Is Emile heskey still playing?
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- Appearances
- 45
- Goals
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- Assists
- 3
- Yellow cards
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I don’t say this often when watching professional football. He looks like a bloke that should not be playing football. Completely devoid of fundamental football skills. I’m not talking about the intricate skills that makes you a top player I’m talking about the type of fundamental skills that would have you picked by a ‘captain’ on a playground game and not left till the end. He has no busnisess playing football right now.
Another one who likes to talk a lot but can't do the walk.
No, Rom, you're not killing anyone on the field.
Only our hopes.
No, Rom, you're not killing anyone on the field.
Only our hopes.
Another pathetic performance.
Absolute turd once again. Just bumbles around like it’s a charity match. He wouldn’t get in a Socceraid team.
Oh Romelu... it's becoming depressingly predictable that he'll have zero impact on games now
Yet another 2/10 performance and that's being generous
Honestly had enough. Send this bumbling fool to the bench for the next 5 games.
The laziest, dumbest, shitest player I can recall playing for united.
Ee fecking Ore
Every ball into him is a wall pass.
I’m sorry but just shit.
needs to be sent on holiday for a couple of weeks, he's stinking the place out right now
It's really pathetic how such a big body filled with muscles and struggles to win a single challenge with any decent defender and lose almost every duel. Like seriously what's the point of building all these fecking muscles if you're not going to use them ?
If we can get a fiver for him, we should take it
Not allowed an honest opinion on this fruad if a footballer without getting told off by the 'mods'
His first touch. Jesus.
Impressively shit and useless
Send him back on loan to West Brom. That's his level.
Might as well try Wilson, can't be any worse than this
Hate to join the crowd but that was a woeful performance.
He cannot seem to even do the basics that you'd expect from a professional footballer which is really worrying.
He cannot seem to even do the basics that you'd expect from a professional footballer which is really worrying.
Useless...
I like the guy but he really needs to be dropped.
I like the guy but he really needs to be dropped.
In the last ten, centre of the pitch, old toblerone boots breaks down yet another attack.
I swear to god I've never seen a ball come off of a humans foot at right angles.
Awful, awful performance tonight. In fact, the same could be said for the Chelsea game. Drop him.
Like I said I actually have developed a proper hatred of him. It makes me sick a player as shit as him is even playing for us and for £80 fecking million to boot.
Worst united player in recent times, should be nowhere near the his club.
Worst united player in recent times, should be nowhere near the his club.
Did you hear OT when he couldn't control ? The collective groan was so loud
Embarrassing. That cross-field pass in the first half that went straight to a Juventus player summed up his performance.
Unrealistic post. They've got Dwight Gayle and JayRod banging in goals for them, why on earth would they want this lump?
Can’t pass, can’t dribble, can’t control, can’t run, can’t head.
The worst first choice center forward at this club has had in the last 30 years.
The worst first choice center forward at this club has had in the last 30 years.
I don’t wanna kick a man when he’s down but please Jose just take him out of the team and let him earn his place back!
Sanchez get fit and start upfront instead!!
Sanchez get fit and start upfront instead!!
I turn my sound down too low it seems as I missed it. When is Jose going to put him on the bench?
No his attempt at controlling the ball on the ground that ended up as a header for a Juve player, summed his game up.
Time to put quotes in "performances"
Imagine Lukaku making a movement in the box for a goal like this. Picking up the flight of the ball and early and better than any other player in the box. Top drawer movement.
Meanwhile, Lukaku just moves in straight lines everywhere and thinks other players can pass the ball through human bodies.
Sidenote, what a fecking cross.
Her was kak again, tonight. Compare him to United forwards of gone times? Several classes of difference!
I'm just so sick of seeing him give thumbs up when missing chanses or passes instead of trying harder to actually get to the ball. Also sick of seeing him shout and point to others when making some shit layoff that nobody is going to reach. Just really losing my patience with him this season even though I'm a fan of his. Needs a couple of games on the bench until he figures out how to play again. And nobody can deny his god awful first touch anymore.
Crowd have turned on him for definite.
We can put up with shit, we've seen nothing but shit for 6 years, but when it's clear you're just being fecking lazy that's when people lose it.
And to think he had the nerve to mouth off about one day wanting to go to Italy, as if he's done fecking anything here. I'd gladly let him go to Italy as soon as possible.
Yeah it was fantastic.
That and on one occasion where we had a 3-on-3 or a 3-on-2 opportunity and he had the chance to make a decisive pass twice, and both time he got the weight and the pass wrong. He has no football brain or technical ability.
Part ex?
I heard Usain Bolt is looking for a contract as well... Probably has more pace and a better touch too.
He's like the coaches kid who is shit as feck but still gets to play every game. Baffling shit at this level.
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