him after watching the video. He’s a bit of a cocky prick though
Could not have happened to two better players than Lukaku and Sanchez.Finally I get to see the video
The ball bounced off his head really hard as if it hit a pole. And Sanchez
Feck me I'm laughing so hard at midnight.
I forgot Young plays there. How is he getting along this season? Still playing much?
such as? The guy is a master putting his foot in mouth. Any schadenfreude is entirely self generated
For those calling it unlucky, exact same situation half an hour earlier
I see this is still the most embarrassing thread on this forum. And I say that having read the console threads.
A little help here guys? Can't seem to figure it out... 
Feel free to not read this thread anymore then.