Rivaldo, still hasn't retired.
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I can't stop laughing every time I see thisRivaldo still hasn't retired: The Fontaine goes into meltdown edition.
He did announce retirement early last year. Has he come out of retirement?
@fontaine I love you.
Quick someone put 20p in him
He's malfunc
Malfunction
Malfunctioning
Did I St
Did I St
Did I Stutt
Stutt, Stutt
Stutter, Stutter
What the feck was that
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Rivaldo and Saviola were my favourite players as a kid.
Done
He's just outdone Needham
@fontaine masterclass in how to kill a thread
I don't get it.
This is hilarious
So lets break it down here.
We have a person who feels so strongly about Rivaldo, that he is in tears when he hears that Rivaldo is playing once again.
At this point tears are rolling down. He has hit the 'upper case' key. He does not realise this, due to his emotion. He continues to type.
He continues to reminisce, just how good Rivaldo was - World Player of the Year. He was crying before, but now water is spewing out of his eyes.
He wants to say that he was great for club and country. But due to the level of emotion, he just cant find the words.
And so it begins....
He has used all combinations of the two words and finally got it right.
But at this stage, he just isnt thinking straight. So he decides to say the last two words again.
Any calm person would now edit what they have written, before sending it...but no, he wasn't thinking straight. Such was his emotion. He couldnt continue and he just decided to hit 'submit'.
I can only imagine that he must've been a complete blubbering mess for a few minutes after submitting this post.
Such passion.
I think the post needs to be sent to Rivaldo. He needs to know that are still fans out there, who care.
Leave BritneyRivaldo alone!
You mean fontaine.
this rivals the Van Person - Felling post.
Ful means ugly and full means drunk in swedish. Just thought i'd throw that in there..
What the hell has happened in this thread?
This is amazing; now I have to explain to everyone in the room why I'm laughing hysterically like a little schoolgirl.
Left side Fontaine brain says
Right side Fontaine brain responds
Who do you agree with? Fontaine or Fontaine?
Right side Fontaine brain responds
Who do you agree with? Fontaine or Fontaine?
The image of @fontaine trying to use the speech-to-text function of his phone for the first time while driving the car comes to mind. After the 3th line of "NATION LEVEL" one can almost sense the angriness while he keeps yelling "NATIONAL LEVEL" furiously into his phone.
Your tagline
Yeah, its the phone.
tagline?
tagline?
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yeah i don't know what happened there..
Let's see rossi nick that one!
Fool member?
This Rivaldo might have been okay for his club but did he do anything at National Level? Can't seem to find the answer on this thread.
I've been reading this. What a threadmaker of a post, I think it might be my favourite ever.
I've been
reading this. What a threadmaker of a post, I think it might be my favourite ever.