Rio Ferdinand's Footies football award ceremony is a step too far said:
The same cannot be said, alas, for the newest addition to the desperately thin awards ceremonies calendar: the Footies. "Football's answer to the Oscars", according to the Sun, which insists: "An awards ceremony for the beautiful game in this country is LONG overdue."
Do consider that monstrous injustice righted. At the end of this season, the inaugural Footies will take place at what the organisers promise will be "a glamorous central London location". But what form will this exciting evening take? Well, the event appears tailor‑made for all those who look at today's Premier League and remark that what it could really benefit from is more self-regard, and a greater emphasis on celebrity. "Bringing together football and music," the blurb promises, "the star-studded event will celebrate the best of what the season had to offer, with live music from headline acts famous for their love of football".
It was Rio Ferdinand who famously once explained: "The music, the fashion, the TV – it all goes to make up Rio Ferdinand," so it is no surprise to see the game's most self-effacing polymath listed as one of the event's founders. According to Rio: "We want it to become the most unique awards event in the calendar." The categories have already been decided upon, unfortunately, so it doesn't look like there'll be room to add a self-parodic one for "Most Unique". But there'll be Player of the Year, Goal of the Year, Free Kick of the Year, Result of the Year, Game of the Year, Manager of the Year, Fan of the Year, Journalist of the Year … it goes on. James Corden will host, obviously.
"I think the Footies is going to become a date in the diary for many years to come," Corden honked obligingly. I certainly hope it will prove itself a worthy contender for the Awards Awards, a genuine awards ceremony which honours the best of the awards ceremonie