Honestly thought buying a twenty a season striker would be good for us because he could help us batter the lower placed teams (something we've struggled with) and would be a good edition upfront, would hopefully build a relationship with Pogba due to their friendship and turn those 1 points into 3. His deficiencies of technique and build up play wouldn't be an issue because I hoped his touch would be a shot on goal (box player etc).
How on earth he scored so many goals for WBA and Everton I have no idea. He isn't an athlete, has zero stamina and I would back myself in a fifty fifty against him solely because of how weak he seems. I still stand by developing early and outsizing players at lower aged groups meant he could easily hide his complete lack of technique and he could steamroller smaller players and score bucket loads.
I've never seen someone so big be utterly bullied, dominated by so many mediocre and smaller centre backs and they are not even resorting to the darker arts, solely just by doing the basics of defending.
Bear with me here but look at someone like Paul Dickov, small, not very talented, utterly bullied defenders, wasn't especially quick either. Look at Dean Ashton, an utter handful, again not fast and smaller than Lukaku. Drogba, would dominate two centre backs on his own. Mitrovic, awkward and difficult. Costa nightmare to play against.
Lukaku has based his game on getting in behind but really lacks the mobility to keep making runs and pulling defenders around, coincided with a less than clinical finishing pedigree and what you have is someone who could be plying his trade a league below.
Should of realised when 5'10'', 75kg Daley Blind kept him quiet on the regular.
/rant