Robert Lewandowski | Barcelona

There’s an alternate universe where David Moyes manages a United team with Kroos-Fabregas-Thiago in midfield, and Bale, Lewandowski, Rooney up top.
And still relying on crosses from the right to score goals. Only from the right.
 
Even he wouldnt have fecked that up.
The period from 2014 to the advent of the pep era saw the most underwhelming league winners so far, hard to see how that team wouldn't have gotten far in that environment.

Were we to land ancelloti after his first Madrid spell it's almost a guarantee we would have a title or two, a fun counterfactual to think about.
 
He should really go down as only bettered by Messi and Ronaldo in the last 20-30 years
As a player? Um, no. I do think he's not given enough credit for what he's achieved, though. 700 goals is nothing to sniff at.
 
He should really go down as only bettered by Messi and Ronaldo in the last 20-30 years

As a forward?

R9's better than him quite clearly if we extend it to 30 years.

If it's the last 20, he's got an argument over Suarez. Close between the two.