Mockney
Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year
I disagree on the basis that we haven't always had world class strikers at all, we have had 'decent' strikers who fit the system well.
In the PL era our top scoring strikers have included:
Hughes - PFA POTY. Could score from anywhere, often mercurially. Goals in CWC & FA Cup Finals.
Kanchelskis - Winger. Still creative enough to be on this list.
Solksjaer - 6th highest goal per minute ratio in PL history. 2nd behind only Ruud for us.
Cole - 3rd highest PL goal scorer ever (2nd until last season, when overtaken by Rooney Mk.2) PFA YPOTY, PFA runner up in 98, 9th in the Ballon D'or in '99.
Yorke - Creative catalyst & game changer in our most successful season ever
Sheringham - PFA Player of the year. Tottenham legend before he signed. Milwall's highest ever scorer before he signed. Creative.
Berbatov - Least arguable player on this list, yet still top scorer in a title winning season, and undoubted creative.
Rooney Mk.2 - Has scored as many this season as Lukaku.
You could even argue Cantona - This is clearly too far for any United fan.
None of these players would constitute "decent" to most, if any fan. They may not be fully World Class, but they were all to a man in the top brass of Premier League forwards in their time. Unless you're arguing anything below Ballon D'or winning class is technically "decent", you're stretching. Kevin Phillips and Emile Heskey were decent. Andy Cole, Eric Cantona & Wayne Rooney were all considered amongst the top 25 PL players ever by multiple publications.
Another less critical but still notable thing, is that all these players stayed in similar shape throughout their careers (even down to the haircut in Teddy’s case) whereas Lukaku has already near doubled in size since he was 20. This may not necessarily be a bad thing, but it’s likely not a reversable thing, for better or worse.
Look, I'm not writing him off, and am genuinely loathed to be so critical as to give the knee-jerk brigade ammunition, but there were a lot of doubts when he signed. It'd be disingenuous to pretend there weren't. Or to act like they're some terrible secret we should bury away because he's our player now and it's unhelpful to mention it. Nothing would please me more for him to grow into a Cole, or a Yorke, or a Hughes, or a Solksjear. I want to be wrong. I'm just not pretending I'm confident of it.
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