Dr. Dwayne
Self proclaimed tagline king.
Good tits for a big man
Luke Shaw's are better.
Good tits for a big man
And still he fecked up a good chance by being unable to control the ball. His lack of technical ability tends to spoil even his best performances.First half was one of his best halves this season. Second half was more of his usual performance this season.
That’s the best I’ve seen him play for a long time, and still he was crap.
To be fair all top strikers do miss chances, but I don't think he's been provided with enough chances in the game of 90 mins.
He can't judge a goal kick to save his life, its almost as if he needs contacts or soemthing. He very very very rarely wins a header from a long ballHis lack of natural ability to read the flight of balls and position himself looks like you've plucked a basketball player onto a football match. It's absurd. How can you make it to the premier league missing such a fundamental skill?
He want from bright to less mobile than Higuain by the end. To be caught offside every single time near the end of the match is just a complete lack of focus and effort.
This, he would run all day if he could, he just physically can't. He hauling too much beefI don’t think he’s lazy, I think he’s unfit. I don’t question his desire or attitude but watching him chase after long balls in the second half was painful.
I don’t think he’s lazy, I think he’s unfit. I don’t question his desire or attitude but watching him chase after long balls in the second half was painful.
There's a clear shove on his back, which goes unpunished.What the holy feck is wrong with him? He actually pisses me off now.
Lukaku is the only player to lose sight of the ball when controlling the ball.